My Mummy home now

My Mummy come home dis afternoon. Bernie is vewy glad dat him Mummy is home.
My Mummy likes to visit my Uncle Tim and my Aunty Lily cos she luv dem too. My Uncle Tim is my Mummy big bwuvver just like Bernie is little Jaffa's big bwuvver. And my Aunty Lily is like a sort of sister for my Mummy cos my Mummy do not have a sister. Dat is like little Jaffa. She do not havce a sister. Maybe Bernie needs to find a Mrs. Bernie so she can be a sister for little Jaffa.
Hmmm dat a interwesting fing to fink about. Where me find dat?
Maybe me look on Google.
When my Mummy come home we show her how de wasbewwy plant is gwowing baby wasbewwy plants. And she have a look at de pwetty fings what Gwand-da made and put onto de bwick wall for de woses to gwow on. Dem is blue and dem is nice.
And we have a look and count how many stwawbewwies we got. We got lots. Bernie do not wemember how many cos Bernie do not know about numbers vewy dood.
One day when my Katy and my Hughie get on de puter, Bernie will look at de stwawbewwies and say "Dere is one" and "dere is one" and keep going until me point to all of dem and my Katy and my Hughie can count dem for me.
Is dat a dood idea?
Luv fwom Bernie