Planted dem parsnips

Today my Mummy and me planted dem parsnips and we give all de new seeds lots of dwinks. My Gwand-ma and Bernie give de martoes a dwink cos my Mummy lying down. She got a tummy ache.
We have a look at some little plants we made a long time ago and dem is gwowing dood. But we got dem mixed up and we do not know what colour dem is. We has to wait and see what colour dem is when dey gets little flowows.
It vewy complicated to be a gwowing fings person especially when you is a pussy cat.
Love fwom Bernie

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Planting

Today my Mummy plant some fings in her garden. Dem is cawwots and wadishes and swedes. Tomowwow we will plant parsnips but dem is having a barf first. Dat what you has to do before you plant dem parsnips. You let dem have a dood dwink first.
My Gwand-ma sits in a chair and watch. She too sick to do anyfing. Her back still hurting and her tummy and her leg. Gwand-da spend nearly all day in bed cos he has to do lots of westing to get better fwom a opewation.
Farver Phil come and visit and Gwand-ma goes and lies down in bed and so Gwand-da sits on Gwand-ma chair and Farver Phil gets a chair and dem sitting dere watching my Mummy. My Mummy weed awound de lemon twees and give dem some dindins and a big dwink. My Mummy is de boss of de back garden where we gwows food.
Maybe my Mummy will know about how to gwow chookies.
Luv fwom Bernie

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waiting in de dark

Bernie was sitting in de study wif de light off. Me was waiting to use de 'puter but me could not see it dood enough cos de light was off.
Now my Gwand-ma came in and turn de light on and got a book and me said a quick "Miaow" wot means "Sanks you for turning de light on. Now me can wite my blog."
Today we did lots of westing. Evewybody needs to west so dem can get better.
My Gwand-ma fought Bernie was going to go and catch some little birdies but me weally went outside and had a dood sleep in de best sunny corner on de back patio. Pussy cats always find de best place to sleep.
Me did not do any more egg hatching today cos my Mummy put dem back in de fwidge.
Me has to work out how me can get dem on a cushion like my Katy tell me.
Here is some cuddles for today
Dem is mixed up

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Dood Luck

My Mummy was doing some cooking and she leave de googy eggs on de bench so Bernie jump up dere and sit on dem.
My Mummy take a pikcha of Bernie sitting on dem eggs but we do not tell her why Bernie is sitting on de googy eggs. Maybe she will find out when all dem googy eggs turns into chookies!
Ha Ha Ha Dat will be a big surpwise for her won't it?
Here is some cuddles for today and a pikcha of Bernie sitting on dem googy eggs

Luv fwom Bernie.

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PS A tewwible fing happen in de night. A big wind come and blow our little plastic seed house over and our new seeds what was gwowing spilled out. My Mummy found dem in de middle of de night and she was cwying cos she twy to pick dem up before my Gwand-ma see dem. When my Gwand-ma gets upset or wowwied, her back hurts vewy vewy much and Bernie and my Mummy does not want to make her sad or wowwied so her back will not hurt.
My Gwand-ma cwy vewy loud when dat back hurt lots and lots. She make a dweadful noise and Bernie twy to cuddle her and den he just say "Miaow" what means "Will you please stop that awful racket"
But my Gwand-ma tell my Mummy not to wowwy cos we knows how to gwow dem again weal dood.

Got de 'puter back

My Gwand-ma got vewy sick and my Mummy take her to de hospital. Den my Mummy bwing her  'puter dere too.
Bernie could not wite him blog because de  'puter is at de hospital.
Now my Gwand-ma is home and her 'puter is home too. My gwand-ma say she too sick to look at her  'puter so Bernie can use it all de time.
Me can look at my face book and look up all sorts of fings about how to gwow chookies.
Me found out dat chookies gwow out of googy  eggs,
Dat is dood because we has got lots of dem googy eggs in our fwidge. Dat must be how dem chookies gets in our fwidge. Me wish dem will huwwy up and gwow into chookies.
Here is de cuddles for today

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Me had a barf

Oh dear,
When I wite dat my Gwand-ma look at it and say "A barf means the same as a puke".
Well Bernie had one of dem fings like when your Mummy put you in de laundwy sink and it got water in it and it  make you clean. Dat is de kind of barf what Bernie had.
Me was vewy dood and me let my Mummy barf me because Bernie likes to be a clean pussy cat.
Also today my Gwand-ma play a funny game wif  Bernie. She put a funny hat on Bernie. It made out of lots of little square holes tied togevver wif plastic stwing. Dat a vewy funny hat. Bernie could not get it off. Bernie walk awound wif dat funny hat on for a while and den Bernie fink of how me can get it off. Clever Bernie go in de cat door and hook it on de door and den me walk out backwards and dat funny hat come off.
Ha ha ha Gwand-ma! Bernie got dat silly hat off.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Look at yesserday for cuddles. Dere is still a lot dere what is not used up yet.

My Mummy home

Bernie did noit do him blog before because me waiting to see if my Mummy come home. AND SHE DO.
My Mummy bwing lots of stwange fings home. Dem is stwange fings what peoples eat. And she bwing lots of pwetty plants. Now me wowwied dat my gwand-ma hurt her back again when she planting dem plants.
Some is tiny little ones and some is big twees.
And my Mummy bwing a umbwella fwom Aunty Lily but it not even waining. Why do she send a umbwella?
Dat stwange.
Dem martoes is gwowing vewy big.
Luv fwom Bernie