My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da was outside in de fwont garden pulling out de weeds. Bernie was helping. Me watch to make sure dey do not pull out any dood flowows.
My Gwand-ma was bending over wif her bum pointing to de woad past our house.
Aunty Mavis dwive past in her new little white car and she blow de horn at us.
My Gwand-ma say "Oh she is a naughty Aunty Mavis. She blow her horn at my bum. But dat alwight. Me farted back at her"
Luv fwom Bernie