My Mummy complaining

Hello evewybody,
My Mummy complained dat Bernie did not do a post for a long time.
Bernie was too hot.
It be vewy hot here and Bernie got long fick fur.
Anyway my Gwand-ma turn de air condishuning on so Bernie can do a post in de cool.
Now we had some visitors.
First Miss Beff been visiting. She is a speshul fwend of Bernie's. Bernie loves miss Beff.
She is gwowing up into a lady but Bernie still loves her.
She is my cusin cos her daddy and my Mummy is bwuvvers and sisters.
Den when Miss Beff gone home we had a new visitor called Aunty Patwisha. She is a lady wot lives in Canbewwa and she come to visit us and she go to a Wotawy meeting and tell dem all about sumfing wot have coloured fings. Dat vewy interwesting.
Next day Mr. Bwadley come and take a pikcha to put in de newspaper and Bernie wanted to get in it but me was asleep.
Oh dear. Maybe one day Bernie will get him pikcha in de newspaper.
Hmmmmm me knows a dood way. Me wun away and den my Mummy put Bernie pikcha in de newspaper to see if anyone sees Mr. Bernie.
Dat a dood idea. So now me betta go.
Don't wowwy. Me come home when Bernie pikcha is in de newspaper.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Me can't wite my blog when me is wun away.