Making Parfs

Today a man come wif a twactor and make lots of dirt parfs on our big garden. It was a noisy big fing and Bernie wun away cos me do not like big noises.
Gwand-da gone somewhere and my Mummy gone to school.
Now my Mummy is home and my Mummy and my Gwand-ma say dem is going to plant twees and flowers and bushes and make a nice garden.
Dat be dood fun. Bernie likes doing dat.
Bernie tell his Mummy to take lots of pikchas of Bernie helping in de garden.
Luv fwom Bernie

Bernie helped a lot today

My Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da  and Bernie was outside making  marks wif white stuff on de gwound. We going to make a dood garden. First we get a long stwing and put it from Aunty Margwet fence next door wight along to de litta pink peg at de end of our garden and pull it stwaight so we get a nice stwaight line. Den my Mummy paint dat line. She is in charge of de painting.
Den my Mummy wind up dat long stwing and Bernie help her. Me help her to catch it when it twy to wiggle away. It a vewy wiggly stwing.
Den later when we come inside, my Gwand-da has to dwaw a big circle on a big piece of paper so he can make somefing for my Mummy.
When him dwawing dat circle, Bernie sit on it to keep it still. Gwand-da say "What are you doing Bernie? Now I can't see what I'm doing" but dat do not matter cos Gwand-da alweady done dat bit.
Bernie is a vewy dood helping pussy cat.
Phew lots of helping today
Luv fwom Bernie

Back to my blog

Now me can wite my blog again.
Me wote it de first day when my Gwand-ma was in dat hospital because de 'puter was left on and me could find my blog but den someone close my Gwand-ma 'puter so me cannot wite my blog any more.
Now my Gwand-ma come home and Bernie go to her and say "miaow" what means "Can I wite my blog now?" and she say "Yes" and she go and turn on her puter and find my blog for me and now me witing it.
You see, Bernie can't use dat mouse. It too big for my litta paw and anyway me always twy to eat it cos it a mousie and dat what pussy cats do to mousies. Except for litta Heidi. She used to squash dem.
My Gwand-ma say dat litta Heidi pwobably do not come home so maybe we get annuvver pussy kitten to keep Bernie company.
Gwand-da do not want to cos he love my dood fwend Aussie wot eat one of Gwand-ma pills and got dead and now him love litta Heidi and now she gone and we all vewy sad so maybe we do not want to get sad again so we do not want to get annuvver pussy kitten cos somefing might happen and we lose dat litta kitten and den we all sad again.
Oh Miaow miaow what we do?
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Bernie lonely.

Empty Howse

I is getting to be a bewy worried pussy cat.

First my litta Heidi runned away. She has been gone for so long and I look and look but I can not find her.
Then my Mummy went away but she came back, but then my Gwand Da went away but he came back then Mummy went away again and then she came back and then Gwand moogi went away but she came back but den she went away again. My Mummy said she was in the Hopspital.

But now my mummy and my Gwand Da goed away dis morning, and dey don't come back. My Mummy say she take my Gwand Da to the Hopspital too. Oh Meow meow, why do all my famawee go to the hopspital? Is dat where Litta Heidi is too?

Oh! I hear the car coming home. Me go see if Mummy back. Maybe she bwing Gwand da and Gwand Moogi and Litta Hiedi back home.

...

No, she just bwinged home Gwand da. Oh well, one out of fwee isn't too bad!

Love from Bernie

De Childwen visit

Aunty Mavis come to visit and bwing her gwandchildwen.
Dem vewy nice. My Mummy come home fwom school and she make evewybody a cup of tea and give dem a choccy biscuit.
De childwen have a cup of tea and a choccy biscuit too.
Den we all has a little play togever.
Bernie is a litta bit shy because me is always a little bit shy when me first meet someone but if dem comes back tomowwow den me will soon get to know dem.
Dey is Wochelle and Syndawa.
Luv fwom Bernie

Mummy gone

Now my Mummy gone away.
Where she gone? Bernie is miaowing and miaowing for her vewy loud but me cannot find her.
Gwand-ma say she gone at school but me fink she sick so why she gone at school?
Luv fwom Bernie

wanderin awound

Today Bernie do not do much except wander awound because evewybody sick.
What me do to make dem all get better. Maybe my Katy know a dood twick.
Gwand-ma say "Just shoot me"
Luv fwom Bernie

Singing a song wif de bong clock.

Just when Bernie walking past dat clock start going bong bong bong bong. Bernie stop dere and look up at it and say miaow miaow miaow miaow.
Evewy time it say bong, me say miaow
We made a funny song.
Bong miaow bong miaow bong miaow bong miaow.
Den we laughing.
Sometimes when it see Bernie walkin past it say Bong which means Hello Bernie do you want to sing our funny song again?
Everwybody still sick except for Bernie and de clock.
Luv fwom Bernie

A quiet day wif yowling

Today be a quiet day except a black pussy cat wif a collar come to visit. He in Bernie backyard.
Bernie yowl at him and ask him if he see litta Heidi.
Him say no he do not see her anywhere. Him wants to come and eat her dindins. Me say her dindins is inside de house and him not allowed to come in.
Gwand-ma come and tell me to come inside cos she needs Mr Bern to help look after my Gwand-da wot is a bit sick so me go inside and dat black cat wif a collar go away.
It not waining today but it feels a bit wet cos we had lots of wain yesserday.
My Gwand-ma finished my Mummy's gween slippers and she twied dem on. She say dem is vewy comfy.
Luv fwom Bernie

More visitors

Today a new lady comes to visit my Gwand-ma and dem all sit in my Gwand-ma bedwoom and talks to her.
Bernie goes and say Hello cos me is a vewy polite pussy cat.
Den my Gwand-da take my Gwand-ma somewhere and den dem comes back home.
Den my Mummy goes somewhere and my Gwand-da goes to bed and my Gwand-ma gets up and makes lunch. Bernie do not eat any of dat lunch cos it dem googy eggs.
Den Aunty Mavis comes to visit and tells us about her new car and Bernie has a cuddle wif Aunty Mavis.
It waining today so me stay inside de house.
Den my Mummy comes home and makes evewybody a nice cup of tea and Farver Phil comes and has a cup of  tea too and we all talkin but Bernie goes to sleep on de couch.
One exciting news is Aunty Mavis gwand-childwen is coming to visit her soon and Bernie will be able to play wif dem.
Me is lookin forward to dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

De boys takes care of de girls

Today my Gwand-da and me is taking care of my Mummy and my Gwand-ma.
Dem bofe sick so we tell dem stay in bed and we take care of dem.
Also when dem is up out of bed, dem keeps making a big mess so it better if we make dem stay in bed and do not mess up de house.
My Mummy got a new tellemsphone and she going to let Bernie have dat old one. Maybe me can wite my blog fwom de tellemsphone. Bernie is a vewy clever pussy cat. Me is vewy teckno sumfing what means dat me knows all about 'puters and stuff much more dan uvver pussy cats.
Anyway now me has to go and put de cloves on de line and do de vacuuming.
Luv fwom Bernie

Now my Gwand-ma home.

My Gwand-ma got sick and gone to dat hospital. Now she comes home but she stays in bed. Bernie is a dood cuddling pussy cat cos when peoples is sick, dat is de pussy cat job to give dem cuddles.
My Mummy got a sore fwoat so she do not talk much. Dat useful cos now she do not scweam at Bernie if he scwatch somefing.
Today is a waining day so we stay inside and just do knitting and cuddles.
Luv fwom Bernie

Yesserday

Dis is a yesserday blog. Me been cuddling my Stan and my Purrr. My Mummy and my Gwand-ma was doing lots of knitting and my Gwand-da was sick in de morning.
Nuffing else happen.
Luv fwom Bernie

Purr de Pengiun

Me twying to call my new penguin Pete cos Katy and Hughie both say Pete is a dood name. But me can't say dat dood. Evewy time me start out to say Pete me end up saying Purrrr. So me has to call him Purrr but him weal name can be Pete.
Me hope Katy and Hughie likes dat name.
Today we twying to do some gardening but it make Gwand-da sick. Gwand-da getting too old to do heavy fings. De doctor tell him it will make him sick cos him do not bweave dood.  Gwand-ma is getting too old and sick and she still got bwoken paws.
Unca Tim say he will come and visit and help us do dat gardening.
My Mummy do some too. And Bernie can do some digging but me can't lift a spade and put de dirt in de wheelbawwow but me can have a wide on de wheelbawwow.
Me give evewybody cuddles.
Luv fwom Bernie

A name for my pengiin

Well Katy say me should call my penguin Meaow and Hughie say me should call him Bear.
Dere is a litta pwoblem, wif dem names.
First of all dat Meaow means Bear so bofe of dem names is de same. But him not a bear. Me has a litta teddy bear somewhere. Me go to find him now.
We all needs to fink of annuver name.
Luv fwom Bernie

Bernie and Stan and the Penguin.

Ok, so here are photos of Bernie cuddling Stan the Stingray. On the left you can see his penguin, who doens't have a name yet. Maybe somebody that reads Bernie's blog could think of a good name for the penguin.

Oh Miaow Bernie naughty

Oh No Bernie was being a litta bit naughty. Well me not naughty weally. Me did not weally tear up my Mummy books. Me was just twickin her like she twick me and Gwand-da about being in gaol.
And me did not weally want to leave Aunty Kim at de cold old wailway station in Wagga. Me would not do dat because me love my Aunty Kim. She give me nice cuddles.
My Mummy bwing some nice cuddly pwesents for Bernie.
One is a cute litta cuddly penguin and de uvver one is a cute cuddly sting way. It called Stan de Sting Way. My Mummy take a pikcha of Bernie cuddling Stan.

Mummy coming home

My Mummy is coming home tonight.
My Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma has to go and get her but we has a pwoblem.
What we do about Aunty Kim?
My Mummy buy lots of pwesents for Bernie so we might not be able to fit Aunty Kim in de car wif all de pwesents.
Ah well! Aunty Kim do not come here so many times now cos she live somewhere else so dat do not matter. We just leave her dere.
Luv fwom Bernie

My Mummy in gaol

Oh no, my Mummy in gaol.
Bernie hear dat telephone winging so me answer it. Me can answer dat phone dood. Me just jump up on de bench and push it off it litta plate.
Me say "miaow" what means, "Hullo dis is Bawon Bernard speaking"
Den my Mummy say "Oh Bernie is that you?"
And me say "Miaow" what means "Yes it is me"
And my Mummy say " Oh Bernie, This is my one phone call that I am allowed to make. Your Mummy is in gaol. Can you go and get Grand-da please?"
So Bernie go and say "Miaow" to Gwand-da. Then me say "MIAOW MIAOW" vewy loud and start wunning back to de telephone and Gwand-da follow me. Me jump up on de bench again and me say "miaow" at de phone what means, "Him coming now" and den my Mummy yell loud and my Gwand-da hear her and she talkin to him about it and Aunty Kim larfin. So dem just playing a twick on us. Dem gone to Melbourne to see dat Ned Kelly place and dem go and see where him in gaol so my Mummy decide to twick us all and say she in gaol.
Miaowmmmph!
Dat not funny. Me and Gwand-da got a big fwight.
Me gone and tear up fwee of my Mummy books cos she a norty lady.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Now me go and tear up some more.

Vewy cold outside

Today be a vewy cold day outside so me stay inside wif my Gwand-ma and we has lots of cuddles.
Gwand=da make a nice dindins wif chicken and Bernie eats lots of it. Hee heee. But me do not eat all of it. Only what dem Gwand-persons give me and me eat de extwa egg what Gwand-da was going to use to make some more. Oh well dat do not matter cos we got lots of eggs. A faiwy leave some at our bedwoom door.
Gwand-ma is knitting dem slippers again.
She told Bernie dat while Gwand-ma is busy knitting slippers for peoples, Bernie has to look in de pattern books and find a knitting pattern for chook slippers.
Me might need to google dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Bernie takes dood care of sick peoples

Bernie sent him Katy some dood licks and it make her better vewy fast.
Bernie always takes dood care of sick peoples. Me has been giving cuddles to de sick gwand-persons in dis house and dem is getting better too.
Today my Mummy and my Aunty Kim gone on a holiday togevver. Dem going to Melbourne on a twain and den dem is going for a wide in a hekkalopta.
My Mummy is going to take a pikcha of dat hekkalopta for Bernie.
Bernie had to stay home and mind de house all on him own while de Gwand-persons bwing my Mummy and my Aunty Kim to Wagga so dem can get de twain from Wagga.
Why do dey get a twain at Wagga? We got lots of dood twains goes in Temowa? My Gwand-ma say dat dem twains do not go to Melbourne.
Oh well. Me just has to be a pashent Bernie and wait for my Mummy to come home.
Bovver!
Luv fwom Bernie