Saturday, 31 March 2012

A funny chair

My Gwand-ma take de seat off a chair cos she going to put a new cover on it.
Den a lady come to visit. She is a lady fwom de school where my Mummy goes to teach de childwen.
Gwand-da go to get her a chair and he get dat chair wif no seat just a big hole.
Bernie laughing.
Bernie say "Miaow miaow" wot means "Dat chair is no good cos it got a big hole where dat seat not dere"
So My Gwand-da get annuvver chair.
Heidi go and have a look at dat chair and she say "Unca Bernie that ith the thillietht chair I ever thaw"
Bernie tell her dat soon it be OK cos Gwand-ma fixing it.
Ha  Ha   Ha  !
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 30 March 2012

Pikchas of Heidi

My Hughie want to see lots of pikchas of my Heidi so me tell Gwand-ma to put dem on my blog and den me tell you about dem.


Dis is litta Heidi when she be a tiny baby pussy cat. She have bootiful blue eyes and a pwitty smile on her bootiful face.  Me love dat litta Heidi.

Dis is Bernie and Heidi having our dindins togevver. Bernie was much bigger dan litta Heidi.

Litta Heidi hide in de sheets when Gwand-ma making her bed. She vewy cute.

 Dis is litta Heidi when she a baby pussy kitten lookin up at dat camewa. She say "Unca Bernie wot ith that thing?"



Did is annuvver pikcha of litta Heidi when she be a tiny baby pussy kitten. She co cute and cuddly.

 Now Heidi twying to help Gwand-ma do some knittin. But she get dat wool a bit mixed up.


Heidi wants to go shopping so she find a shopping bag but she get all mixed up when she twy to cawwy it.



We has a dood scwatching post wif parts to hide and play. Heidi likes to sleep in dis wound bit.

Hee hee heee here is Heidi in de Kwissmuss twee. She twying to find a pwessie.

Here is Bernie and Heidi having a dood sleep togevver on de lounge chair.


When Heidi was a tiny baby kitten, she like to sleep wif Bernie so Bernie take care of her. She hold on to Bernie arm.


Bernie always give Heidi a big cuddle and wap his tail awound her.

Heidi liked to look up and see Bernie and den she know she is safe.

Now me wemember

Now me wemember what Gwand-da and Bernie talking about yesserday.
Gwand-da ask Bernie how do he get on when him parking de cars in de fwont or de back. Sometimes evewybody park de cars in de fwont and sometimes dem park in de back.
Dat be vewy confusing for a pussy cat.
Me twying to teach litta Heidi about butlewing but it vewy hard for her to learn when de car go to de wong place.
Me tell Gwand-da dat me wish dat do not happen because poor litta Heidi getting so confused dat she say she do not want to be de appwentice butler.
Gwand-da say dat OK. Soon we move to our noo house and dey always go in de fwont.
Dat vewy dood.
Me pleased about dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Important Sekwet

Today me have a vewy important talk wif my Gwand-da but it is a big sekwet and me do not know what it was about.
Oh Miaow miaow me do not like talkin about sekwets.
Now evewybody startin to move fings to de noo house. Me got my dindins bowl and put it in a box so we can take it to de noo house.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

Minding de house again

Today evewybody go places so Bernie and Heidi be de house minding pussy cats again.
We be vewy busy, Heidi sleep on de bed in de back woom so she can see if someone come in dat way. Dem will wake her up.
Bernie wun awound de house and watch de fwont and de back. Me check up and down de lane to make sure dat bogey man do not come here.
Me wun out and look at cars going up and down de stweet to see if any of dem is coming here.
Me watch peoples walking past to see if any coming here.
Me listen to see if de phone wing.
Dat is lots of work for hard working pussy cats but we mind de house weal dood.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Up de lane or down de lane?

Today my Gwand-ma tell me dat my Mummy want to take me for a litta walk down de lane.
Me do not wants to walk down de lane. Me wants to walk up de lane.
Me fink dere is a big bogey mans down de lane so why me wants to walk dere?
If my Mummy twy to bwing me down de lane me might say Miaow mow which mean "You can go on yous own"
Me wish me know why my Mummy suddenly like goin down de stweet or down de lane instead of goin up!
Me wish someone tell me dat. It is a mystewy.

Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 26 March 2012

More about sleeping

Litta Heidi ask me, "Unca Bernie why doeth you like thleeping on that thewing table?"
Me say "Because me like dat Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr noise dat de sewing machine make.
It wemind me of when me was a litta baby pussy cat and me gone to sleep wif my Mummy pussy cat and my litta bwuvvers and sister pussy cats and we go to sleep in a big cuddle and we can hear our Mummy pussy cat purring. It just like a pussy cat purr."
Me can weccommend a sewing machine for a dood going to sleep noise.
If my Katy and my Hughie wants to go to sleep dey should ask dem Mummy to sew sumfing on her sewing machine so dem can hear dat Brrrrrrrrrrrrr  Brrrrrrrrrrrrr noise and den dey will go to sleep like Bernie.
But Heidi still sleep on her litta folded up blankies. My Gwand-ma take a pikcha of Heidi asleep in de corner on her blankies and she put it on my blog for me.
Here it is.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Sleep in today

We all had a dood sleep in today.
First my Gwand-ma get up vewy early cos she say she had a dood sleep and she going to have some bweakfast and den do some works. She have some of dat bweakfast and den she make a cup of tea and she come and sit next to Bernie.
Bernie was asleep on Gwand-da chair and Heidi was asleep on her blankie. Gwand-ma sit in her chair to dwink her cup of tea and she fall asleep until a long time later when Gwand-da come out and say him not feelin dood so him go back to bed. Den my Mummy come out and Bernie get up to go and see her so she sit on Gwand-da chair and Bernie sit on her lap and we all has annuver west.
Dat a dood way to start de day. Den Aunty Mavis come and say why we still all asleep and she laugh but we all has a laugh and we all has annuvver dwink and Bernie has some dindins and Heidi has some dindins and den we all fink dat is a dood way to spend de day.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 24 March 2012

A tidy litta sleeping pussy cat

Heidi is a vewy tidy litta sleeping pussy cat. She always goes to where her blanket is folded up in a neat little fold on de floor and she sleep on it.
She fit just wight.
Bernie like to sleep in a interwesting place like on my Mummy bed or on dat sewing table in de middle of de sewing or in de basket full of nice clean clothes. Me likes to smell dem nice clean clothes.
Sometimes me sleeps on someone's desk especially if dem is doing lots of hard work on dat desk. Me likes to help dem so me get on de desk in de middle of dem books and me goes to sleep.
Sometimes when my Mummy is cowwecting homework for dem school kids, Bernie bite out de words what is spelled wong and eat dem. Dat so my Mummy will not know dat dey spelled somefing wong. Dat how me helps de childwen.
Me is a nice kind pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie


Friday, 23 March 2012

Miaowmmpphh!

My Mummy tell me dat it was not a Earfquake.
She tell me it was a Bernie tail quake.
She tell me dat Bernie was sleeping wight near dat  pink box and me stwetch out my nice pussy cat legs and my nice pussy cat tail and my pussy cat tail knock dat box off dat table and dat make de big kwash.
Well it SOUND like a Earfquake to poor Bernie wot was twying to have a nice sleep.
So please Gwand-ma do not put dat pink box wight where Bernie want to have a sleep on de sewing table.
Fanks you.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 22 March 2012

A big Earfquake

Today when Bernie was sleepin on dat table where de sewing machines lives, dere was a big earfquake.
It waked Bernie up. It made a big loud kwash sound and all my Gwand-ma's sewing fings fell on de floor.
Bernie got a big fwight but me soon went back to sleep.
My Mummy came and picked up all dem fings and put dem back in de pink box.
Me hope we do not have any more earfquakes.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 21 March 2012

Now dey knows

At last now evewybody knows.
We watching my favouwite TV person wot is Inspector Wex.
Wex is a vewy clever puppy dog wot always find out who kill sumone.
He scwatch unner de lounge chair and he find a clue.
He tip over de bin and he find anuvver clue.
Gwand-da say "Oh now I know. When Bernie scratches the lounge chair or tips over the rubbish bin he is looking for clues"
Bernie vewy glad dat Gwand-da FINALLY work dat out.
Now all Gwand-da has to do is find out who got killed and we will solve de pwoblem.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

A bit confused dis arffernoon

Dis arffernoon my Mummy say she going for a walk and do Bernie wants to go wif her.
Me say "Miaow" wot mean 'yes' and off we go.
BUT my mummy go de wong way. Instead of going up de stweet where she usususually go, she go down.
First Bernie fink she going to visit Aunty Nola so Bernie wun down to Aunty Nola place but my Mummy do not go dere. She keeps walkin past. Bernie wun arffer her but she go a long way wot Bernie do not know about.
Bernie is a bit fwightened about going dere.
Bernie can see a weally big lellow doggie down dat stweet. Bernie fwightened so Bernie just sit dere and wait.
Soon me see Gwand-ma and Aunty Mavis going wound dere in de car and dey call Bernie but Bernie do not like goin in a car so Bernie stay where me is.
Soon me gone back home and wait until evewybody comes home.
Den me find out dat dem gone to look at de new house and my Mummy want to show me.
Dat why she go dere.
One day me go wif her if dat big doggy not dere.
Luv fwom bernie

Monday, 19 March 2012

A mystewy is solved

We has a bed in our back woom. Dat for when we has a visitor.
It have a litta table wif a light on it.
Dat light turn on when someone touch it.
We all wondewing why dat light turn itself on all de time.
Den today Bernie solve dat mystewy.
Litta Heidi likes to sleep on dat bed and she do not like de dark so she turn on dat light.
She so clever. She know how to turn it on.
What a clever litta pussy cat she is.
Me luv my litta Heidi
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 18 March 2012

Me fink me stay here

Today me been finking vewy hard.
Gwand-da tell me it a long long long long way to Katy place.
It over de big water.
Bernie do not like water - except for a litta dwink.
My Mummy tell me she do luv me vewy much and she give me a big big cuddle.
So maybe Bernie stay here after all.
Gwand-ma give Bernie some speshul wool wot she say need to get aired so Bernie can air dat. Bernie vewy dood at airwing wools.
Today Bernie got a surpwise. Bernie was waiting out de fwont and our car come along but it gone wight past.
Bernie was just wunning out to gweet dem and bwing dem inside but dat car do not stop.
Bernie wun in and tell my Mummy dat Gwand-ma and Gwand-da dwive past and dem do not stop.
My Mummy tell me dat dey gone down to help Aunty Mavis mowing her gwass.
Dat OK. Aunty Mavis is my fwend.
Luv fwom Bernie.



Saturday, 17 March 2012

Peoples does not appweciate Bernie

Well! After all dat dood fings me did yesserday and now peoples does not appweciate Bernie.
Gwand-ma say she do not want aiwy wool and Gwand-da say he do not want Bernie to get de wong words out of his important weading fing.
And my Mummy do not want Bernie to take pwetty pikchas on her camewa.
Now me vewy sad. Bernie is a DOOD pussy cat what do lots of DOOD fings and dem people wot does not appweciate Bernie is BAD.
Me going to go and live wif my Katy because my Katy luv me.
Do anybody know how to get to Katy place?
Me is a sad and cwying pussy cat.
Miaow miaow miaow.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 16 March 2012

People away but Bernie busy

Evewybody goned away today but Bernie was a vewy busy pussy cat.
First me did a load of washing in dat washing machine because it too hard to lick all dem clothes clean.
Me did not peg dem on de line cos me can't weach de line and anyways it look like it gonna wain soon.
Den me fink me might make a nice dindins for evewybody but me can't cut fings and me can't work dat stove and me can't get a saucepan out or anyfing like dat so me just has a litta snack out of my bowl and dat was vewy nice fank you.
Den me twy to jump up on de letter box and get de mail but de lid opens on de top so how can you open it if you is standing on it?
Miaowmmmpphh!
Wot a noosance!
Den me go into my Mummy bedwoom to make de bed but it OK so me just test it out and have a litta nap on it.
Next me do some of Gwand-ma knitting. Dat ball of wool was wound up in a tidy litta ball but me soon fix dat. It needed to get some air on it so me bwing it outside and wound de twee and wound de bush and up past de pomegwanates and out de back gate and down de lane and den wound to de fwont of de house and wound de chair on de fwont dewandah.
My Gwand-ma will be vewy happy when she see how nice and aiwy dat wool is now.
Den me find some important papers what my Gwand-da was weading but some of dem words spelled wong so Bernie bite dem out.  Me spit dem bits of wong words out on him computer so he see how dood Bernie help him.
Den me find my Mummy camewa and me take lots of pikchas on it for her.
Dem looks a bit funny but dat because de battewy gone flat after me taking all dem pikchas.
Wow what a busy pussy cat I beed today.
Luv fwom Bernie



Thursday, 15 March 2012

Quiet day

Today Bernie and Heidi beed busy minding de house.
We has been counting de pomegwanates on dat pomegwanate twee because my Aunty Lily wot I loves lots and lots, loves dem pomegwanates. Me going to send her a email and tell her how many dere is.
Just now my Mummy and my Gwand-da gone for a walk and dem do not let Bernie go wif dem so Bernie sitting here going Mowww mowa  cos me wants to go wif dem.
So den me fink me will wite on my blog while me wait for dem to comes home.
Evewybody say our noo house nearly finished and soon we be moving to dat noo house.
Bernie has lived in lotsa houses. Me lost count of how many houses me lived in.
Me used to moving house but de only fing me do not like is going in a car to dat noo house. Me hope me allowed to just walk to it. Dat why me like going for walks. Me pwactising.
Luv fwom Bernie.


Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Workin away

Well me been doin lots of fings today.
First me had a litta bite to eat for bweakfast den me had a litta nap.
Den me woke up and had a litta snack for morning tea den me went and had a look outside to see if any visitors coming.
No-one coming so me had a litta bit of lunch and den me had a litta afternoon nap. Den me wake up and me has a litta afternoon tea and den me walk out de back to see if anyone coming and guess what! No-one coming so me gone inside to help Gwand-da mopping dat kitchen floor.
Gwand-da vewy dood and he put our pussy cat place mat in de lounge woom wif our din dins plate on it so we can still have some dindins while dat floor gettin mopped.
Den me had to go and wescue Heidi fwom some puppy dogs what wants to eat her all up. She OK now.
Den me gone and had a look for dat emu to see if it still up dat twee but it still gone.
Den me has to have anuvver snack and den do my blog weady for when it is time for Gwand-ma to make de dindins and Bernie is de offishul tasting pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie


Tuesday, 13 March 2012

Quiet day today

Gwand-da and Gwand-ma and my Mummy gone away somewhere today in de bwown car. Bernie and Heidi minding de house.
Me sit on de gwass under de twee all day and watch peoples going past. Dat be a vewy quiet day for Bernie.
Nuffin happen except a big emu come and climb up de twee and Bernie say " Me better not sit unner dat big bird" so me move away a bit but den it gone away.
Dat was stwange.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 12 March 2012

Happy Birfday to Katy

Me does not have moneys so me cannot  buy a pwesent to send to my Katy for her birfday so me wite a poem. It take me two days to fink of dis poem.

Me tell my fwends next door dat me witing a poem for  my Katy and dey send a speshul message too. Wani (wot Gwand-ma calls Rani) is a big black girl doggie and George is a litta white scotch tewwier looking doggie and Wosie (wot Gwand-ma calls Rosie) is a litta black and ginger girl pussy cat wot is a vewy dood fwend of ours)

I luv my litta Katy fwend Miaow
She weads my blog and understands miaow
She has two piggies and a Desi cow
But they can never understand miaow

I’d like to give her hugs but don’t know how
She lives so far away miaow miaow
So me just wites dis birfday poem now
To send my luv to Katy Oh miaow

My Katy learned to count, me don’t know how
I get it all mixed up and say miaow!
Cos Miaow miaow is all that I can say
But Katy finks I’m clever anyway

My Heidi wants to send a gweeting now
She says to tell you “mow miaow and mow”
And George just fwowned and knit his busshy bwow
Then wagged his tail and sent a big “Bow wow”

And Wani fwom next door said “send a flower”
But that’s because she’s not a good miaower
And Wosie said she’d do a dance, miaow
She’ll twirl awound and finish with a bow.

My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da send a kiss
To Katy who’s a seven year old miss
And Mummy sends her love to Katy too
Dat’s lots of love and kisses just for you.

Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 11 March 2012

Vewy excited

Me is a vewy happy pussy cat cos me finished witing dat poem for Katy for her birfday.
Now me just has to wait until tomowwow when it be her birfday and me can put it on my blog and she can wead it.
Me vewy excited about dat. Me hope my Katy will like it. Bernie will wun and do him blog vewy early tomowwow morning not late in de night or in de afternoon.
A stwange fing happen today.
Gwand-da dwive de car wound on de back gwass and he give it a barf.
It beed vewy dirty cos de gum twee dwopped all de flowers on it.
Now Gwand-ma dwived de uvver car wound de back and wash it too.
Dem cars must like having a barf cos dem did not twy to wun away while dem having a barf.
Me and Heidi always twies to wun away when we has a barf.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Saturday, 10 March 2012

Vewy busy poetwy witing pussy cat

Me be vewy busy today cos me witing a dood poem for Katy birfday.
Also me was sitting in de nice neat backyard watching a cute litta birdy.
Evewybody fink me twying to catch it and eat it but me wanted to play wif it.
It played wif Bernie vewy dood.
It fly in fwont of Bernie and stay fluttewing in de air and flap it wings like a heckalopta.
It vewy clever.
Me need to keep witing dis poem
Do anybody know a word what whyme wif   'how" or 'now'?
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 9 March 2012

My Katy has a birfday soon

Oh me vewy happy cos my Katy has a birfday soon. She be seven years old.
Dat is One two five nine eighty-two seven.
Oh no dat wong.
Me say it again
One two fifty eleven seventeen forty eighty seven
Ummmm me fink me made a mistake
One two fifty twenty twelve six seven.
Yes dat wight. Me got it wight.
Dat how old my Katy be.
Me does not have any moneys so me cannot send her a birfday pwesent but me is going to wite a poem for her for her birfday.
Dat be a vewy dood pwesent from me to my Katy.
Luv fwom Bernie



Thursday, 8 March 2012

Bernie wemembered to be a dood pussy cat.

Today was one of dose days when Bernie got stuck inside when me needed to do a litta wee.
Bernie wemembered dat he must not do it on de carpet so me wun into de ensuite and me find a dwain hole and me do it dere. Well me missed a bit but Gwand-ma say me vewy dood cos it easy to wash it down de dwain.
Me is a vewy sophisticated cat. (Me had to look up dat word in de dictionawy)
Me twy to cover it but nuffing happen when you scwape your paw on de white tiles so me could not cover it up. But dat do not matter. Gwand-ma wash it down de dwain.
Also today Gwand-ma dwive de car in de back way so Bernie wun out dere and butler her inside.
Me is a all wound butler.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

A dood day

Today beed a dood day wif lots of nice sun and cuddles fwom Gwand-da when he weading him book..
Dere was not so many of dem howwible big noisy fings walkin all over de gwass going Grrrrr Grrrrr vewy loud so Heidi and me was not fwightened.
BUT:
When we went outside dis morning to play tigers in de long gwass  it was all gone. Who take our tiger playing gwass?
 Dem norty big noisy fings eat it all up and only leave litta gwass.
Me do not like dose norty big tiger playing gwass eating noisy fings what goes  Grrrrr  Grrrrr.
Only one dood fing happen today.
Litta Heidi got lots of sticky gwass stuck in her litta fur. Gwand-ma and my Mummy had to cut it off but dere was one vewy big long bit dat dey could not cut off. Dey fwightened dey cut litta Heidi skin. But Heidi got it off herself.
She so clever.
She lick and lick and she get dat yukky sticky gwass off her litta white tummy all by herself.
Me vewy pwoud of my litta Heidi.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Big Noisy fwighty fings

OK so dat wain stop.
Den evewywhere we look, dem big noisy fings come.
Why my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma play wif dem?
Even up our stweet and down our stweet, lots of peoples play wif dem.
Dey makes a vewy big loud noise and Bernie and Heidi is fwightened of dem so we stays inside. We cannot go outside when dem howwible big noisy fings is going Brrrrrrrrrrr all awound de place.
Oh Miaow miaow.
Please make dem go away.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 5 March 2012

Happy catties

We is happy pussy cats today cos we can go outside and play. But first Bernie has to tell you about last night.
Bernie went outside to have a litta walk in de dark. Pussy cats like having a litta walk in de dark cause we can see in de dark.
Anyway me was having a litta walk in de dark when anuvver norty pussy cat came past and he wanted to climb up our twees and get dat litta birds what was in our twees singing nice night time songs.
Bernie say MEAOW Grrrrr   what means "You go away and leave dem birdies alone" but dat norty pussy cat say Grrrrrrr again what means "I gonna get dat birdie you betta get out of my way"
So Bernie Grrrrrrr very loudly and we has a fight.
But my Mummy hear me wousing at dat pussy cat and she come out. Just den dat pussy cat wealise dat Bernie is a big stwong pussy cat and he betta wun away. And my Mummy come and pick me up and cuddle me and make me look like a old softie cat.  Why she has to pick me up and cuddle me just when I winning dat fight?
Dat vewy embawwassing. She bwing me inside but me do not want a cuddle. Me mortified. Bernie has his pwide you know. Bernie twying to maintain him self wespect but My Mummy make dat vewy hard.
Oh well me made dat norty pussy cat wun away and it do not hurt dem birdies cos dem fly away when dey hear pussy cats.
Luv fwom Bernie


Sunday, 4 March 2012

Some sun again

Today de sun come out and we can see dat pwetty blue sky.
We vewy pleased about dat.
Poor litta Heidi ent outside and got some of dat vewy sticky gwass stuck in her fur.
Mummy and Gwand-ma twy to get it out.
Dey has to cut it out wif Gwand-da sissors what he use to twim him beard.
Dat wain make de gwass gwow vewy fast. Heidi and me play tigers in de long gwass. We hunting and we going to catch a buffalo.
But first me need to do a google and see what a buffalo look like.
Luv fwom Bernie


Saturday, 3 March 2012

Muddy

Today it wained and wained again.
Bernie and Heidi is gettin sick of staying inside because of dat wain.
We is BORED pussy cats.
So today my Mummy let us go out de fwont and play on dat fwont vewandah.
We play dere for a litta while den we decide to go and have a litta look down de parf.
Dat wain was still coming down but it not too bad so Bernie had a dood walk outside. Den my Mummy come and get me and pick me up to bwing me inside.
Den she say "Oh Bernie you are all muddy"
So den she give me a barf!
Dat means we has wain outside and den inside.
But me is clean now and my Mummy give me a blow dwy and Gwand-da give me a cuddle.
Luv fwom Bernie


Friday, 2 March 2012

A Litta bit better day

Today dat wain sort of stop and dat wind come. But evewybody say dat wain is going to come back.
Oh well, dat wain sort of stop so today Bernie was de butler again. Me did lots of butlewing when peoples come to our house.
It was nice to have a litta holiday fwom workin vewy hard and Bernie want to know when me can wetire like Gwand-da and Gwand-ma.
Yesserday me was talkin to litta Heidi and tell her she need to take over de job of butler cos Bernie might wetire.
She say she do not know if she can do it dood enough.
Me tell her dat sometimes she alweady did it dood so she can soon get used to it.
Me say dat Bernie getting old and old peoples and pussy cats are supposed to wetire.
Oh well we see what happens.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Flooded

Dis house do not get flooded but our gawage is flooded. Poor Heidi. Dat her sekwet playing place and she likes to go an have a litta sleep in dere.
Now it all wet and if Heidi walk in dere dat water go up to her litta fuwwy tummy.
Me still twying to find where we can buy a boat but dem twucks could not get thwough cos all de woads is blocked so if bernie buy a boat dem will need to use dat boat to bwing it to us.
Dat a big pwoblem.
Me has to go and work out what to do.
Luv fwom Bernie