A Silly Chook

Bernie found Gwand-ma looking in de miwwor and wiggling her nose.
"Miaow" says Bernie. Dat means "Why are you doing dat?"
Gwand-ma say "Katy and Hughie might be visiting us at Easter time so I am practising"
"Miaow Mow"  says Bernie. That means "What for?"
 Gwand-ma Say "Well we might have an Easter Egg Hunt and who do you think puts all the Easter eggs there in the garden for people to find?"
Bernie say "Miaow"  That means "A silly Chook?"
"No of course not!" says Gwand-ma. "They are left there by the Easter Bunny"
Bernie just say "Miaow Miaowmow mow" what means "That Easter Bunny thing is a big joke"
 But Gwand-ma say "I know. I am just practising to be the Easter Bunny"
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "Oh Goodo" and den me say to Jaffa "  Miaow mow Miaow" what means "See I told you a silly old chook puts them there."
Luv fwom Bernie

Bernie helps wif Embwoidewy

My Gwand-ma is doing some pwetty embwoidewy for de church for Kwismus. She wanted to make de witing look pwettier. She did not know what to do. Den she got a dood idea and when she do dat it look vewy pwetty. My Gwand-ma say "Thank you Bernie for giving me the idea of how to make it look pretty. It was just something you said that gave me the right idea."
Bernie say "What did me say?":
And den we twying to fink wot dat clever fing was dat Bernie say.
Den me say to Gwand-ma "Was it when me say Miaow?"
And she say "Oh yes! That's what it was!. You just gave me the right idea. Thankyou Bernie"
So Bernie is vewy happy because me help wif de embwoidewy.
Luv fwom Bernie

Lights at our house

When my Uncle Timmy was visiting, him and my Gwand-da put up some lights to twinkle at de fwont of our house for Kwismus. Dem is pwetty but not as pwetty as de house acwoss de woad.
Bernie is going to ask my Mummy if we can go for a walk and look at all de houses wot got twinkley lights and take some pikchas so me can put dem on my blog.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Visitors

Yesserday my Uncle Timmy and my Aunty Lily wot Bernie loves come to visit. Dem sleep in de guest woom and dem still here today and den dem went home today.
Bernie likes to see dem so me vewy happy.
Jaffa do not know dem vewy dood yet so she a bit fwightened.
Lily fwightened of her too cos Aunty Lily is not used to pussy cats. She gets fwightened when dem comes near her.
Gwand-ma say dat because she did not hav e a pussy cat to play wif when she was a little girl. Dat is vewy sad. Evewybody should have a pussy cat to play wif when dem is little. Dat what pussy cats is for. We are vewy dood at being weal life toys for childwen.
Evewybody talking about how dem is going to go and visit my Katy and my Hughie next year when it is Kwismus but what Bernie and Jaffa do? Bernie will cwy if dem go wifout us but Bernie do not like dwiving in  a car so maybe Bernie and Jaffa will have a dood holiday somewhere here.
Luv fwom Bernie

Kwismus Twee

Yesserday was my Mummy birfday. Happy Birfday to my Mummy.
Today we are allowed to put up de Kwismus Twee. We is not allowed to do anyfing about Kwismus until after my Mummy birfday so today we put up de Kwismus Twee. It vewy bootiful. Here is a pikcha of Bernie looking at dat twee. Me sit dere and look at it for a long time. It not finished yet. It going to get a Angel on top and some blue bows.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Twicking Jaffa

When my Gwand-ma go to de supermarket, Bernie go outside and hide somewhere.
When she come home and open up dat gawage door, Bernie wun into de gawage and when Gwand-ma get out of de car, Bernie jump up in it.
Den Gwand-ma get de shopping out of de boot and bwing it inside and Bernie stay in de car.
Den Jaffa come into de gawage and she see Bernie in de car.
She say "Did you go to the supermarket with Grand-ma?"
And Bernie say "Yes, Me buy lots of pussy cat dindins."
And Jaffa say "Oooh you are a clever big brother pussy cat"  But den Bernie larf and larf because me do not want to to tell a fib to my little sister so me say "No me just twicking you" and den Jaffa larf too.
Luv fwom Bernie

Fix Dat Window

Dere is a window wot goes into our bootiful kitchen. It is near dat sink where evewybody wash up. Bernie jumps up on de Barbecue what is outside dat window in de patio and me says Miaow so sumone will open dat window and let Bernie come inside.
Evewybody always just says "Bernie come in the cat door" or dey just go and open dat kitchen door and say "Come on Bernie you can't go in that way. Come in here"
Now Bernie know dat lots of windows lets someone go fwough. Dere is a bootiful window in my Mummy bedwoom what evewybody can go  fwough. But dat silly window in de Kitchen must be bwoke.
Do anybody know how Bernie can find someone who is clever and can fix dat window?
Luv fwom  Bernie