A girl pussy called Maddie

Today a new little girl pussy cat come to visit us. She is visiting for de weekend to see if she likes to stay wif us.
Her name is Maddie.
She is black and ginger.
She is not a tiny little kitten but she is still a kitten. She is about four months old.
She seems to be a nice kitten.
She does not bie Bernie's tail and she lets Bernie give her a nose kiss.
We see how she goes for de weekend.
If she stays wif us, Bernie is going to be de daddy,
Den my Mummy will be a Gwand-ma and my Gwand-ma will be a Gweat Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da will be a gweat Gwand-da.
Dat is vewy twicky.
Luv fwom Bernie

A message fwom de vet

Today dat nice lady wot is called Vicki wot works at de vet office wing us up.
She say dat de peoples from de vet was having a little meeting and dem talking about how we is vewy sad cos we lost two little pussy cats in a year.
Dem decided dat we can has a new pussy cat fwee and dem will let dat little pussy cat have all de operations and injecshuns fwee cos we is dood customers.
Dat vewy nice of dem.
So we might get a new little pussy cat for Bernie to have for company.
But please do not get a kitten wot chase Bernie's tail.
Luv fwom Bernie

Gone to de vet

Today Bernie gone to de vet and got my injecshun. Dat is so me will not get some howwible sick fings wong wif me. Uncle Lloyd look at Bernie vewy carefully and see if me is sick or anyfing. Bernie lost some weight. Dat is because Bernie has been twying not to eat too much dindins.
Uncle Lloyd say Bernie is nearly 12 years old. Him say Bernie is not a Spwing Chicken.
Oh Miaow miaow me hope de vet know de diffewence between a chookie and a pussy .
If him do not know de diffewence between a chookie and a pussy den him cannot pass his exams in vet school.
Dere be lots of puppy dogs going to dat vet to get injecshuns and fings and also some pussy cats what lives dere and someone bwing a new mummy pussy cat and her little baby kittens dere. She is a vewy busy Mummy pussy cat cos she got 6 kittens. Dem was dood little kittens and dem was not cwying,
Now me going to see my Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie

Cleaning the barfwoom

Bernie's Mummy was cleaning de shower wecess in de barfwoom.
She was wiping de glass.
Bernie started wiping dat glass too wif my vewy dood cleaning paws.
My Mummy said dat Bernie is vewy clever and  me can always help wif dat cleaning de barfwoom.
Dat makes Bernie vewy happy because me likes to be useful and do fings wot me is vewy dood at doing and help peoples especially my Mummy wot me luvs and luvs..
Luv fwom Bernie

Lots of games

Evewybody is finking of dood games to play and fings to do when my Katy and my Hughie comes to visit.
Bernie is finking of dood games to play too.
Bernie is going to let dem get Bernie dindins. Dat is a vewy dood fun fing for dem to do. It vewy easy. Bernie will show dem where dat big bag of dindins is and where Bernie bowl is and dem can get some dindins out and put it in Bernie bowl. My Katy and my Hughie will have dood fun doing dat.
Today Bernie pwactise singing de bong bong song at de bong bong clock. Hee hee hee it be a funny song.
It just go bong bong bong bong.
Now me has to have a wash.
Luv fwom Bernie

A job for my Mummy

Today Bernie help Gwand-ma and Gwand-da tidy up my Mummy bedwoom while she be at school.
Usualllylly (dat a big word Bernie learn)  my Mummy do not teach at school on Wensdays but dis Wensday a teacher boss wing her up and say "Will you come and teach some more childwen please?" so my Mummy say "Yes OK" and she gone.
She was going to clean up her bedwoom today but she gone to teach some extwa childwen instead so we all clean it up for her.
Bernie be in charge of sorting out some books. Me tell Gwand-da dat my Mummy bookshelf is full up and she need annuvver bookshelf. Den me wun in de Gawage and me find annuver bookshelf and me say "Look Gwand-da my mummy can have dat bookshelf" so my Gwand-da get it and clean it and put it in my Mummy bedwoom and den me tell my Gwand-da to put all dem extwa books on it and dat make it much tidier.
Den when  my Mummy come home she beed vewy happy cos dat bedwoom looks much better,
Luv fwom dood tidying Bernie.

Lots of walking makes Bernie tired

My Mummy was talking to my Gwand-da and she say she going to de app shop cos dere be lots of dood fings to buy at dat app shop.
Den a little while later Bernie cannot find my Mummy.
Me looking evewywhere.
Den me wemember dat she going to go to de app shop.
Bernie go down to de stweet to find my Mummy at de app shop.
Bernie wants to tell my Mummy to buy him some nice chookie to eat fwom de app shop.
Me look evewywhere but me cannot find dat app shop.
ooooh  Miaow miaow Bernie little legs is vewy tired fwom all dat walking.
Me sit down and has a west and den me comes home.
And guess what. My Mummy still not home. Where is she?
Where is dat app shop?
Oooh Bernie is still vewy tired. Me go and have a nice sleep
Luv fwom Bernie