A dood day

Today beed a dood day wif lots of nice sun and cuddles fwom Gwand-da when he weading him book..
Dere was not so many of dem howwible big noisy fings walkin all over de gwass going Grrrrr Grrrrr vewy loud so Heidi and me was not fwightened.
BUT:
When we went outside dis morning to play tigers in de long gwass  it was all gone. Who take our tiger playing gwass?
 Dem norty big noisy fings eat it all up and only leave litta gwass.
Me do not like dose norty big tiger playing gwass eating noisy fings what goes  Grrrrr  Grrrrr.
Only one dood fing happen today.
Litta Heidi got lots of sticky gwass stuck in her litta fur. Gwand-ma and my Mummy had to cut it off but dere was one vewy big long bit dat dey could not cut off. Dey fwightened dey cut litta Heidi skin. But Heidi got it off herself.
She so clever.
She lick and lick and she get dat yukky sticky gwass off her litta white tummy all by herself.
Me vewy pwoud of my litta Heidi.
Luv fwom Bernie

Big Noisy fwighty fings

OK so dat wain stop.
Den evewywhere we look, dem big noisy fings come.
Why my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma play wif dem?
Even up our stweet and down our stweet, lots of peoples play wif dem.
Dey makes a vewy big loud noise and Bernie and Heidi is fwightened of dem so we stays inside. We cannot go outside when dem howwible big noisy fings is going Brrrrrrrrrrr all awound de place.
Oh Miaow miaow.
Please make dem go away.
Luv fwom Bernie

Happy catties

We is happy pussy cats today cos we can go outside and play. But first Bernie has to tell you about last night.
Bernie went outside to have a litta walk in de dark. Pussy cats like having a litta walk in de dark cause we can see in de dark.
Anyway me was having a litta walk in de dark when anuvver norty pussy cat came past and he wanted to climb up our twees and get dat litta birds what was in our twees singing nice night time songs.
Bernie say MEAOW Grrrrr   what means "You go away and leave dem birdies alone" but dat norty pussy cat say Grrrrrrr again what means "I gonna get dat birdie you betta get out of my way"
So Bernie Grrrrrrr very loudly and we has a fight.
But my Mummy hear me wousing at dat pussy cat and she come out. Just den dat pussy cat wealise dat Bernie is a big stwong pussy cat and he betta wun away. And my Mummy come and pick me up and cuddle me and make me look like a old softie cat.  Why she has to pick me up and cuddle me just when I winning dat fight?
Dat vewy embawwassing. She bwing me inside but me do not want a cuddle. Me mortified. Bernie has his pwide you know. Bernie twying to maintain him self wespect but My Mummy make dat vewy hard.
Oh well me made dat norty pussy cat wun away and it do not hurt dem birdies cos dem fly away when dey hear pussy cats.
Luv fwom Bernie

Some sun again

Today de sun come out and we can see dat pwetty blue sky.
We vewy pleased about dat.
Poor litta Heidi ent outside and got some of dat vewy sticky gwass stuck in her fur.
Mummy and Gwand-ma twy to get it out.
Dey has to cut it out wif Gwand-da sissors what he use to twim him beard.
Dat wain make de gwass gwow vewy fast. Heidi and me play tigers in de long gwass. We hunting and we going to catch a buffalo.
But first me need to do a google and see what a buffalo look like.
Luv fwom Bernie

Muddy

Today it wained and wained again.
Bernie and Heidi is gettin sick of staying inside because of dat wain.
We is BORED pussy cats.
So today my Mummy let us go out de fwont and play on dat fwont vewandah.
We play dere for a litta while den we decide to go and have a litta look down de parf.
Dat wain was still coming down but it not too bad so Bernie had a dood walk outside. Den my Mummy come and get me and pick me up to bwing me inside.
Den she say "Oh Bernie you are all muddy"
So den she give me a barf!
Dat means we has wain outside and den inside.
But me is clean now and my Mummy give me a blow dwy and Gwand-da give me a cuddle.
Luv fwom Bernie

A Litta bit better day

Today dat wain sort of stop and dat wind come. But evewybody say dat wain is going to come back.
Oh well, dat wain sort of stop so today Bernie was de butler again. Me did lots of butlewing when peoples come to our house.
It was nice to have a litta holiday fwom workin vewy hard and Bernie want to know when me can wetire like Gwand-da and Gwand-ma.
Yesserday me was talkin to litta Heidi and tell her she need to take over de job of butler cos Bernie might wetire.
She say she do not know if she can do it dood enough.
Me tell her dat sometimes she alweady did it dood so she can soon get used to it.
Me say dat Bernie getting old and old peoples and pussy cats are supposed to wetire.
Oh well we see what happens.
Luv fwom Bernie

Flooded

Dis house do not get flooded but our gawage is flooded. Poor Heidi. Dat her sekwet playing place and she likes to go an have a litta sleep in dere.
Now it all wet and if Heidi walk in dere dat water go up to her litta fuwwy tummy.
Me still twying to find where we can buy a boat but dem twucks could not get thwough cos all de woads is blocked so if bernie buy a boat dem will need to use dat boat to bwing it to us.
Dat a big pwoblem.
Me has to go and work out what to do.
Luv fwom Bernie