Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Vewy Scairwy

Tonight it be vewy scairwy. A big light come in sky and fwighten Bernie and litta Heidi. Litta Heidi cwawl inside her litta house wot is stuck on de scwatching post and she hide dere. Bernie wait in de lounge woom until dat funny light stop flashing and making big loud noise. It make a big lot of wain too.
Me glad dat stop now.
Also Bernie go on Facebook cos Bernie got lots of fwends wot is on facebook.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 27 November 2011

Lots of fings

It wained and wained. Bernie does not like going out in dat wain but when peoples comes to bisit, Bernie still be de butler and go out and bwing dem inside. Bernie does not stop being de butler just because it waining. Bernie is vewy bwave.
Now it stop waining and it get hot again. Bernie and Heidi spend some time outside sleeping under dem twees. But litta Heidi be a bit norty. She do not know she is norty. She had a litta sleep on dat new litta garden. Gwand-ma come and say "Heidi get off those Vincas. You should not sleep on them little girl. They are only baby flowers"
Heidi jump up stwaight away but dat litta baby flower look all squashed. Gwand-ma pat it and lift it up and give it a dwink and now it OK.
Den we all busy doin lots of fings in dat Kitchen. Gwand-ma clean dat fwidge and she find fings what Bernie has to eat up. Dat a vewy important job for de pussy cats. We get left overs of corn beef, ham, turkey and sausages. How we eat all dat?
We need to get Wosy to come and help.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Noo house

My Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da tell litta Heidi and me all about dat noo house.
Now my Gwand-ma show Bernie some pikchas of it. It got two cat doors speshully for litta Heidi and me.
My Gwand-ma take some pikchas of dem cat doors. Dem look like holes but she say dat soon dere be speshul doors on dem.
Here is dem pikchas


Sunday, 20 November 2011

A vewy happy time

My Aunty Lily and Unca Tim come to bisit. Lots of peoples come to bisit. Bernie is a vewy busy butler. But de best bisitor was my Aunty Lily cos she give Bernie cuddles.
Bernie love his Aunty Lily.
But she gone home now.
Bernie nearly go home wif Aunty Lily but Aunty Lily does not have dat nice din dins for Bernie. Dat nice din dins is still in our cupboard so Bernie stay here.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

Gwand-ma being a norty gwammawartzi

Dis morning, Bernie was sound asleep in his own speshul place to go to sleep which is wight on top of his Mummy when suddenly Gwand-ma come in and take a picture.
Just because Bernie is a famous pussy cat, evewybody wants a pikcha of Bernie.
Bernie catfiscate dat camewa and get dat pikcha.
Here it is:




Bernie wake up and say "Go away Gwand-ma! You must not wake up my Mummy"
and she take a pikcha of dat too.
You can see how cwanky Bernie is. Bernie works vewy hard to take dood care of his Mummy.

Monday, 14 November 2011

Bernie twick norty Gwand-ma

Today my Mummy and my Gwand-ma be outside planting some litta flowers in de garden.
My Gwand-ma get de hose an she spway poor Bernie wif water. Bernie wun away but dat vewy norty Gwand-ma chase Bernie wif dat hose and she larfin.
But Bernie twick dat norty Gwand-ma. Bernie wun and stand unnerneaf de close line where dere be lots of close dat is dwy. Gwand-ma do not want to get dem wet again so she cannot spway Bernie dere. Bernie know dat. Bernie clever. So dat how Bernie twick norty bad Gwand-ma.

Saturday, 12 November 2011

hot days and lots of fings

It be a hot day today and Bernie and Heidi was just sittin awound.
Gwand-ma twyin to do lots of fings and she say Bernie can help.
Oh cat! (Wemember dat wot pussy cats say instead of 'Oh boy')Bernie wemember dat he did not wite his blog so he go and do dat. He say "But Gwand-ma Bernie is witin his blog!"
Oh cat! It too hot to do fings but when Bernie finished his blog, Bernie be dood and go out on de fwont vewandah in case someone needs a butler.
Dat how Bernie help.
Bernie is such a vewy dood helpin pussy cat.
My Katy tell me a dood idea. Next time Gwand-ma mop dat floor, Bernie twy and look weal cute like Heidi and den maybe Gwand-ma leave our din dins bowl somewhere dood so we can get it.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 6 November 2011

Cleaning dat kitchen floor.

Whenever Gwand-ma clean dat kitchen floor, she take away our din dins bowl and our litta place mat wot marks de place where we has our din dins.
Bernie goes to have a litta snack cos he is hungwy and dere is no din dins bowl dere.
Poor ol Bernie nearly starve to deaf while Gwand-ma mop dat kitchen floor.
It take a whole half a hour.
Oh boy! Bernie wite a letta to someone and complain about dat.
Maybe my Katy tell me what Bernie do about dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Nice dindins

My Gwand-ma buy nice din dins and sumtimes we has a litta taste but we does not eat it all up at once.
It getting warm here and Bernie and Heidi needs to get some of deir fur off. We be glad when it got off.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 5 November 2011

Gwand-ma home

Fank goodness my Gwand-ma is home an Bernie can use her puter.
Also Gwand-ma say dat Bernie lose weight while she away bisiting my dood fwend Brrrrr.
Dat because my Mummy and my Gwand-da does not know what pussy cat din dins to buy for us and dey buy yukkie stuff so Bernie and litta Heidi getting skinny.
Of course Bernie do not wowwy about hisself. No, Bernie is not a gweedy pussy cat. But Bernie is vewy wowwied about dat dear litta Heidi. She orlweady bees litta. She do not need to get littawer.
Me asked my Gwand-ma to please buy some nice din dins for litta Heidi. Bernie might just have a litta taste cos Bernie is de offishul tasting pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Bernie the Prisoner

Today my Mummy did a tewwible fing to her litta Bernie.

Bernie went in to Mummy's bedwoom to hab bweakfast wif her, we had begemite on toast. I like to lick up de begemite, but I don't like the toast. Then I curled up on my Mummy's beddy bies to hab a nap afta bweakfast, but my Mummy had to go to school and wook after dose pengwins* what is in kindergarten and guess wot she did!

She CLOSED HER DOOR!

Poor Bernie was stuck inside de bedwoom ALL DAY! I meowed and meowed and said 'oh Mummy pwease wet me out!' but my Mummy didn't hear me.

And DEN! She didn't come home for a bewy bewy wong time! I am gwad she still had some of dat toast left ova so I could have a snack during de day.

I was a good Litta Bernie doe, and I didn't go to the toilet in my Mummy's woom because I know that would make my mummy sad. She was bewy bewy sowwee when she came home, and she gave me some dood din dins and we is fwiends again now. But dat was bewy bewy scawy!

(*note from Mummy - the kindergarten children walk like penguins when I teach them so I call them my penguins)