Big Noisy fwighty fings

OK so dat wain stop.
Den evewywhere we look, dem big noisy fings come.
Why my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma play wif dem?
Even up our stweet and down our stweet, lots of peoples play wif dem.
Dey makes a vewy big loud noise and Bernie and Heidi is fwightened of dem so we stays inside. We cannot go outside when dem howwible big noisy fings is going Brrrrrrrrrrr all awound de place.
Oh Miaow miaow.
Please make dem go away.
Luv fwom Bernie