Today my Gwand-ma take Jaffa to see de vet. She sick. First of all she stop doing wee in her litter box. Gwand-ma found out dat when a dood pussy cat stops using de kitty litter to do wee but still do poops in it, dat means her wee hurts and she fink it is because dat kitty litter hurts.
Den Gwand-ma notice dat when Jaffa wants to do a wee she cwies and wuns awound and den she has to stop and do dat hurting wee and den Gwand-ma see dat her wee is dark bwown and it should be yellow. So all dat means dat Jaff is sick. So Gwand-ma take her to de vet and him say yes she is sick and all wot Gwand-ma said is twue. Him say she got a infection so she has to have tablets and medicines.
Dat vet wot is called Uncle Lloyd, said dat dere be two kinds of fings wot makes her sick like dat but we has to get some of her wee so de vet can do a test and see which one it is so we got de medicines to fix bofe of dem sicks.
Poor little Jaffa. It is not nice when doing a wee hurts a tiny little fing like dat pussy cat.
Bernie is taking speshul care of her and me gives her cuddles.
Luv fwom Bernie
Friday, 9 August 2013
A lovely warm place to lie down and woll awound
Today Bernie found a vewy warm place to have a nice little woll awound on de gwound.
It just near our letter box out on de woad. Dat woad feel nice and warm so me had a nice woll awound on it and put my legs up in de air.
Gwand-ma was standing at de fwont door yelling at me dat a car will wun over me. She silly. Dere was not any cars coming. and anyway dere be lots of woom for dem to go awound Bernie.
But just den a lady come past wif two yukky puppy dogs. Dem was wunning awound evewywhere wif her.
Bernie had to get up and wun inside before dem come past.
What a noosance.!
Luv fwom Bernie
It just near our letter box out on de woad. Dat woad feel nice and warm so me had a nice woll awound on it and put my legs up in de air.
Gwand-ma was standing at de fwont door yelling at me dat a car will wun over me. She silly. Dere was not any cars coming. and anyway dere be lots of woom for dem to go awound Bernie.
But just den a lady come past wif two yukky puppy dogs. Dem was wunning awound evewywhere wif her.
Bernie had to get up and wun inside before dem come past.
What a noosance.!
Luv fwom Bernie
Tuesday, 6 August 2013
What happening now
Well you knows how Bernie likes to go out de door and take a quiet walk awound de parf all de way awound de house and den me goes in annuvver door.
Dat just a little fing dat Bernie likes to do for exercise and to check up dat evewy fing is OK awound de house.
Now little Jaffa has found out dat she likes to sit on de windowsill in my Gwand-ma and Gwand-da bedwoom and look out de window. She quite like doing dat so evewy day she sit dere for a little while.
Well yesserday she get a big surpwise.
She sitting dere on dat window sill and having a little look at what is happening outside when all of a sudden she see Bernie walking wound de corner on my little walk awound de house. She nearly fall off de window sill because she get such a surpwise. She looking at Bernie and Bernie look up at her and we says hello and den Bernie keep walking past and me go wound de uvver corner and den she couldn't see me any more.
Luv fwom Bernie.
Dat just a little fing dat Bernie likes to do for exercise and to check up dat evewy fing is OK awound de house.
Now little Jaffa has found out dat she likes to sit on de windowsill in my Gwand-ma and Gwand-da bedwoom and look out de window. She quite like doing dat so evewy day she sit dere for a little while.
Well yesserday she get a big surpwise.
She sitting dere on dat window sill and having a little look at what is happening outside when all of a sudden she see Bernie walking wound de corner on my little walk awound de house. She nearly fall off de window sill because she get such a surpwise. She looking at Bernie and Bernie look up at her and we says hello and den Bernie keep walking past and me go wound de uvver corner and den she couldn't see me any more.
Luv fwom Bernie.
Wednesday, 31 July 2013
A quiet time wif Gwand-ma
Dat Jaffa has been wunning awound silly and Bernie likes to be a little bit quiet sometimes so me gone into my Gwand-ma study and me sitting on her desk while she doing some work on her 'puter and me having a quiet west.
Me put my paw on Gwand-ma arm cos dat is how me give her a little pat.
She gone to bed now so me do my blog and den me can go to bed too.
Luv fwom Bernie
Me put my paw on Gwand-ma arm cos dat is how me give her a little pat.
She gone to bed now so me do my blog and den me can go to bed too.
Luv fwom Bernie
Monday, 29 July 2013
Aunty Lily knitting
Aunty Lily buy a magazine what has two balls of wool, some knitting needles, and a DVD what tells you how to knit.
It got de magazine too. My Mummy buy dat magazine too. It be a coincidence dat my Mummy and my Aunty Lily bofe buy it.
My Aunty Lily start knitting. Her Mummy teach her when she was a vewy little girl about as big as Katy.
My Gwand-ma see her knitting when she gone to visit and she take a pikcha of her. She say dat Aunty Lily knit vewy vewy neat. Dem vewy surpwised cos she did not knit for years and years.
Now tonight she wing up and ask my Mummy a question. She say she put her knitting down in de middle of a wow and now she do not know which diwection she going. My Mummy tell her how to figure dat out. My Mummy is de cleverwest knitting Mummy in de world.
My Aunty Lily say dat two balls of wool was not enough to finish what she knitting so she tell Uncle Tim to go to de shop and buy 6 more copies of dat magazine.
'Now what do she do wif six more magazines, 6 more pairs of de same needles and 6 more DVDs all de same?
Now dat a pwoblem.
Why don't Aunty Lily just buy some more wool? Dat vewy funny but akchally it cheaper to buy de magazine wif de wool dan to buy de wool on it own. Maybe dat why she do dat.
Anyway she might give dem DVD's to my Mummy so she can put dem in de school libwarwy so de childwen can learn how to knit wif dem.
Luv fwom Bernie.
It got de magazine too. My Mummy buy dat magazine too. It be a coincidence dat my Mummy and my Aunty Lily bofe buy it.
My Aunty Lily start knitting. Her Mummy teach her when she was a vewy little girl about as big as Katy.
My Gwand-ma see her knitting when she gone to visit and she take a pikcha of her. She say dat Aunty Lily knit vewy vewy neat. Dem vewy surpwised cos she did not knit for years and years.
Now tonight she wing up and ask my Mummy a question. She say she put her knitting down in de middle of a wow and now she do not know which diwection she going. My Mummy tell her how to figure dat out. My Mummy is de cleverwest knitting Mummy in de world.
My Aunty Lily say dat two balls of wool was not enough to finish what she knitting so she tell Uncle Tim to go to de shop and buy 6 more copies of dat magazine.
'Now what do she do wif six more magazines, 6 more pairs of de same needles and 6 more DVDs all de same?
Now dat a pwoblem.
Why don't Aunty Lily just buy some more wool? Dat vewy funny but akchally it cheaper to buy de magazine wif de wool dan to buy de wool on it own. Maybe dat why she do dat.
Anyway she might give dem DVD's to my Mummy so she can put dem in de school libwarwy so de childwen can learn how to knit wif dem.
Luv fwom Bernie.
Saturday, 27 July 2013
Sekwets evewywhere
My Hughie has lots of sekwets.
One is about a sumfing what he is going to get for a vewy little someone telling her how to do sumfing but Bernie is not allowed to tell her.
Bernie is vewy excited about dat sekwet.
And My Gwand-ma tell Hughie a sekwet what him is allowed to tell peoples if him wants to but it do not happen for a long time.
But Bernie do not like dat sekwet for a speshul weason.
Dis is annuver sekwet what my Mummy do not know
De uvver mornin my Gwand-ma hear a vewy loud " Baaaaaa" outside de bedwoom window. She call Gwand-da and him come wunning in and look out but nuffing dere. Den Gwand-da wun out and look out de fwont door and five big big Baaa sheep is in our garden eating our plants. Gwand-da shooo dem away and dem eat de clover in de gwass.
Little Jaffa look out de fwont door and see dem big sheepses. She get such a big fwight. She wun back inside weal fast and jump on Gwand-ma bed so she can get a big cuddle.
We do not want Jaffa to go outside so we always tells her dere be a big bogey man outside. Now we glad she see dem big sheep cos now she fwightened to go outside.
Luv fwom Bernie
One is about a sumfing what he is going to get for a vewy little someone telling her how to do sumfing but Bernie is not allowed to tell her.
Bernie is vewy excited about dat sekwet.
And My Gwand-ma tell Hughie a sekwet what him is allowed to tell peoples if him wants to but it do not happen for a long time.
But Bernie do not like dat sekwet for a speshul weason.
Dis is annuver sekwet what my Mummy do not know
De uvver mornin my Gwand-ma hear a vewy loud " Baaaaaa" outside de bedwoom window. She call Gwand-da and him come wunning in and look out but nuffing dere. Den Gwand-da wun out and look out de fwont door and five big big Baaa sheep is in our garden eating our plants. Gwand-da shooo dem away and dem eat de clover in de gwass.
Little Jaffa look out de fwont door and see dem big sheepses. She get such a big fwight. She wun back inside weal fast and jump on Gwand-ma bed so she can get a big cuddle.
We do not want Jaffa to go outside so we always tells her dere be a big bogey man outside. Now we glad she see dem big sheep cos now she fwightened to go outside.
Luv fwom Bernie
Wednesday, 24 July 2013
Minding 'Puters
My Mummy leave her 'puter on de kitchen table and my Gwand-ma leave her 'puter in de cwaft woom. Bernie was vewy busy minding dem 'puters cos 'puters does not like being in a diffwent place. Me had a big long sleep all day on my Mummy 'puter and somefing went silly wif it but my Mummy fix it. Dat was because a norty bogey man twy to pinch it but Bernie bite him and him wun away.
Aunty Kim be here and Gwand-da helps her wif sumfing.
Little Jaffa find a plastic cwate full of balls of wool and she get de top off it again and she get all de balls of wool out and put dem wound de house again. She loves dem balls of wool. She finks she is a knitting pussy cat.
Bernie say "Look you is suppoed to knit wif knitting needles" so den she twy to pick dem up but dem is too fin so she twy to use a pencil. What a silly pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie
Aunty Kim be here and Gwand-da helps her wif sumfing.
Little Jaffa find a plastic cwate full of balls of wool and she get de top off it again and she get all de balls of wool out and put dem wound de house again. She loves dem balls of wool. She finks she is a knitting pussy cat.
Bernie say "Look you is suppoed to knit wif knitting needles" so den she twy to pick dem up but dem is too fin so she twy to use a pencil. What a silly pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie
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