Bernie is a vewy important pussy cat.

Yesserday we had lots of vewy important peoples come to our house for dindins.
My Gwand-ma set de table in de pwoper dining woom wif all de pwetty table cloff and pwetty plates and pwetty knifes and forks.
She put 8 places at dat table.
Den Aunty Mavis comes to dindins
And Farver Phil and Farver Simon and a new Farver wot is called Farver Bernard.
Him got de same name as Bernie
And Bernie had a speshul place to sit at de table next to him.
Bernie notice dat dere is woom for 8 peoples and only 7 humans come to dndins.  So dat is how Bernie knows dat me has to sit up at de table and have dindins wif evewy body.
Bernie was vewy happy. Me sit up on dat chair next to Farver Bernard wif a big pussy cat smile on my face. But nobody takes a pikcha. Next time we has some fwends come to dindins and Gwand-ma sets a place for Bernie, me will tell my Mummy to take a pikcha.
It was a vewy nice dindins. We had some Seher chookie what Bernie likes vewy much.
Luv fwom Bernie de dood dinner partying pussy cat.