Oh Miaow Bernie naughty

Oh No Bernie was being a litta bit naughty. Well me not naughty weally. Me did not weally tear up my Mummy books. Me was just twickin her like she twick me and Gwand-da about being in gaol.
And me did not weally want to leave Aunty Kim at de cold old wailway station in Wagga. Me would not do dat because me love my Aunty Kim. She give me nice cuddles.
My Mummy bwing some nice cuddly pwesents for Bernie.
One is a cute litta cuddly penguin and de uvver one is a cute cuddly sting way. It called Stan de Sting Way. My Mummy take a pikcha of Bernie cuddling Stan.