Bernie's Birfday Soon

Soon it be Bernie's Birfday. Bernie will be 12 years old. If Bernie be a human person, me would be 64 years old. Dat is nearly as old as my Gwand-ma. Dat is older dan my Mummy.

How can somebody be older dan dem Mummy? Dat silly.

Anyway, evewybody will be wanting to know what to give bernie for a Birfday pwesent so me wite a list for dem.  Evewybody do not need to give Bernie EVEWYFING on dis list. Only some fings is good. Bernie is not a gweedy Pussy cat.

Here is de list:

10 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif fishies in it

12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif beef in it

 8 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif sardines in it

20 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif chookie in it

15 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif mackewel in it

12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif tuna in it

14 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif lamb in it

10 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif salmon in it

12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif pwawns in it

12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif steak in it

10 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif duck in it

  9 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif shwimp in it

12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif pork in it

11 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif kangawoo in it

10 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif liver in it

 6 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif oysters in it

 3 cartons of yummy pussy cat milk

10 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif fishies in it

12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif beef in it

 8 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif sardines in it

20 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif chookie in it

15 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif mackewel in it

12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif tuna in it

14 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif lamb in it

10 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif salmon in it

12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif pwawns in it

12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif steak in it

10 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif duck in it

  9 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif shwimp in it

12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif pork in it

11 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif kangawoo in it

10 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif liver in it

 6 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif oysters in it 

Bernie do not mind if people do not put vewy pwetty wapping paper on him birfday pwesents. Me can easy undo wapping paper wot is not so pwetty but Bernie knows dat all him fwends luvs Bernie so much dat dem will all want to put pwetty wapping paper on. So dat is OK. 

Bernie will put speshul fankyous to evewybody on him blog.

Luv fwom Bernie