Me had a barf

Oh dear,
When I wite dat my Gwand-ma look at it and say "A barf means the same as a puke".
Well Bernie had one of dem fings like when your Mummy put you in de laundwy sink and it got water in it and it  make you clean. Dat is de kind of barf what Bernie had.
Me was vewy dood and me let my Mummy barf me because Bernie likes to be a clean pussy cat.
Also today my Gwand-ma play a funny game wif  Bernie. She put a funny hat on Bernie. It made out of lots of little square holes tied togevver wif plastic stwing. Dat a vewy funny hat. Bernie could not get it off. Bernie walk awound wif dat funny hat on for a while and den Bernie fink of how me can get it off. Clever Bernie go in de cat door and hook it on de door and den me walk out backwards and dat funny hat come off.
Ha ha ha Gwand-ma! Bernie got dat silly hat off.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Look at yesserday for cuddles. Dere is still a lot dere what is not used up yet.