A dood idea about pussy cat birfdays

Pussy cats gwows four times as fast as humans. So when Bernie is twelve me is weally like 64 for a human.
It goes like dis. When a pussy cat is one year old dat is like a hguman wot is fifteen. When a pussy cat is two years old dat is like a human wot is 24.  Den we gwows 4 years evewy year so now when Bernie 12 me is like a human wot is 64. So dat means dat if all my dood fwends want to know when my birfday is dem can give me pwesents on de 14th of Januawy wot is de same day as my Uncle Paul's birfday. Me will be like a human being 65 den. And den me has annuvver birfday on 14th Apwil and annuvver birfday on 14th July and den my wegular birfday on 14th October.
So do not wowwy if you forgot dat birfday cos me has  lots.
Luv fwom Bernie