Tuesday, 19 August 2014

Bernie and Jaffa home again

My Mummy came and picked us up fwom our new Aunty Shauna's place and we all went home again.
We did not wemeber much about that because Aunty Shauna gave us a tablet and we were a bit sleepy.
Aunty Shauna let me take home a book about spelling and how to use words and that is vewy helpful.
We have been having lots of cuddles but Bernie is not vewy happy because sometimes Jaffa has too many cuddles fwom my Mummy and Bernie is supposed to be the pussy cat what cuddles my Mummy.
We can both sleep on her bed because it is a big enough bed for all of us so I do not mind if Jaffa sleeps there but I wish she would not pinch my cuddles fwom my Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie

BERNIE & JAFFAS COOTAMUNDWA HOLIDAY

Bernie found a puter! My Aunty Shauna is a vewy nice lady and she helps me with my spelling and words. I am staying with my new Aunty Shauna in Cootamundwa. Gwand-ma and Grand-da dropped me off on Saturday and told me and my swista Jaffa that we would be staying here for a few days while my Gwand-da is in hospital  I miss home already.
Aunty Shauna put Jaffa and I in a big 3 story cage and put us in the sun outside that was a little nice. Here I took a selfie for you



Here is the 3 story cage that Aunty Shauna put us in. Jaffa likes to sit up on the top level, secretly I think she does this because she knows I cannot get up there to see her.
It was very nice to sit in the sun after a long car ride from Temora, my back was nice and warm.
Afterwards Aunty Shauna took us inside and we explored her home for a little bit before seeing the night away by the fire she prepared just for us.



When we woke up the next morning we looked out the window and we saw this weird thing, Aunty Shauna called it a chicken? I don’t know if I like these so called chickens, but Jaffa does. Here I caught her being naughty so I can show Gwand-ma



So, its Day 3 now and I thought my Mummy would be back by now  I miss laying on her lap at night time. Aunty Shauna did come home early from work today to be with me, not Jaffa, though. She came home and was running around the house cleaning so I decided to follow her to see what she was up to.



This is me being a gentleman and helping Aunty Shauna change the sheets on her bed. I liked the new sheets she put on.
That night after dinner we all layed by the fire and watched the Block. I don’t mind this show however, I didn’t agree with the judges that Jenna and Chris’s Bathroom was better. I tried to explain this to Aunty Shauna by meowing throughout the rest of the show, but I don’t think she got what I was trying to say.

Saturday, 9 August 2014

A bewy quick blog

Bernie wun quickly to Gwand-ma puter cos she just tell Bernie dat we is going to stay wif dat new Aunty Shauna.
Bernie do not know if she got a puter what can find Bernie blog. so maybe Bernie will not put any fing on him blog for a little while.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 7 August 2014

Lots of dindins in tintins

Oh dis is vewy confusing for a pussy cat. My Gwand-ma buy lots of dindins for pussy cats and it be in tins. So we got lots of dindins in tintins and now Bernie confused cause me do not know if me has dindins or tintins.
Dem tintins is vewy hard to open. Dem has a little handle to pull but Bernie twy and me can't pull dat handle.
Bernie is going to look on ebay and see if me can find a special fing to help Bernie open dem tins. Den Bernie will not have to bovver anyone when Bernie want my dintintindins.
Bernie knows what to do when it nearly wunned out of pussy cat tindins. Me wite it on de shopping list. Dat is a bit hard cos dat shopping list is high up on de fwidge so Bernie is going to pwactise jumping up to it to wite Pussy cat din tins on dat list.
Den when you wite it on de shopping list, soon it get back in de cupboard. It magic.
You see what a clever pussy cat Bernie is.
Jaffa was a bit cwanky de uvver day cos she spend lots of time putting all her ping pong balls in dood places awound de house. She specially likes to put dem under de lounge and under de book shelves and in de pantwy and places like dat. Den Gwand-ma and Mummy goes and picks dem all up and puts dem back in de basket. Jaffa say "Bovver! Now Jaffa has to go and put them all back in the proper places under the lounge, under the bookshelves and in the pantry. It is not easy to remember which bouncy ball goes where."
So dat is poor little Jaffa dilemma.
Bernie sometimes helps her cos she is my little sister.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 4 August 2014

Bernie helping wif de din dins again

Today Gwand-ma and Gwand-da was peeling lots of vegeboos for de din dins. Bernie sit wight dere and watch dem. Me counting dem vegeboos and make sure dat dem does not wun away. Gwand-da and Gwand-ma always lets Bernie smell de one wot is white wif a bwown paper skin. It has a yukky smell and Bernie do not like it but dem fink it bootiful and dem always says "Do you like dis one Bernie? It is Yummy."
Ugh! Bernie finks it is yukkie but please do not tell Gwand-ma and Gwand-da cos dem will be offended.
My Mummy do not let me smell dat one cos she knows Bernie do not like it.
Den dey puts evewyfing in de oven and Bernie has to wait for it to get cooked.
Bernie is a dood waiting pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie