It be a vewy exciting day at Bernie place today because little
Tilly got her fwont foot caught in de cat flap. She couldn’t open de flap
because her foot be stopping de flap coming in, and she couldn’t go out because
her foot wouldn’t let de flap open. Luckily, Gwand-da was nearby and him hear
all de noise. Him wescue little Tilly and she be vewy happy.Bernie was going to
wescue her myself but me was having my dindins at de time and me do not like to
leave de table before me is finished cos dat is bad table manners.
Hmmmm me was just telling you about dindins and dat wemind
Bernie dat Gwand-da cooked some more lamb’s fwy and bacon today and him give me
some. Bernie like de bacon, but me wish
he could understand dat gentle cats do not eat dat yucky lamb liver.
Gwand-da tell me dat my Mummy coming home tomowwow and dat she is bwinging
someone special. Bernie fink it be Gwand-ma but Gwand-da say it not. Him must be
wwong. Bernie paws need some special care because Gwand-da ‘puter is not as nice as Gwand-ma ‘puter.
Luv fwom Bernie
Katy says:
ReplyDeleteProbably Beth is coming.
Hughie says:
It might be Uncle Tim!
Katy says:
Or Aunty Lily!
Daddy says:
Or Pope Benedict XVI!
Katy says:
WHAT???
Katy be wight. It be Beffy. But she look like a walwus cos she got fings in her face. She say dat soon dey get little and she do not look like a walwus den.
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