Kwismuss Twee scwuffle plonk

My Gwand-ma and Aunty Mavis put de Kwismuss twee up and den my Gwand-ma and my Mummy put some decorwations on it.
Tilly help dem.
She tell Bernie she help dem but Bernie do not fink she is a dood helping pussy cat.
First she climb wite up dat twee and a little black and white face looking out of dat twee.
Den my Mummy puts pwetty wound balls on de twee and Tilly push dem off and chase dem wound de woom and out de door and down de hall. Wumble wumble wumble plonk when dem hit de wall.
Den a visitor lady come and Gwand-da bwing her in de lounge to see de pwetty Kwismuss twee but Oh dear it not a pwetty kwissmuss twee. It a scwaggy ol waggy kwismuss twee. De pwetty gold chains hanging down de side and de baubles all over de place but not on de twee.
If we wants to have a pwetty kwismuss twee we needs to keep dat Tilly off it.
Luv fwom Bernie.