Vewy Scairwy

Tonight it be vewy scairwy. A big light come in sky and fwighten Bernie and litta Heidi. Litta Heidi cwawl inside her litta house wot is stuck on de scwatching post and she hide dere. Bernie wait in de lounge woom until dat funny light stop flashing and making big loud noise. It make a big lot of wain too.
Me glad dat stop now.
Also Bernie go on Facebook cos Bernie got lots of fwends wot is on facebook.
Luv fwom Bernie

Lots of fings

It wained and wained. Bernie does not like going out in dat wain but when peoples comes to bisit, Bernie still be de butler and go out and bwing dem inside. Bernie does not stop being de butler just because it waining. Bernie is vewy bwave.
Now it stop waining and it get hot again. Bernie and Heidi spend some time outside sleeping under dem twees. But litta Heidi be a bit norty. She do not know she is norty. She had a litta sleep on dat new litta garden. Gwand-ma come and say "Heidi get off those Vincas. You should not sleep on them little girl. They are only baby flowers"
Heidi jump up stwaight away but dat litta baby flower look all squashed. Gwand-ma pat it and lift it up and give it a dwink and now it OK.
Den we all busy doin lots of fings in dat Kitchen. Gwand-ma clean dat fwidge and she find fings what Bernie has to eat up. Dat a vewy important job for de pussy cats. We get left overs of corn beef, ham, turkey and sausages. How we eat all dat?
We need to get Wosy to come and help.
Luv fwom Bernie

Noo house

My Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da tell litta Heidi and me all about dat noo house.
Now my Gwand-ma show Bernie some pikchas of it. It got two cat doors speshully for litta Heidi and me.
My Gwand-ma take some pikchas of dem cat doors. Dem look like holes but she say dat soon dere be speshul doors on dem.
Here is dem pikchas

A vewy happy time

My Aunty Lily and Unca Tim come to bisit. Lots of peoples come to bisit. Bernie is a vewy busy butler. But de best bisitor was my Aunty Lily cos she give Bernie cuddles.
Bernie love his Aunty Lily.
But she gone home now.
Bernie nearly go home wif Aunty Lily but Aunty Lily does not have dat nice din dins for Bernie. Dat nice din dins is still in our cupboard so Bernie stay here.
Luv fwom Bernie

Gwand-ma being a norty gwammawartzi

Dis morning, Bernie was sound asleep in his own speshul place to go to sleep which is wight on top of his Mummy when suddenly Gwand-ma come in and take a picture.
Just because Bernie is a famous pussy cat, evewybody wants a pikcha of Bernie.
Bernie catfiscate dat camewa and get dat pikcha.
Here it is:




Bernie wake up and say "Go away Gwand-ma! You must not wake up my Mummy"
and she take a pikcha of dat too.
You can see how cwanky Bernie is. Bernie works vewy hard to take dood care of his Mummy.

Bernie twick norty Gwand-ma

Today my Mummy and my Gwand-ma be outside planting some litta flowers in de garden.
My Gwand-ma get de hose an she spway poor Bernie wif water. Bernie wun away but dat vewy norty Gwand-ma chase Bernie wif dat hose and she larfin.
But Bernie twick dat norty Gwand-ma. Bernie wun and stand unnerneaf de close line where dere be lots of close dat is dwy. Gwand-ma do not want to get dem wet again so she cannot spway Bernie dere. Bernie know dat. Bernie clever. So dat how Bernie twick norty bad Gwand-ma.

hot days and lots of fings

It be a hot day today and Bernie and Heidi was just sittin awound.
Gwand-ma twyin to do lots of fings and she say Bernie can help.
Oh cat! (Wemember dat wot pussy cats say instead of 'Oh boy')Bernie wemember dat he did not wite his blog so he go and do dat. He say "But Gwand-ma Bernie is witin his blog!"
Oh cat! It too hot to do fings but when Bernie finished his blog, Bernie be dood and go out on de fwont vewandah in case someone needs a butler.
Dat how Bernie help.
Bernie is such a vewy dood helpin pussy cat.
My Katy tell me a dood idea. Next time Gwand-ma mop dat floor, Bernie twy and look weal cute like Heidi and den maybe Gwand-ma leave our din dins bowl somewhere dood so we can get it.
Luv fwom Bernie