Now where gwand-ma bed gone

Now my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da bed gone away too. Oh dear dis is a vewy dweadful fing. First we had fwidge feives now bed feives and den someone take our cloves dwyer and just before Bernie came to wite dis blog, someone pinched our kitchen table.
Oh Miaow miaow MIAOW.
Luv fwom Bernie.

My Mummy bed gone

Oh no! My Mummy bed has gone. Somebody come and take it. Where she sleep now?
Oh Miaow miaow dat a tewwubul fing to happen.
my poor Mummy.
Do anybody know where it gone?
Luv fwom Bernie

Dindins pwoblems

So now my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da decide dat Bernie cannot have any of dat dindins like Polly dindins what we been having since Polly visited.
It is nice dindins but dey say it make Bernie bomit so Bernie not allowed to have any. Miaowmmpph!
Me not happy about dat. Me has to eat dat dwy biscuits dindins.
Heidi was allowed to have some of dat nice dindins but now she bomit too so she not allowed to have it eiver.
Yesserday my Aunty Jan tell Bernie dat he has to wite in his blog what is wong wif my tummy so all de peoples knows.
Bernie tummy wumbling and making funny noises. Bernie fink dere is a norty sumfing in his tummy what says "Me don't like dat dindins. Go away" and it has to come back out.
Me fink maybe one of dem norty sumfings gets in Heidi tummy too.
Please sumone tell my Aunty Jan.
Love fwom Bernie

A new vet

Me gone to de vet.
Me vewy clever cos me gone in de car wifout my basket and me did not jump awound and be silly. Me just miaow alot.
Den when we go to de vet it be a noo vet. It not my Unca Jim. It a noo vet called Aunty Jan.
She a nice lady and she do not hurt Bernie and she do not stick fings in Bernie. She just feel Bernie tummy and look in Bernie mouf at my dood teef.
She say me OK  so maybe my Mummy need to find me a noo dindins cos dat dindins might be making me bomit.
AND GUESS WHAT. Bernie lose weight. Not lots of weight like when me sick just a litta bit. Aunty Jan say me is a dood pussy cat for losing a little bit of weight. Me lose 200 gwams.
Evewy body dere say dat Bernie is a bootiful cat and dem all loves Bernie.
Love fwom Bernie

Our fwidge gone

A man come and take our fwidge away on a big twuck. Lucky my Mummy got all our food out of it before him take it away.
My Mummy and my Gwand-ma was washing dat fwidge. It look nice and clean like a noo fwidge but den dat man come and take it away.
My Mummy say "Don't worry Bernie. We are getting a new fridge and this fridge is going to live with Aunty Mavis"
Well where dat noo fwidge? Me can't find it.
But guess what we find unner dat old fwidge what weally look like a noo fwidge? We find lots of Heidi gumnuts and a litta gecko. It was living unner dat fwidge and it wun away when we move dat fwidge.
Me do not know where it gone but Heidi happy she find so many gumnuts.
Love fwom Bernie

going to de vet

Bernie is a bit sick. Me keep bomiting up my dindins. First Mummy fink me eat too much but den Gwand-ma say dat Bernie did only eat a litta bit. She was watching me like a dood Gwand-ma.
So my Mummy wing up dat vet and he say bwing litta Bernie to see him. Me do not like going to de vet.
My Mummy was at school so my Gwand-ma supposed to bwing me but she busy helping Gwand-da to mow dat gwass and dey get all wet when dey wash dat lawnmower so now me has to go tomowwow at quarter to fwee.
Please evewybody wemind my Gwand-ma to take me to de vet. Even if me do not like going to de vet me does not like being sick so me go like a dood pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Me fink it started

Hmmm, me fink dat we started to move to de noo house.
Will somebody please tell Bernie what is a noo house dat we move to?
Evewybody talking about it but nobody tell Bernie what dat is.
Now it is waining again. More water. We does not need more water.
Do anybody want some water? Dem can come here and get some.
Love fwom Bernie.