Bernie helps wif embwoiderwy

Gwand-ma is making some pwetty embwoiderwy for my Katy.
She get out all de embwoiderwy cottons and she say "Oh No. Where is Hughie? I need Hughie to mind these cottons like he did when we were doing the embroidery on his skivvie"
But Hughie gone home so Gwandma just put dem cottons on de table and dem wolling awound evewywhere.
Den Bernie say "Wait a minute Gwand-ma, Bernie got a dood fing what you can have." Me wun to de cupboard and me get de egg carton what me had when me was hatching googie eggs,
"Me bwing it to Gwand-ma and say "You can put dem in dis"
So Gwand-ma cut it and make a dood fing for holding cottons out of it.
It called a "egg cotton"
Luv fwom Bernie

Sumfing not fair

Evewybody wousing at Bernie when Bernie bite Jaffa on de back of de neck.
But Bernie do not hurt her and anyway she want Bernie to do dat.
She make a speshul mew mew mew noise to Bernie and she put her tummy on de gwound and her bum in de air and she say "Get on me and play a dood game wif me" and so Bernie playing dat game what Jaffa likes and evewybody wousing at Bernie.
Dem is silly. Dem do not know what Bernie and Jaffa talking about to each uvver.
Bernie knows cos Bernie talk pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie

A vewy embawwassing visit

Bernie was looking forward to seeing my Katy and my Hughie.
Den when dem come Bernie get vewy excited and got all mixed up.
Dem makes lots more noise and Bernie did not know dat Katys and Hughies makes noise. Dat made Bernie get all discombobobobulated.
Me twy to give my Aunty Liz some lovely Bernie smell to take home in de case and me do a special little wee in de case but den devewybody tell Bernie dat is norty so me vewy embawwassed. Me vewy sowwy about dat.
My Miss Beff what Bernie luvs and luvs give me some dood cuddles so dat make Bernie feel a little bit better. Miss Beff knows Bernie cos she visited before and so Bernie not fwightened of her.
Den Bernie got all mixed up cos of de noise and lots of peoples wunning awound and dat fwighten poor old Bernie and me wouse at little Jaffa lots and lots. Oh miaow miaow miaow it not Jaffa fault. Bernie just all mixed up. And evewybody wouse at Bernie again.
Now dem gone home and it be quiet again here and me and Jaffa had a little talk and a cuddle and we fwends again and Jaffa say "Don't worry Bernie Daddy, you did not hurt little Jaffa."
Next time my Katy and my Hughie comes to visit Bernie has to wemember dat people is much noisier when you see dem dan on de blog or on de puter in dat Skype.
Me hopes my Katy and my Hughie still luvs deir Bernie fwend.
Bernie is going to help Gwand-ma to find dood embwoiderwies to put on dem cloves for my Katy and my Hughie.
Luv fwom Bernie

Are dey here yet?

Are dey here yet?

Are dey here yet?

Are dey here yet?

Are dey here yet?

Are dey here yet?

One more sleep

Doodness gwashus, it is only one more sleep before my Katy and my Hughie comes to visit me. Dat vewy exciting. Bernie goes to sleep now.
Nigh night.
Luv fwom Bernie

A gigantic cat door

A amazing fing happen. Dem cars is inside de house. Cars is not supposed to dwive inside a house. Dat vewy stwange.
Dem has a vewy big gigantice huge enormous cat door and it go up and let dem cars go in and out.
When someone comes home in a car, Bernie wun out to meet dem cos Bernie is de butler.
But de car just slow down and den dat big cat door open up and de car dwive in de house.
Oh Miaow Miaow miaow. What happen next.
Bernie get all  discombobulated now.
Luv fwom  befuddled Bernie

Wool evewywhere

My Gwand-ma puts all de balls of wool in plastic boxes wif lids. Jaffa find one wifout a lid on tight so she get a ball of wool out and put wool all wound de house. Dat one was a gween one.

Den she go back and get annuver ball of wool and put more wool all wound de house. Dat time it was a pale blue one.  Den she go back and get annuver ball of wool wot is dark blue  and put more wool all wound de house.  Den she go back and get annuver ball of wool wot is annuvver pale blue one and put more wool all wound de house.Den she go back and get annuver ball of wool and put more wool all wound de house. Dat was a little one wif blue and gween togevver on it. Den she go back and get annuver ball of wool and put more wool all wound de house. Dat time it was a mauve one. Den she go back and get annuver ball of wool and put more dark blue wool all wound de house. Den she go back and get annuver ball of wool and put more wool all wound de house. Dat time it was a purple wool. Den she got a bill ball of silver wool but she do not unwavel dat one she just fink it is a big ball.  She say she is knitting a carpet.

What a silly kitten.

Luv fwom Bernie