Monday, 30 April 2012

A Tewwible fing

Today Bernie go and visit him old house and find a tewwible fing.
Some noo peoples move in dere and two VEWY BIG BLACK DOGGIES is living in Bernie old House.
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "Hey dis be my house what you doing here?"
Dem big black doggies stand up at de back fence and dem say "Woof woof" and wag dem tails. Dat mean "Hey here is a pussy cat what we can chase and have dood fun"
Bernie say "Miaow" what means "No fanks." and me sitting in de yard acwoss de lane and den my Gwand-da come and find me.
Oh Miaow miaow! Bernie getting vewy confused. Bernie likes to go to de places what me knows about but if some big black doggies dere what me do now?
Luv fwom Bernie

A bit of a noosance

Dat internet be a bit silly today so Bernie can not wite his blog until now.
Today we been finking about what we do in our back yard. My Mummy is going to make lots of dood gardens for Bernie to scwatch in. She is a vewy nice Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 28 April 2012

Found dat internet

Now Bernie can wite him blog again cos de puters has found dat internet again.
Dem was lookin and lookin and it take a long time for dem to find dat internet.
Now Bernie has to tell all my fwends what we been doing while dat internet be hiding.
We moved to our noo house and Bernie do not go back to dat old house anymore cos we got de internet here and me can wite my blog here.
Litta Heidi learned to work de cat doors vewy quick. She likes dem cat doors. We can see fwough dem so dem is like litta glass doors.
Heidi likes to sit in de litta tunnel and look out her litta cat door.
She finks it is a litta telebishun. My Mummy take a photo of her.
Bernie is learning how to be de butler in dis house.
Bernie wait wite down near de corner and when he see one of our cars coming up de stweet me wun and wun vewy fast up de woad and butler de peoples inside.
It dood fun.
Dis house has gots lots of places for Bernie and Heidi to play and we finds lots of mousies in de place next door what got no house on it.
We having lots of dood fun  and we likes to have visitors so we can butler dem inside and show dem dis dood house.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 13 April 2012

Somefing what peoples forgets.

Bernie has to come back to de old house sometimes to wite him blog.
De computers at de noo house does not know how to find dat internet.
Dat why Bernie has to go back to de old house sometimes.
Also Bernie miss him litta fwend called Wosy.
Sometimes when my Gwand-da go to de old house to get fings to bwing to de noo house, Wosy jump in de car or on de twailer. Dat because she wants to go and visit her dood fwend called Bernie.
Oh dear. Me will have to show Wosy where dat noo house is so she can come and visit me.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Heidi learns about de cat door

Heidi is a vewy clever litta pussy cat. She learned how to go out and in de cat door vewy quickly.
She so bwave dat Bernie follow her.
We been going in and out dat cat door all day and night. Den we has a sleep on my Mummy bed or on de chairs in de noo family woom.
We are getting to like de noo house.
Me did not wun back to de old house again.
We got lots of dirt here dat is going to be de noo garden and Heidi and me likes to woll in it.
My Mummy say we are getting dirty and we might need to have a barf.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 9 April 2012

Back to old house back to noo house

Oh well,
Me went to de old house again and my Mummy just come and get me.
She know where I go now.
But dere be lots of our fings at de old house so me do not know where our house is. We dot two houses.
Heidi just likes to play at de noo house. Bernie is wowwied about what if someone go to visit us at de old house. Who will be de butler?
Did is vewy confusing.
Gwand-da say it vewy dangewous for Bernie to go back to de old house cos me has to cwoss fwee woads.
Me twy to look and see if cars coming.
Love fwom Bernie

Sunday, 8 April 2012

Sick of noo house game

Bernie went for a litta walk outside dis noo house. Me had a dood look awound and smell some fings. My Mummy taked a video. Me put it on soon.
Den we all go inside again but Bernie miaow until dey let me go out again. Dey say "Bernie you must use that cat door" so me go out it. Me wemember about cat doors.
But me sick of playing dis noo house game. Me wun back to de old house but me can't get in cos de door shut so me sit unner a bush and talk to my dood fwend Wosie. Den my Mummy come and get me and bwing me back to de noo house. Well me has some dindins and den has a sleep on de chair. Litta Heidi is still unner my Mummy bed although she do come out and has a cuddle and some dindins and to use dat kitty litter and to look awound but den she go back unner de bed.
Love fwom Bernie

Friday, 6 April 2012

Oh dat where dey gone

Now Bernie knows all about where evewyfing is going to.
First my Katy tell me dat dem fings is going to de noo house and soon Bernie will go too.
Just den, My Mummy get me and bwing me out to de car.
Litta Heidi do not want to come and she wun away and sit under de twee out de fwont but Gwand-ma go fwough to de back door and call Heidi. She twick Heidi. Gwand-da saying to her "Heidi is out the front" but Gwand-ma say "Yes I know but if I go out there to get her she will run away. This way she will come to me because she does not know I am going to pick her up"
So dem bwing Heidi in de uvver car and she cwying. She noticing dat fings going away and she fink dat Gwand-ma and Gwand-da is going to give her to de fieves.
When we get to de noo house Bernie wun in and see his Mummy noo bedwoom. It vewy nice.
Gwand-ma bwing litta Heidi in and she wun under my Mummy bed and she be hiding dere ever since. Dat is two days unner her bed.
Bernie goes in dere and gives her a cuddle but she fwightened. She do not know what is happening. Bernie twying to tell her and she comes out when Gwand-ma or my Mummy comes to give her a cuddle but den she wun back in.
Last night she sleep wight inside my Mummy bed under de blankies wif my Mummy.
Bernie is vewy bwave. Bernie walk all awound dis noo house. It vewy big. Me find where Gwand-ma and Gwand-da bedwoom is and me has a dood look in de kitchen. Me find a dood place for Bernie to sit so him can watch when my Mummy is cooking de dindins. Here is a pikcha. My Mummy say dat Bernie can't always sit dere cos de micwowave has to go dere soon.
Love fwom Bernie

Thursday, 5 April 2012

Now where gwand-ma bed gone

Now my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da bed gone away too. Oh dear dis is a vewy dweadful fing. First we had fwidge feives now bed feives and den someone take our cloves dwyer and just before Bernie came to wite dis blog, someone pinched our kitchen table.
Oh Miaow miaow MIAOW.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

My Mummy bed gone

Oh no! My Mummy bed has gone. Somebody come and take it. Where she sleep now?
Oh Miaow miaow dat a tewwubul fing to happen.
my poor Mummy.
Do anybody know where it gone?
Luv fwom Bernie

Dindins pwoblems

So now my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da decide dat Bernie cannot have any of dat dindins like Polly dindins what we been having since Polly visited.
It is nice dindins but dey say it make Bernie bomit so Bernie not allowed to have any. Miaowmmpph!
Me not happy about dat. Me has to eat dat dwy biscuits dindins.
Heidi was allowed to have some of dat nice dindins but now she bomit too so she not allowed to have it eiver.
Yesserday my Aunty Jan tell Bernie dat he has to wite in his blog what is wong wif my tummy so all de peoples knows.
Bernie tummy wumbling and making funny noises. Bernie fink dere is a norty sumfing in his tummy what says "Me don't like dat dindins. Go away" and it has to come back out.
Me fink maybe one of dem norty sumfings gets in Heidi tummy too.
Please sumone tell my Aunty Jan.
Love fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

A new vet

Me gone to de vet.
Me vewy clever cos me gone in de car wifout my basket and me did not jump awound and be silly. Me just miaow alot.
Den when we go to de vet it be a noo vet. It not my Unca Jim. It a noo vet called Aunty Jan.
She a nice lady and she do not hurt Bernie and she do not stick fings in Bernie. She just feel Bernie tummy and look in Bernie mouf at my dood teef.
She say me OK  so maybe my Mummy need to find me a noo dindins cos dat dindins might be making me bomit.
AND GUESS WHAT. Bernie lose weight. Not lots of weight like when me sick just a litta bit. Aunty Jan say me is a dood pussy cat for losing a little bit of weight. Me lose 200 gwams.
Evewy body dere say dat Bernie is a bootiful cat and dem all loves Bernie.
Love fwom Bernie

Our fwidge gone

A man come and take our fwidge away on a big twuck. Lucky my Mummy got all our food out of it before him take it away.
My Mummy and my Gwand-ma was washing dat fwidge. It look nice and clean like a noo fwidge but den dat man come and take it away.
My Mummy say "Don't worry Bernie. We are getting a new fridge and this fridge is going to live with Aunty Mavis"
Well where dat noo fwidge? Me can't find it.
But guess what we find unner dat old fwidge what weally look like a noo fwidge? We find lots of Heidi gumnuts and a litta gecko. It was living unner dat fwidge and it wun away when we move dat fwidge.
Me do not know where it gone but Heidi happy she find so many gumnuts.
Love fwom Bernie

Monday, 2 April 2012

going to de vet

Bernie is a bit sick. Me keep bomiting up my dindins. First Mummy fink me eat too much but den Gwand-ma say dat Bernie did only eat a litta bit. She was watching me like a dood Gwand-ma.
So my Mummy wing up dat vet and he say bwing litta Bernie to see him. Me do not like going to de vet.
My Mummy was at school so my Gwand-ma supposed to bwing me but she busy helping Gwand-da to mow dat gwass and dey get all wet when dey wash dat lawnmower so now me has to go tomowwow at quarter to fwee.
Please evewybody wemind my Gwand-ma to take me to de vet. Even if me do not like going to de vet me does not like being sick so me go like a dood pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Sunday, 1 April 2012

Me fink it started

Hmmm, me fink dat we started to move to de noo house.
Will somebody please tell Bernie what is a noo house dat we move to?
Evewybody talking about it but nobody tell Bernie what dat is.
Now it is waining again. More water. We does not need more water.
Do anybody want some water? Dem can come here and get some.
Love fwom Bernie.