Cuddles appointments

Dis morning, Gwand-da gone to school and Gwand-ma getting weady to go and do sumfing and my Mummy not here cos she away visiting my cousin Befany.
Gwand-ma say to Bernie "I am sorry Bernie that I won't be here to give you cuddles. Maybe you should arrange with Heidi to give each other cuddles".
Bernie fink dat a dood idea so he say to litta Heidi, "Litta Heidi, do you fink we can gib each uvver cuddles when dere is no-one at home to give us cuddles?
Heidi say "Hmmm I think I needth to look in my diary"
Bernie say "Wot? Has you got a diary, Litta Heidi?"
Heidi say "Well me doeth not know. What do a diary lookth like?"
Bernie say "Well if you does not even know what a diary looks like, why do you have to check it?"
and Heidi say "Well that ith what Grand-da alwayth thayth when thomeone athkth him if he can do thomething. He thayth 'I need to check my diary.'"
"Well what do Gwand-da diary look like litta Heidi?" asks Mr. Bern.
"It black" say litta Heidi.
Now we lookin evewywhere to see if we can find a diary wot is Heidi's.
We get so tired lookin everywhere dat we curl up togevver on de chair and has a sleep.
Luv fwom Bernie

Anuvver cold day

Today be anuvver cold day and Bernie miss his Mummy.
Bernie has to go and get cuddles fwom Gwand-ma and she wonder why Bernie keeps comin to get cuddles all de time.
It just because Bernie misses his Mummy and Bernie likes cuddles and Bernie Mummy is not here to give Bernie all his cuddles what he needs evewy day.
So dat why Bernie go to Gwand-ma to get cuddles all day.
Oh when my Mummy comes home?
Luv fwom Bernie

Yesserday

Bernie forget to do some blog yesserday cos it cold and wainin and Bernie stay inside and sleep on de chair in de warm lounge woom.

Oh dat wot it is.

Clever Katy tell me wot it is. It be Shakes beer. My Mummy tell me when you shakes beer it get all fizzy and we must not do dat. It is a bard fing to do. Dat why dat man called Shakes Beer is called dat bard.
Today Farver Fill came and visited us and Bernie and him played a twick on my Gwand-da.
Bernie was playin at a house up dis stweet when Farver Fill came past on his way walkin to visit us. We walked back to dis house togevver cos we is dood fwends.
Farver Fill goes to de back door and Bernie goes to de fwont door.
Farver Fill wing de back door bell wot sound zactly like de fwont door bell. Just den Farver Fill call out “Helloooo” and Bernie call out “Meeeoooow” at de same time.
Gwand-da say “Ooooh which door do I go to?” and he come and open de fwont door and in walk Bernie. He say “Do you wing dat door bell Mr. Bernie?” Farver Fill walk in de back door at dat same time and Gwand-da get a big surpwise.
Heee heee heee we larfin.
Luv fwom Bernie

Fizzy Dwink

Today my Mummy has gone to see my cousin Befany and teach her all about dat fizzy dwinks.
Me telling Heidi about it.
Heidi say "Ith you thure thhe teaching Bethany about Fiththy drinkth?"
Me say "Well it sumfing like dat." Maybe it be 'wobble milk' or 'wiggle tea'"
Me can't wemember wot it be but me know it sumfing like dat.
Me has to fink about it lots and lots so me can figure it out.
Me wemember finkin about sumfing wot my Mummy dwink gettin all wiggled.
Ow Meow meow. Wot it be?

A stwange litta habit

Me notice dat litta Heidi do a stwange litta habit.
Sumtimes before she eat sum dindins, she need to hab a cuddle.
She go near dat dindins bowl and say 'meow' and den she lift up her back to show Gwand-ma dat she want a cuddle.
Gwand-ma pick her up and give her a litta cuddle den she jump down and eat sum din dins.
Dat vewy stwange.
Bernie ask litta Heidi why she do dat.
"Well," say litta Heidi, "Alwayth when me want thome din dinth me say 'meow' to Grand-ma and thee alwayth pick me up and thay "Wot do you want little Heidi? Do you want thome din dinth?" and then she get me thome dindinth. Me only do that when the din dinth bowl ith empty and Grand-ma needth to put thome more din dinth in it."
Bernie say "Oh me did not notice dat. So now you fink you must always hab a cuddle before new dindins?"
"Yeth," say litta Heidi, "It ith nithe to have cuddleth and dindinth"
Bernie fink she is wight about dat.
Cuddles is always nice and so is dindins.
Luv fwom Bernie

Dat sweet litta pussy

Today Bernie was standin just outside dat glass door out de back and me could see into de lounge woom.
Me wanted to come in but dat door was shut.
Me sitting dere waitin.
Den Litta Heidi see me and she wun acwoss to Gwandma. Me could hear her saying her litta 'Mew' what she say when she asking politely for sumting. She always scwew up her litta nose when she say dat cute litta 'mew.'
Gwand-ma say "What do you want litta Heidi?" and litta Heidi say dat 'mew' again and wun to de back door and Gwand-ma follow her and see dat Bernie waitin to come in.
Gwand-ma open dat door and Bernie come in. He say 'fanks you' to litta Heidi for tellin Gwand-ma dat Bernie at de door and wants to come in.
She such a cute pussy.
Love fwom Bernie