Speshul Parf

Some mans come and make a speshul parf out de fwont near our letter box. My Gwand-ma say dat because dey did not do our dwiveway and Unca Geward did it so dis mans do a speshul parf instead.
Dis morning Bernie twick his Mummy wif a vewy clever twick. When dat clock start going bong bong, Bernie start singing wif it and saying miaow evewy time it say bong. But Bernie keep saying miaows after de clock stop doing it bong bong bong and my Mummy say "Ooooh it's late. I'd better hurry or I will be late for school" and she get up quick. Dat a funny twick to make someone fink it late and dem has to get out of bed.
Luv fwom funny twicking miaowing Bernie