tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18614867995141927232024-02-20T12:27:04.075+11:00Baron Bernie's BlogAnnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06983966075865881823noreply@blogger.comBlogger732125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-219253237270766812017-07-13T20:44:00.003+10:002017-07-13T20:44:42.892+10:00Vale BernieSadly Bernie died on 20 November 2016.<br />
He had cancer in his face. We treated him with painkillers until it was obvious that it was time for him to go.<br />
He was the most wonderful cat. He had so much personality and loved everyone both human and animal. The memories we have of him are very special. He is buried here in our garden near his darling friend Polly who died a few years ago. He is of course survived by his very good friend, Jaffa who was so sweet to him in his last few weeks. She would protect him vehemently from other animals and often groomed him.<br />
I think we will never stop missing him. I believe I will meet him in Heaven.<br />
<br />Gwand-mahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03193883835655211704noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-16794255993515484032016-06-21T17:02:00.001+10:002016-06-21T17:02:57.066+10:00FACEBOOKBernie might start witing on my Facebook sometimes so my fwends can see what Bernie is doing.<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-30129726553673504542016-05-29T12:13:00.002+10:002016-05-29T12:13:38.870+10:00Pills and fingsYou can see dat because Bernie did not post to him blog for a long time dat me forgot lots of fings about talkin and spellin.<br />
Anyway dat do not matter cos not many peoples weads Bernie blog.<br />
It been waining and all de plants is happy and de weeds gwowing. My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and my Mummy do not like weeds. Bernie finks dem is OK except for de ones what stick in Bernie fur.<br />
Me had some fights lately wif new cats what comes to live here and dem fink dey can come in Bernie house and Bernie garden. De only pussy cats what is allowed to go in Bernie garden is Bernie and Jaffa.<br />
My Mummy has to put medicine stuff on de cuts and scwatches. Bernie bes good and lets him Mummy fix dem cuts.<br />
Dat is enough blogs.<br />
Luv fwom Bernie<br />
<br />
<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-3705307689962886022016-05-09T15:03:00.002+10:002016-05-09T15:03:20.984+10:00A Muvvers Day Pwessie for Gwand-maBernie forgot to tell evewybody dat Bernie give his Gwand-ma a nice little pink tin of glass head pins for Muvvers Day. My Gwand-ma likes dem de best and she do not have many left.<br />
Luv from BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-38235767896141019732016-05-08T13:34:00.001+10:002016-05-08T13:34:04.584+10:00Muvvers DayHere is bernie witing in him blog for Muvvers Day. Bernie used to have apussy cat Mummy a long time ago but me forgets all about her and now me has a Anne Mummy. She is de best Mummy. Bernie gave her a little pwitty flowow for her Muvvers Day. It smells yukkie but my Mummy likes it.<br />
My Mummy said we was going to go on a picnic for Muvvers Day but it is waining so we are goin g to have our picnic in de lounge woom.<br />
Happy Muvvers Day to all dem uvver Mummies too.<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-37626342183626874092016-04-02T11:28:00.001+11:002016-04-02T11:28:17.503+11:00Bernie is uniqueAs you all knows, Bernie is a bit sick. Me has a over active thywoid and me has to have two tablets evewy day. Bernie is vewy good and takes his tablets like a vewy good tablet taking pussy cat. Then I have some tweats because I was good.<br />
Now Bernie wants to start up a support gwoup for pussy cats wif dis illness so we can meet each uvver and talk about it and give each uvver maowal support. But dere is a pwoblem. Bernie is de only pussy cat in Temorwa wot has got dis sick fing so how can I get a support gwoup?<br />
Maybe Berni should twy to find out if dere is any puppy dogs wif it or maybe Bernie could find a human support gwoup. Do you fink humans would let Bernie join deir support gwoup?<br />
Luv fwom Bernie<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-17424485740542746512016-03-31T21:04:00.002+11:002016-03-31T21:04:17.212+11:00Blogging againBernie got sick of witing in him blog. Then Uncle Tim keeps saying "Why doesn't Bernie wite in his blog any more?' and then Katy and Hughie came to visit and they said "Bernie why don't you wite in your blog any more?"<br />
Bernie said "Miaow" wot means "Hmmph! I don't want to wite in my blog" But Gwand-ma said that maybe Bernie should wite in him blog cos all my fwends wants to wead it cos dem loves Bernie.<br />
So Bernie is witing in him blog but only for his fwends wot loves him. If you do not love Bernie then STOP WEADING MY BLOG!<br />
Jaffa caught anuvver birdie. It was a big birdie. It was a pigeon type of birdie. My Mummy took it to de vet. Jaffa has been looking for it. Now next time she has to go to the vet she will think that she is going to get that birdie. <br />
We are going to have a sundial in our yard. That is a old fashioned clock. My Gwand-ma left it outside and she was checking what time it said and my Mummy say "Oh I thought you left it outside to charge". Silly Mummy. Even Bernie knows that it do not have batterwies. It is a solar powered clock.<br />
Love fwom Bernie<br />
<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-89300668282118990822015-10-10T14:10:00.004+11:002015-10-10T14:10:59.030+11:00Jaffa is a bit mixed upYesserday Jaffa caught a birdie and eat it. She left the feathers and yukkie bits on the lounge woom floor.<br />
Gwand-da cleaned it up.<br />
Now today she caught another bird and she left lots of feather evewywhere again.<br />
Bernie said "Jaffa you should not be catching those little birdies. You should let them keep flying awound and singing birdie songs"<br />
Jaffa said "But they are tweety birds and Gwand-ma always gives us tweats when we are good pussy cats"<br />
Bernie had to tell her that it is a diffwent sort of tweat. Tweats what Gwand-ma gives are tweats. That is diffwent to tweetie birds."<br />
Oh how can Bernie explain that to his little sister pussy cat?"<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-81458206598762514722015-10-01T18:02:00.002+10:002015-10-01T18:03:23.438+10:00A sore bumBernie has a vewy sore bum.<br />
A naughty big pussy cat came to our house and walked on our woof.<br />
Bernie say "Go away you naughty pussy cat. Dis is Bernie and Jaffa house"<br />
But that naughty pussy cat wun after Bernie and say "Me wants this house for my house" and that naughty pussy cat bit Bernie on de bum.<br />
Now Bernie bum got vewy sore. Bernie had to go and see my new Aunty Nicole what is my new vet since Uncle Jim gone away. My new Aunty Nicole look at it and she say Bernie needs a opewation to fix it.<br />
So she give Bernie a needle what make Bernie go to sleep and then when Bernie wake up it is all fixed but me has a tube sticking out my bum and it bleeding and yukky and me not allowed outside.<br />
My Aunty Nicole say that Bernie is a good pussy cat because me has had all my injections and so me do not get a howwible sickness fwom dat naughty cat.<br />
Jaffa say "Boor Bernie. Next time you see that naughty cat you tell Jaffa and she will come and help you to send him away. Then he will see there is two pussy cats here and we bofe chase him away togevver."<br />
Bernie keeps saying to my Mummy "OOh Mummy my bummy is cwummy"<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-7274475365678244152015-09-13T00:14:00.000+10:002015-09-13T00:15:08.445+10:00A Vewy Important InvestigationWe has got a leak in our kitchen cupboard. The floor of tht cupboard under the sink gets vewy wet.<br />
Gwand-ma wanted to find out where that leak is coming fwom so she dwied it wif a towel and then she spwinkled talcum powder all over it.<br />
Bernie and Jaffa vewy kindly offered to help her.<br />
Well we did not weally offer. We just decided to help her.<br />
We bofe helped. We checked up on each uvver.<br />
We wanted it to be a pwoper investigation. Pwoper investigations are done double blind. So that means we bofe shut our eyes tight.<br />
Den we went in de cupboard and had a dood look. It is vewy hard to have a dood look wif your eyes shut but it vewy important to do de investigation as a double blind investigation so we did.<br />
Then we walked out and all awound. Pussy cats can smell fings so we was OK.<br />
Here is our wesult:<br />
<br />
Dat talcum powder tastes yuk!<br />
<br />
We do not charge Gwand-ma for our expert opinion. We does it for luv.<br />
Luv fwom Bernie.<br />
Here is a picture of our investigation.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinJCgSvIMDwnz1siDmjQ3L1Mi_PqMXwqSKl2n110j7Xp2McZ6fDtjsH5jHXvxrX3rDAAJcmoM8nzHU96WAQlKLkOf_F_97cU-s5i2Qy2YNWjG2qmv4fl5gOpFX20PZmt8xEZtNM5CNN-yW/s1600/IMGP1780.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinJCgSvIMDwnz1siDmjQ3L1Mi_PqMXwqSKl2n110j7Xp2McZ6fDtjsH5jHXvxrX3rDAAJcmoM8nzHU96WAQlKLkOf_F_97cU-s5i2Qy2YNWjG2qmv4fl5gOpFX20PZmt8xEZtNM5CNN-yW/s320/IMGP1780.JPG" /></a></div>Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-38777768584625942002015-08-27T16:11:00.001+10:002015-08-27T16:11:29.362+10:00A New PussyWe has got a new pussy. It is a diffwent pussy to Bernie and Jaffa. Bernie and Jaffa are pussy cats. Dat is we are caty type pusses. Dis new pussy is a platy type pussy what is called a platypus. He came to see our pond what got filled up wif water cos it wained and wained and wained. Bernie fink him must have come up from de big big pond down de end of de stweet.<br />
Gwand-ma say him would not be able to find any dindins in our pond. Him likes to eat worms. We got lots of worms in our garden so he can get some fwom dere. And Jaffa and Bernie said dat him can have some of our pussy cat dinner.<br />
My Gwand-ma take a picture. Him got out of our pond and him was just going to get back in.<br />
Here is de picture.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoO2ppMljYyGs6KrLQ-1mgzFhYSZN3eeIH34DvjCYk9Rs3fWw3KGce-7TAcCp8m320uvOQ6vnyuqcQRyFB1l3pdf2tOr035eE1J_wN0DM7K87dDMDP9NPXbflxFKdpNXlacBu8xUYpneQf/s1600/IMGP1778.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoO2ppMljYyGs6KrLQ-1mgzFhYSZN3eeIH34DvjCYk9Rs3fWw3KGce-7TAcCp8m320uvOQ6vnyuqcQRyFB1l3pdf2tOr035eE1J_wN0DM7K87dDMDP9NPXbflxFKdpNXlacBu8xUYpneQf/s320/IMGP1778.JPG" /></a></div><br />
Luv fwom Bernie<br />
PS. My Mummy say him name is Bob but Bernie and Jaffa finks dat is a silly name for a platypus. We calls him Pat cos we do not know if it is a girl platypus or a boy platypus.Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-73744751328409959222015-08-13T01:47:00.001+10:002015-08-13T01:47:15.886+10:00That book is finishedMy mummy has been witing a vewy important book. It has lots of witing and lots of bootiful pictures.<br />
My fwend Aunty Sam (what has got a pwoper name called Samantha) came over to our place to help her and my Gwand-da helped too.<br />
It taked a long time and Bernie helped too. Bernie was vewy busy sitting on de puter when my Mummy was typing. I was keeping those little numbers and letters warm cos it is a cold Winter here.<br />
That book is going to be on the internet so evewybody can wead it. My Mummy might tell evewybody where to get it on the internet cos Bernie do not know.<br />
Now it is finished and my mummy is glad cos it was lots of hard work and she is sick of it.<br />
Evewybody say she do a vewy vewy good job and Bernie do a good job too.<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-60508197072607605262015-08-01T13:47:00.002+10:002015-08-01T13:47:40.522+10:00Feathers for my Mummy's pillowJaffa's and Bernie's Mummy has a feather pillow. She said that she needs more feathers for it and she do not know where to get them. Silly Mummy. Jaffa knows where to get them so she did. She caught a vewy big birdie and bwing it inside. She do not hurt it and we do not eat it. We just get lots of feathers off it. Then our Mummy come and see it and bwing it out the door and it fly away. But we got lots of feathers.<br />
Then silly Mummy sweep them up and put them in the bin. Such a silly Mummy. Those feather were for your pillow!!!<br />
Good gwief!<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-68185631517884079372015-07-26T12:33:00.001+10:002015-07-26T12:33:14.804+10:00Bernie wites all the news fwom a long timeMy Unca Tim keeps complaining that Bernie did not wite in my blog for a long time. So now Bernie is going to wite all the news.<br />
First Bernie is getting a bit fat again but not too fat. That is because Bernie is a vewy good pussy cat and I always takes my tablets vewy good when my Gwand-ma or my Mummy gives them to me.<br />
Jaffa is gwowing into a fat pussy cat but she did not gwow out of her fur coat yet so Gwand-ma said that is OK. We do not know where we could buy her a new pussy cat coat if she gwew out of the one she has on now.<br />
Jaffa does a funny thing sometimes. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was having some dindins at differwent westaurwants. But weally all she does is this. She eats some dindins from her bowl and then she goes to the fwont door and Gwand-da lets her out. Then she walks wound the house and she comes in the cat flap in the family woom and she goes and eats some more dindins and then she goes to the fwont door and Gwand-da lets her out and then she walks wound the house and comes in the cat flap in the family woom and then she eats some more dindins and then she goes to the fwont door and Gwand-da says "What again?" and he lets her out and she keeps doing that. Gwand-da counted four times yesterday. Bernie asked her why she do that and that is when she said she is going to differwent westaurwants. She is a silly cat because she is only going to the same place every time.<br />
Did Bernie tell evewybody about our big fish pond what is going to have fishies in it? Well we got a big one and it wained and now it is full of bwown water but no fishies. My Gwand-ma said we has to get that dirty water out and only put clean water in and then we can get some fishies. When we have fishies in it, some birdies might come and sit near the edge and twy to catch them fishies to eat. So Bernie and Jaffa will have the vewy important job of chasing dem birdies away so they do not eat our fishies.<br />
It has been waining here lots of times and the gwound is all wet and squishy. Bernie does not bovver to go outside cos it is cold. Bernie stays inside and sleeps on Polly's blankie what she left to Bernie when she gone to Pussy cat Heaven. It is a vewy nice blankie and Bernie loves it lots. It weminds me of my Polly what Bernie loves.<br />
Jaffa goes outside and comes in wet and then she gets a cuddle fwom someone to get warmed up. She is silly but she still loves Bernie. She gives her Bernie lots of lick licks and she tickles.<br />
Love fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-51757665172198405992015-04-23T01:05:00.001+10:002015-04-23T01:05:19.662+10:00Bernie is sickGwand-ma told Bernie dat me should wite on my blog and tell evewyone about Bernie being sick so they know why Bernie did not wite on my blog for a long time.<br />
Bernie keeps getting thinner and thinner. Gwand-ma took me to the vet but Unca Jim said Bernie is OK. Then Unca Jim died and Bernie was vewy sad. Now we has a new vet called Aunty Nicole. My Aunty Vicki is still at the vet place.<br />
Gwand-ma took little Bernie to see his Aunty Nicole and she said Bernie vewy sick and she do a blood test which is a fing what Bernie did not like.<br />
Bernie has got a over active thywoid and it makes Bernie eat lots cause me is hungwy but me just get skinny all de time.<br />
Bernie has to have two tablets evewy day now for de west of my life.<br />
My Gwand-ma put them in a little pill container just like my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and my Mummy has got. Bernie is a EXCELLENT pussy cat and me takes my tablets vewy dood.<br />
Luv fwom Bernie<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-28624659300237543562015-02-10T11:52:00.002+11:002015-02-10T11:52:52.102+11:00Jaffa's BirfdayYesserday was Jaffa's birfday. She was 2 years old. If she was a human bean she would be 21. First Gwand-ma singed happy birfday to Jaffa. Den Bernie singed "miaowy miaow day". Jaffa fink dat is vewy funny and she larf and larf. When she larf, her bell wings. Dat makes her larf more. Dat makes her bell wing more and dat makes her larf more. And dat makes her bell wing more and dat makes her larf more and den she get de hiccups. Dat stopped de larfin. So den she wun into de sewing woom. Katy bed is still dere so Jaffa likes to sleep on it so she can wemember Katy smell so she will wemember Katy next time Katy comes to visit. She had a nice sleep on dat bed.<br />
She will not be happy today cos Gwand-da say he is going to put dat bed back in de gawage. Poor Jaffa. She wants to keep sleeping on it. Maybe someone will make her a speshul bed in dere.<br />
Luv fwom Bernie<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-7653046816172624302015-02-02T11:35:00.000+11:002015-02-02T11:35:07.414+11:00Katy gone homeMy Katy came to visit. Bernie did not do my blog for a long time because I forgot my password. Now Gwand-ma weminded me what it is.<br />
We had dood fun wif Katy visiting. Jaffa has been getting to know her. Jaffa does not like new people but she likes Katy. Katy knew just how to pat her and talk to her gently so she will get to know her and do not be fwightened.<br />
Now I have to tell Jaffa dat Katy has gone home. I hope she do not cwy.<br />
Katy has gone in dat new car what was here. Katy said it is called Clive and it is going to be her Daddy's car so they are dwiving it all the way to Tasmania and they are going over the water in a boat. Bernie VEWY GLAD that he does not have to go wif them because Bernie do not like going in a boat.<br />
Gwand-ma went in hospital and came out again fast.<br />
Gwand-da is sad now cos Katy and my Mummy is gone. Bernie has to give him lots of cuddles.<br />
Bernie let Katy bwing my favourwite toy to give it to my cousin Q. Gwand-ma will have to buy a new one for Bernie.<br />
Now Bernie has to go a do cuddles.<br />
Luv fwom Bernie<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-28096418841357933162014-12-28T19:55:00.002+11:002014-12-28T19:55:41.731+11:00We had KwissmussI lost my book wif spellin in it.<br />
We had Kwissmuss and Jaffa and Bernie got pwessies. Lots of toys to play wif and lots of yummy tweats.<br />
We like them.<br />
The other day my Gwand-ma got mixed up when she was getting dwessed and put her slacks on first and den her unnerpants. She looked like a Super Gwand-ma.<br />
My Gwand-ma asked Bernie to look on the internet and find some dood fishies to put in our pond. Bernie found de best one called Berney's Catfish. Bernie wants dat one.<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-2279731186001529612014-12-04T23:10:00.000+11:002014-12-04T23:10:04.990+11:00My Mummy's BirfdayTomowwow is my Mummy's birfday. She is making her own birfday cake cos she likes cooking and it is a good excuse for her to make a nice cake what she likes wif smelly stuff in it.<br />
Bernie still has not got my Mummy a pwesent but my Gwand-ma said she will go and get the pwesent what I told her to get tomowwow. Bernie always tells Gwand-ma what to get for my Mummy. One day Bernie might buy sumfing on line for my Mummy. I am a clever computer using pussy cat so I could do that good.<br />
Luv fwom Bernie and Happy Birthday to my Mummy.<br />
PS I wonder if she would like a nice new bowl with a pussy cat picture on it or would she like a human picture on it?<br />
<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-62802157821528323282014-12-02T21:46:00.000+11:002014-12-02T21:47:10.586+11:00We saw SantaBernie and Jaffa went to the Open Day at our Vet's place. We saw our Aunty Shauna and she gave us both very big cuddles. We were very happy to see her.<br />
Then we got a pwetty thing on wound our necks for Chwistmas and we had our photos taken with Santa Claws. We liked Santa Claws cos he smells just like our Uncle Dewek who lives with our Aunty Shauna. And he knew what our names are and everything. And we told him that we have been good pussy cats and he is going to bwing us a pwessie for Chwistmas.<br />
Here are the pictures that we got taken.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqpNUP_rrufmW88_pnWPv0L9SupfTcFja2gKwwZulD8FDfUlnDRZCEzONplZ5rbuuzsYpdf9gyGSbtwWgB2z3L38Z1cZrQjfQ2yrqYJ9wh7G8cUZxxpGVZIdTRXkz-e6bFfb7KUDs0rdX2/s1600/Bernie+with+Santa+smaller.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqpNUP_rrufmW88_pnWPv0L9SupfTcFja2gKwwZulD8FDfUlnDRZCEzONplZ5rbuuzsYpdf9gyGSbtwWgB2z3L38Z1cZrQjfQ2yrqYJ9wh7G8cUZxxpGVZIdTRXkz-e6bFfb7KUDs0rdX2/s320/Bernie+with+Santa+smaller.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2QIAklCcX6W3fAeFtrZFkWPFsCwUT1PmYYTwTjqri8LxFdYYUVcT33JUqyreM3-uFhx776AoF41VPloB_RcTs6D-sOaGQC9EpCiJciUn9zMAAGLZip9HpkPMMLeNvOLsofelh_45_HEVv/s1600/Bern+and+Jaf+with+Santa+smaller.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2QIAklCcX6W3fAeFtrZFkWPFsCwUT1PmYYTwTjqri8LxFdYYUVcT33JUqyreM3-uFhx776AoF41VPloB_RcTs6D-sOaGQC9EpCiJciUn9zMAAGLZip9HpkPMMLeNvOLsofelh_45_HEVv/s320/Bern+and+Jaf+with+Santa+smaller.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI_K41BnTZeqezxn6_WWMRMgk2DhXYeHiJNOKDoMg7QSlTSN0Z9gdRIeERGs0W0-noC_LC9SF3Kj46qk7uO6yGZX3NdDM0eLiK_OK42Dv5FqVI-TLFePwUCvOuJ4RqTaDPzufBApeRiNuW/s1600/Jaffa+with+Santa+smaller.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI_K41BnTZeqezxn6_WWMRMgk2DhXYeHiJNOKDoMg7QSlTSN0Z9gdRIeERGs0W0-noC_LC9SF3Kj46qk7uO6yGZX3NdDM0eLiK_OK42Dv5FqVI-TLFePwUCvOuJ4RqTaDPzufBApeRiNuW/s320/Jaffa+with+Santa+smaller.jpg" /></a></div><br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-89446563743033754062014-11-28T21:39:00.001+11:002014-11-28T21:39:22.744+11:00A necklace for JaffaOur Mummy bought a collar for Jaffa but Jaffa says it is a necklace because she is a girl and girls like to wear necklaces. It is black with little diamonds on it. Jaffa says it is a velvet choker. That is a type of necklace and she says it has real diamonds. She thinks she is very smart with that new necklace on. She sort of tinkles when she walks along. Mummy said we are not to tell her that the bell is there so it will make a noise when she walks and warn the birdies. I am going to mark this entry so Jaffa cannot read it. <br />
Our vet is having a special open day on Sunday and Jaffa and me are going to go there and get our picture taken with Santa Claus. It will be good fun.<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-26985371465940583032014-11-27T18:12:00.000+11:002014-11-27T18:12:11.820+11:00Mousey and birdieJaffa caught annuver mousie. I do not know if it was the mousie that I caught and what got away after it ate lots of mousie dindins (peanut butter in a big milk bottle lid for a mousie dindins bowl)<br />
She chased it awound until the poor thing dies of fwight and then she did not want to play with it anymore because it would not wun away. <br />
Then yesserday she caught a big Wosella. She is vewy vewy naughty. We told her not to catch birdies but she say she did not catch it. She say it ask her if it can come and play with us so she just bwing it inside. BUT it was dead so I do not believe it asked her anyfing. She is a naughty naughty fibbing Jaffa as well as a naughty naughty birdie catching pussy cat. She plonk that dead bird on the kitchen floor and ate a hole in it. YUK. Then my Mummy swept it up and put it in the bin. Now my Gwand-ma is wowwied that one of the neighbours who has birdies will come and say "Your naughty pussy cat caught my birdie" and he will want to chop Jaffa head off.<br />
Gwand-ma say that the twouble is that Jaffa is the same colour as the tan bark and so the birdies cannot see her. My Mummy is going to buy a cat collar with a bell on it and she is going to put it on Jaffa so the bell will go tinkle tinkle and the birdies will hear her coming and they can fly away.<br />
Luv fwom Bernie<br />
Berniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-31909505292606473162014-11-10T15:08:00.000+11:002014-11-10T15:08:13.056+11:00That mousie is vewy clever and hungwyWhen my Mummy and my Gwand-ma pulled the fwidge out yesserday they got the mousie dindins out and put it on the bench. Then later Gwand-ma put it down near the fwidge again on the other side. After a while it disappeared again and when my Mummy looked she saw it way underneath the fwidge again. So she got a long stick and dwagged it out again and when they looked they saw that it had lots of little mousie teeth marks on it and some of it was gone.<br />
Now we put it down near the fwidge again and we are waiting to see if we can catch that mousie when he comes out to dwag his dindins under the fwidge. Gwand-ma said she will not put poison in the mousie dindins because if the mousie eats poison and a pussy cat eats the mousie then it might poison the pussy cat.<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-14502544035026805742014-11-09T18:08:00.001+11:002014-11-14T21:53:41.456+11:00A vewy clever mousieBernie catch a mousie but it wun under the bookshelf. Bernie was twying to weach under the bookshelf and get it but Bernie's fwont leg is too short and me could not weach. Gwand-ma came along and she know that Bernie is twying to get something out so she put her walking stick under the bookshelf and scoop the mouse out. Bernie wun after it and catch it and let go and catch it and let go and catch it but then it got away and wan under the fwidge.<br />
Bernie was sitting there for a long time waiting for that mousie to come out fwom under the fwidge.<br />
After a while Gwand-ma got a good idea. She got a lid off a empty milk bottle to use for a mousie dindin bowl and she put some peanut butter in it which is mousie dindins. Then she put that mousie dindins down just near the fwidge. Bernie think that is a vewy good idea so Bernie was sitting there for a vewy long time watching that mousie dindins to see if the mousie came out to get it.<br />
Then we went away to have our dindins and when we looked back that mousie dindins was gone. Gwand-da got down on the floor and looked under the fwidge. The mousie dindin bowl was pulled in under the fwidge. That clever mousie wan out when we was not looking and it dwag that dindin bowl under the fwidge.<br />
After another long while my Mummy and my Gwand-ma pulled that fwidge out and there was no mousie, just lots of mousie poop and little teeth marks in the mousie dindins. Gwand-ma specially made it vewy smooth so she could see if the mousie ate any. <br />
That cheeky mousie ate the dindins, did some poops and then snuck away somewhere. <br />
Bernie and Jaffa will be looking hard for that mousie.<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1861486799514192723.post-71364399776952286402014-11-08T20:42:00.003+11:002014-11-08T20:42:27.685+11:00Nice dindinsMy Mummy cooked dat mince and made it into vewy nice dindins what we like. Sanks you vewy much Mummy.<br />
Luv fwom BernieBerniehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08081779105786172701noreply@blogger.com1