Doing fings

When it vewy hot in de day time, Bernie do not do much fings in de day time. Me wait until de night and it get cooler.
Last night me went on a vewy intewesting adventure and me catch a little birdie. Bernie bwing it in de house and say a vewy loud MIAOW  and Gwand-ma hear me and get up out of bed and come to see what Bernie is miaowing about so loud.
Den me show her my birdie.
Gwand-ma say dat Bernie should not catch birdies. Den she say "How did you get outside and back in again?" and Bernie just look acwoss at de cat door so she knows how. Den Bernie decide to eat his birdie so Gwand-ma go back to bed. She do not want to see Bernie eating a birdie.
She is a sookie Gwand-ma. She eats lots of birdies wot she calls chooks.
Luv fwom Bernie