Miaowmmpphh!

My Mummy tell me dat it was not a Earfquake.
She tell me it was a Bernie tail quake.
She tell me dat Bernie was sleeping wight near dat  pink box and me stwetch out my nice pussy cat legs and my nice pussy cat tail and my pussy cat tail knock dat box off dat table and dat make de big kwash.
Well it SOUND like a Earfquake to poor Bernie wot was twying to have a nice sleep.
So please Gwand-ma do not put dat pink box wight where Bernie want to have a sleep on de sewing table.
Fanks you.
Luv fwom Bernie