Bernie is a vewy important pussy cat.

Yesserday we had lots of vewy important peoples come to our house for dindins.
My Gwand-ma set de table in de pwoper dining woom wif all de pwetty table cloff and pwetty plates and pwetty knifes and forks.
She put 8 places at dat table.
Den Aunty Mavis comes to dindins
And Farver Phil and Farver Simon and a new Farver wot is called Farver Bernard.
Him got de same name as Bernie
And Bernie had a speshul place to sit at de table next to him.
Bernie notice dat dere is woom for 8 peoples and only 7 humans come to dndins.  So dat is how Bernie knows dat me has to sit up at de table and have dindins wif evewy body.
Bernie was vewy happy. Me sit up on dat chair next to Farver Bernard wif a big pussy cat smile on my face. But nobody takes a pikcha. Next time we has some fwends come to dindins and Gwand-ma sets a place for Bernie, me will tell my Mummy to take a pikcha.
It was a vewy nice dindins. We had some Seher chookie what Bernie likes vewy much.
Luv fwom Bernie de dood dinner partying pussy cat.

A vewy happy sekwet

My Gwand-ma tell me a vewy happy sekwet but it not weally a sekwet so me can tell evewybody wot weads my blog.
My Katy and my Hughie might come and visit me and den Bernie can play wif dem.
Dat be dood fun.
Bernie is vewy happy.
Luv fwom Bernie

I slight embawwassing pwoblem

Today Bernie need to go to de toilet but de doors all shut. My Mummy tell me, "Do not go outside Mr. Bern because there is a norty man who gets pussy cats and hurts them." He already got Heidi and Tilly so do not let him get you."
So Bernie go into de ensuite and use Tilly's kitty litter. But it is a long time since me used kitty litter and me forgot. Me do not aim my bum dood and me do it outside de tway.
Oh Miaow miaow. How embawwassing. What me do about dat? Well Bernie work vewy hard and me scoop all de kitty litter out of de tway and put it on de floor and me cover it over pwoperly like me supposed to do.
Bernie was a dood pussy cat. Me always fink of sumfing to do to make evewyfing wight in de end.
Luv fwom Bernie

A funny day

Today Bernie feel vewy stwange. Me was miaowing all de time. Evewybody say "What is the matter with Mr. Bern?"
But Bernie do not know wot is de matter wif me.
Me just feel stwange.
Maybe me is missing dat Tilly after all.
Bernie keep looking outside and inside but she not dere. Bernie tail say "How come nobody biting me any more?"
Bernie go in out in out in out.
My Mummy give me cuddles but me still feeling stwange.
Do anybody know what is wong wif Bernie?
Luv fwom Bernie

De only pussy cat

Now Bernie is de only pussy cat in de house.
Me has to be de butler all de time. Heidi was learning how to be a dood butler and she help Bernie but Heidi gone.
Bernie was twying to teach Tilly how to be a butler but she got it all mixed up. De butler is supposed to go and answer de fwont door bell and bwing people in when dem comes to visit.
Tilly used to bwing dem back to dem car when dem going home.
But Tilly was vewy dood at giving cuddles. People needs lots of pussy cat cuddles and Tilly did help Bernie to goive pussy cat cuddles.
Now bernie has to do all de peoples cuddling hisself.
Oh me is worn out.
Dat takes a lot of work to give pussy cat cuddles to fwee gwowed up peoples and all de visitors.
Bernie has to go to bed now and have a vewy dood sleep cos me is vewy tired.
Luv fwom Bernie

Shhhh Sekwet!

Bernie have to sneak on and use Bernie's Mummy's computa because Grand-Moogi can't know Bernie do this post.

Today is Gwand-Moogi's birfday. Now she as old as Bernie but in human years not in cat years.

Bernie give Gwand-Moogi a pwesent but shush! Bernie give Gwand-Moogi extwa cuddles.

Bernie hopes dat dat litta Tilly comes home for Gwand-Moogi's birfday. Dat beed da best pwesent eva!

Gwand-da is vewy sad

Gwand-da is vewy sad because Tilly is gone away. Dat is because Tilly is Gwand-da's pussy cat.
Bernie belong to my Mummy and Heidi belong to Gwand-ma and Tilly belong to Gwand-da.
Now dem all sad cos dem do not has dem pussy cats.
Oh dear. What we do now?
Luv fwom Bernie