Bernie come to his blog to put a message about where is my Mummy.
Bernie walkin awound evewywhere saying Miaow Miaow twying to find my Mummy.
Me don't know where she is.
Me lookin evewywhere.
Gwand-da say "Why is Bernie miaowing so much? Maybe he looking for his Mummy"
Yes dat wight Gwand-da. Me twying to find my Mummy.
Pussy cats and uvver peoples always cwying when dem can't find deir Mummy. Don't you know dat?
Now when me come to wite a message in my blog about "Where is my Mummy" me see a message wot my Mummy wite about she visiting my cousin Polly.
So now me know where she be.
But me still miss my Mummy.
Even Aunty Mavis notice how Bernie miss his Mummy.
Please comes home soon Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie
Saturday, 17 December 2011
Bye Bye Cuzzin Joel
Now our cuzzin Joel has gone home. Dat was just when Heidi was gettin used to him.
Oh dear. Bernie likes to have visitors cos dem always gives Bernie a pat and Bernie likes pats.
Now my Gwand-da is wetired. Gwand-ma say dat means him does not go to school evewy day.
Dat good. Me can play wif my Gwand-da all day now.
Now me go and find a dood game to play wif my Gwand-da and it don't have hoses in it.
Luv fwom Bernie
Oh dear. Bernie likes to have visitors cos dem always gives Bernie a pat and Bernie likes pats.
Now my Gwand-da is wetired. Gwand-ma say dat means him does not go to school evewy day.
Dat good. Me can play wif my Gwand-da all day now.
Now me go and find a dood game to play wif my Gwand-da and it don't have hoses in it.
Luv fwom Bernie
Monday, 12 December 2011
A visitor
Today we got a new visitor. It is a cuzzin called Joel.
He is a big man. He is big upwards but not outwards.
He is a vewy nice man and Bernie likes him. Heidi is getting used to him.
He says hello to us and gives us a pat so we knows he is a dood fwend.
Heidi and me had a litta sleep on his bed today. Dat was to make sure it is a dood bed. We do not want our cuzzin, Joel to sleep on a yukkey bed.
My Gwand-ma taked a pikcha of us.
Luv fwom Bernie
He is a big man. He is big upwards but not outwards.
He is a vewy nice man and Bernie likes him. Heidi is getting used to him.
He says hello to us and gives us a pat so we knows he is a dood fwend.
Heidi and me had a litta sleep on his bed today. Dat was to make sure it is a dood bed. We do not want our cuzzin, Joel to sleep on a yukkey bed.
My Gwand-ma taked a pikcha of us.
Luv fwom Bernie
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Dem silly birdies
Bernie was waiting for his Gwand-ma to come home. Bernie is de butler and it is de butler job to meet peoples and bwing dem inside.
Bernie waiting patiently.
A birdie was sittin on de letter box and anuvver birdie was sittin on de wailing near de fwont vewandah.
When Gwand-ma car come and stop dey just sit dere and watch.
Den Bernie get up and he walkin out very dignified like he always do.
Bernie say "Miaow" to welcome Gwand-ma and dem silly birdies fly away.
Bernie was not going to catch dem. Bernie was lookin at Gwand-ma and me say hello to Gwand-ma. Can't dem birdies unnerstand plain cat?
Oh well, Dem was not in plastic bags so I do not catch dem. My Mummy tell me only catch birdies in plastic bags wif no feafers.
Luv fwom Bernie
Bernie waiting patiently.
A birdie was sittin on de letter box and anuvver birdie was sittin on de wailing near de fwont vewandah.
When Gwand-ma car come and stop dey just sit dere and watch.
Den Bernie get up and he walkin out very dignified like he always do.
Bernie say "Miaow" to welcome Gwand-ma and dem silly birdies fly away.
Bernie was not going to catch dem. Bernie was lookin at Gwand-ma and me say hello to Gwand-ma. Can't dem birdies unnerstand plain cat?
Oh well, Dem was not in plastic bags so I do not catch dem. My Mummy tell me only catch birdies in plastic bags wif no feafers.
Luv fwom Bernie
Thursday, 8 December 2011
Dem pikchas
A long long time ago, Bernie was twying to get some pikchas off his Gwand-ma camewa and put dem on his blog.
Bernie twy vewy hard. He get lots of sticky tape and sticky tape dat camewa to his blog and he look at dem keys but he can't find dat key what say "put de pikchas on de blog" so Bernie has to ask his Gwand-ma to do it.
Now Bernie Gwand-ma take a pikcha of Bernie doin dat but she take dat pikcha on her tellems phone (dat is de fing what you use to tellem someone sumfing).
Bernie ask Gwand-ma if she can put dem pikchas on Bernie blog too but she don't know how to get dem off her phone. Bernie twy to take a pikcha of Gwand-ma getting de pikchas off her phone using de toaster but dat don't work dood. De flash don't work on de toaster.
Den Bernie look in de fwidge to get some more sticky tape but just den de micwowave wing and so Bernie has to go and answer it.
Bernie say Miaow but it must be de wong number cos nobody dere.
Den my Clever Mummy come to de wescue and she get dem pikchas off dat phone and put dem on dis computer so now Bernie can show evewybody how hard he be twying.
Bernie twy vewy hard. He get lots of sticky tape and sticky tape dat camewa to his blog and he look at dem keys but he can't find dat key what say "put de pikchas on de blog" so Bernie has to ask his Gwand-ma to do it.
Now Bernie Gwand-ma take a pikcha of Bernie doin dat but she take dat pikcha on her tellems phone (dat is de fing what you use to tellem someone sumfing).
Bernie ask Gwand-ma if she can put dem pikchas on Bernie blog too but she don't know how to get dem off her phone. Bernie twy to take a pikcha of Gwand-ma getting de pikchas off her phone using de toaster but dat don't work dood. De flash don't work on de toaster.
Den Bernie look in de fwidge to get some more sticky tape but just den de micwowave wing and so Bernie has to go and answer it.
Bernie say Miaow but it must be de wong number cos nobody dere.
Den my Clever Mummy come to de wescue and she get dem pikchas off dat phone and put dem on dis computer so now Bernie can show evewybody how hard he be twying.
Kwismus
Evewybody knows dat kwismus comes soon.
Bernie wemember dat at kwismus evewybody eat turkey what is a big birdie wot got no feafers.
So Bernie decide dat not vewy dood so Bernie go and find a nice big birdie wif dood feafers and he catch it and bwing it inside for kwismus dinner.
My Mummy say "Oh no Bernie what have you done? You must not catch birdies. Oh the poor thing!" and she take it outside and fwow it in de garbage bin.
Miaowmmmphh!
Bernie not vewy impwessed. Bernie twying to get a dood dinner so today Bernie go and catch anuvver birdie and he bwing it in to his Mummy bedwoom and put it on her floor.
Bernie sit dere and miaow vewy loud. Evewybody come and say "What's the matter, Bernie?"
Bernie just miawo and miaow vewy vewy loud to say "Look you stoopid peoples. Me bwings a vewy dood dindins for kwismus"
Then my Mummy see dat birdie and .......
YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DO???
She wouse on Bernie again!!!!!!!
My Mummy is a vewy ungwateful person. She take dat birdie away again.
Bernie not vewy happy. Bernie twy to stamp his foot but as you know, Bernie has soft foots and dem soft foots does not stamp vewy well.
Bernie walk up and down and say Miaow Miaow.
Den Bernie twy to stamp him foot again but it hurt.
Oh bovver! Bernie goes and has some dindins and goes to sleep.
Miaowmmmph! Bernie vewy cwanky at evewybody.
Luv fwom Bernie
But Bernie not cwanky at his dood Katy and his dood Hughie.
Bernie wemember dat at kwismus evewybody eat turkey what is a big birdie wot got no feafers.
So Bernie decide dat not vewy dood so Bernie go and find a nice big birdie wif dood feafers and he catch it and bwing it inside for kwismus dinner.
My Mummy say "Oh no Bernie what have you done? You must not catch birdies. Oh the poor thing!" and she take it outside and fwow it in de garbage bin.
Miaowmmmphh!
Bernie not vewy impwessed. Bernie twying to get a dood dinner so today Bernie go and catch anuvver birdie and he bwing it in to his Mummy bedwoom and put it on her floor.
Bernie sit dere and miaow vewy loud. Evewybody come and say "What's the matter, Bernie?"
Bernie just miawo and miaow vewy vewy loud to say "Look you stoopid peoples. Me bwings a vewy dood dindins for kwismus"
Then my Mummy see dat birdie and .......
YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DO???
She wouse on Bernie again!!!!!!!
My Mummy is a vewy ungwateful person. She take dat birdie away again.
Bernie not vewy happy. Bernie twy to stamp his foot but as you know, Bernie has soft foots and dem soft foots does not stamp vewy well.
Bernie walk up and down and say Miaow Miaow.
Den Bernie twy to stamp him foot again but it hurt.
Oh bovver! Bernie goes and has some dindins and goes to sleep.
Miaowmmmph! Bernie vewy cwanky at evewybody.
Luv fwom Bernie
But Bernie not cwanky at his dood Katy and his dood Hughie.
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
Mopping dat kitchen floor
Do you wemember how Bernie told evewybody about Gwand-ma mop dat kitchen floor and she take away our dindins bowl so we nearly starve to deaf?
Well after dat, Gwand-ma mop de floor lots of times but she do not take away our dindins bowl but today she do a mop and she take it away again.
Dis time Bernie go and say a vewy nice litta Meow to Gwand-ma and she say “Oh yes Bernie. You wants your din dins bowl. Here it is”
Den she put it on de lounge woom floor so Bernie and Heidi can have a litta snack.
We vewy glad we got dat dood awangement now.
But Heidi notice dat de kitchen smell vewy stwange.
She sniff all awound and she say “Unca Bernie what ith that thtrange thmell in the kitchen?”
Bernie say “It de cleaning stuff what Gwand-ma use”
Heidi say “It’th dithguthting. It doeth not thmell clean to me. It thmellth yukkie and I have got thticky thtuff on my litta pawth.” Bernie say “Dat because you walked on dat floor. You should not walk on it until it is dwy”
Heidi say “Oh dear. Now I hath to go and lick that dithguthting thtuff off my poor litta thenthitive pawth”
Hee hee next time Heidi will wemember not to walk on dat floor when Gwand-ma is cleanin it.
Luv fwom Bernie.
Well after dat, Gwand-ma mop de floor lots of times but she do not take away our dindins bowl but today she do a mop and she take it away again.
Dis time Bernie go and say a vewy nice litta Meow to Gwand-ma and she say “Oh yes Bernie. You wants your din dins bowl. Here it is”
Den she put it on de lounge woom floor so Bernie and Heidi can have a litta snack.
We vewy glad we got dat dood awangement now.
But Heidi notice dat de kitchen smell vewy stwange.
She sniff all awound and she say “Unca Bernie what ith that thtrange thmell in the kitchen?”
Bernie say “It de cleaning stuff what Gwand-ma use”
Heidi say “It’th dithguthting. It doeth not thmell clean to me. It thmellth yukkie and I have got thticky thtuff on my litta pawth.” Bernie say “Dat because you walked on dat floor. You should not walk on it until it is dwy”
Heidi say “Oh dear. Now I hath to go and lick that dithguthting thtuff off my poor litta thenthitive pawth”
Hee hee next time Heidi will wemember not to walk on dat floor when Gwand-ma is cleanin it.
Luv fwom Bernie.
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