Happy Birfday to Katy

Me does not have moneys so me cannot  buy a pwesent to send to my Katy for her birfday so me wite a poem. It take me two days to fink of dis poem.

Me tell my fwends next door dat me witing a poem for  my Katy and dey send a speshul message too. Wani (wot Gwand-ma calls Rani) is a big black girl doggie and George is a litta white scotch tewwier looking doggie and Wosie (wot Gwand-ma calls Rosie) is a litta black and ginger girl pussy cat wot is a vewy dood fwend of ours)

I luv my litta Katy fwend Miaow
She weads my blog and understands miaow

She has two piggies and a Desi cow

But they can never understand miaow

I’d like to give her hugs but don’t know how

She lives so far away miaow miaow

So me just wites dis birfday poem now

To send my luv to Katy Oh miaow

My Katy learned to count, me don’t know how

I get it all mixed up and say miaow!

Cos Miaow miaow is all that I can say

But Katy finks I’m clever anyway

My Heidi wants to send a gweeting now

She says to tell you “mow miaow and mow”

And George just fwowned and knit his busshy bwow

Then wagged his tail and sent a big “Bow wow”

And Wani fwom next door said “send a flower”

But that’s because she’s not a good miaower

And Wosie said she’d do a dance, miaow

She’ll twirl awound and finish with a bow.

My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da send a kiss

To Katy who’s a seven year old miss

And Mummy sends her love to Katy too

Dat’s lots of love and kisses just for you.

Luv fwom Bernie