As you know, Bernie is de official tasting pussy cat. When someone goes in to de kitchen and starts making some dindins Bernie has to taste it.
Sometimes dem say "But you do not like this, Bernie" Bernie say "miaow" what means "But me has to taste it to see if me like it"
So den dey give me a piece. Sometimes dey give me yukkie gween stuff. Bernie just sniff it and go away because if dem is going to cook silly yukky fings den Bernie do not want to be de official tasting pussy cat.
Dere is only one gween fing what Bernie likes and dat is pea and ham soup. Dat is yummy and me eat it all up and lick de pot.
But me do not like onions and beans and lettuce and capsicum. Why anyone make a dindins wif dem silly fings? Sometimes Bernie fink evewyone in dis house is vewy silly except for Bernie. Bernie is de most sensible person in dis house.
Luv fwom sensible Bernie.
Katy says:
ReplyDeleteThat isn't very sensible! You're supposed to eat everything! At least you're better than Dougy, you actually try stuff and see if you like it. Dougy just looks at stuff and walks away.
Hughie says:
Bernie! Trying foods is very good.