Thursday, 31 May 2012

Went to see de Vet

Today Heidi and Bernie went to see de vet to get our injecshuns. It was Unca Jim.
Heidi  beed first and she was vewy dood. She did not cwy at all.
Heidi only cwy when we first get in de car cos she do not know where we going.
Heidi do not like going places in de car. She always cwy when we go in de car but Gwand-ma cuddle her and Bernie tell her it alwight and den she stop cwying.

Den Bernie got him injecshuns. Of course Bernie do not cwy because Bernie is a big bwave pussy cat.
Unca Jim have a look where Bernie got scwatches and he have a look at Bernie walking. Bernie twy hard to walk dood and not let Unca Jim see de funny limp. Unca Jim say dat Bernie limp must be fwom a scwatch on Bernie leg.

When we at de vet, My Mummy and my Gwand-ma look at some new litta kittens. Dey wants to get some new litta kittens but dey do not know if Bernie and Heidi will love to have a baby kitten in our house.
We all has to fink about dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Vet tomowwow

Me did not go to de vet today. My litta leg is not so sore but it still a litta bit sore.
Me and Heidi going to see de vet tomowwow for our injectshuns so we tell de vet about Bernie sore leg den.
Hughie tell me dat he still likes to wead my blog so me still doin it even when me got a sore foot.
Today my Gwand-ma make sumfing wif de sewing machine so Bernie sit on de table on top of what she sewing and have a nice sleep wif dat nice brrrrrrr brrrrrrr noise what me likes.
Now me goes and watch Inspector Wex on de TV cos me loves inspector Wex.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Sore leg and sore foot

Miaouch! Bernie got a vewy sore leg.  It at de back, It hurt and me walk funny.
Gwand-da say dat Bernie must go to see de vet tomowwow and get my sore leg fixed.
Bernie lick it lots but dat do not help.
Gwand-ma give me a cuddle but dat do not help too.
Litta Heidi come and give Bernie a nose kiss and dat do not make it stop hurting either.
Me hope dat Unca Jim or Aunty Jan can fix it dood.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 28 May 2012

It stop waining and de sun shining

Dat what me just wants to tell evewybody.
Gwand-ma clean all de muddy shoes and clothes.
Bernie just licked hisself. Dat much easier so now Bernie just sit in de sun and watch all dat hard work.
Being a pussy cat is much better dan being a human.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 26 May 2012

When me do my blog.

Me will do my blog when me wants to tell evewybody sumfing.
Today my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da go outside and do stuff in de fwont garden. It vewy muddy and dem look vewy funny gettin mud on dem.
Dem looks like big bwown monsters.
Bernie help dem but den me has to lick off dat mud before we go inside. Dat Yuk.
All dem peoples goes in dat litta waining woom and get it off.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 25 May 2012

Might stop doin dis blog

Bernie might stop doin dis blog cos me do not fink anybody weadin it.
Luv fwom Bernie to anyone what likes Bernie blog.

Thursday, 24 May 2012

Lost my collar

Bernie's nice wed collar wif him name and tell'ems phone number came off and my litta tinka bell too.
Dem come off when me hunting for sumfing.
Tomowwow me go and find dem.
Oh Miaow miaow me hope me can find dem.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 19 May 2012

Making a garden

Today Bernie was vewy busy helping my Mummy and my Gwand-ma make some dood vegetable gardens.
We put black stuff and bwown stuff and white stuff and lots of baa lamb sheep stuff. and den my Mummy put in some litta baby plants and give dem a nice dwink.
Bernie sit dere and be de guard person to make sure nobody comes and mucks up our gardens.
But of course me wuns away vewy fast when someone turns on dat hose cos dat hose is sometimes naughty and squirt Bernie.
Now me needs a dood west after all dat hard work.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 18 May 2012

De computer turned back on again.

Some men bwought us lots of new desks and fings so everybody turned off de computers so dey could get de old desks out and put de new desks in.
So Bernie could not wite him blog.
Dwat! Dat a noosance cos my Katie and my Hughie likes to wead my blog.
Now my Mummy is getting a vewy nice bedwoom fixed up.
We is also making a nice backyard and soon we gwow lots of fings.
Me hope my Mummy will gwow some dood cat mint for Heidi and me.
Me twy to tell Heidi about it but she do not understand so when we gets some me can show her.
Today some childwen come to visit. Dem is Will and Ella and Lucy. Dey watch de TV but it be a scawy show so Bernie do not watch it. Me sit on de bench in de kitchen and have a nap.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 16 May 2012

Not poops

My Mummy tell me dat dem fings is not poops. Dey just look like it cos dem comes out de back of dat funny machine. It make a nice edge for our garden.
Today my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and Gwand-da work out where our new vegetable gardens go but Bernie do not care about dat. Bernie is busy making sure dat no naughty pussy cats come here.
Also Bernie is de pussy cat what guards de steak when it is defwosting in de micwowave . Me sits on de bench near de micwowave and make sure nobody come and pinch our dood steak.
Dat a vewy important job for a pussy.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Sort of embawwassing

Today a man come wif a funny machine.
He put some smelly stuff in it what my Mummy say is called concwete and it do some vewy vewy vewy long poops all awound our garden.
My Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da fink dem is vewy dood and nice and make a nice edge for our noo garden but me and Heidi do not like poops wound our garden.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 14 May 2012

Bernie be busy doing cat work

Today Bernie have to do some vewy important pussy cat work.
A naughty silver cat came into our house. He come fwough Bernie cat door in de laundwy.
Now evewybody know dat dis house belong to Bernie and Heidi so me say a vewy loud MIAAAOOOW to dat cat to tell him to go away.
He wun into de gawage and Bernie chase him in a corner and scweam MIAAOOW at him and punch him wif Bernie claw.
Dat naughty cat say MIAAOOW back and he wun away fast out to de laundwy and fwough dat cat door faster dan a speedin bullet just like SuperCat.
Bernie chase him fast fwough de cat door and him wun up behind our shed and go fwough a hole in dat fence. Bernie go up dere and teach him a dood lesson.
Now him won't come back here.
Me do not want dat big cat to hurt my litta Heidi.
It is Bernie job to make sure uvver cats stay away and do not come in our house or in our dood new garden what Unca Michael and Unca Wobert is making.
Phew me tired after doin dat cat work.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 13 May 2012

My Mummy do not stay home and wait for me

Today Bernie went to visit him dood fwends again. Bernie want to get a baby guinea pig for his Mummy for Mummy Day but dem is in de cage and dey say dey not allowed to come to my noo house. When me came home, Bernie went in fwough dat cat door in de laundwy and stwaight to my Mummy room. But she not dere. Where my Mummy gone?
Bernie was a vewy tiwed pussy cat fwom walking and wunning all dat way so me just flop down on de floor and have a west.
Den me walking all awound de house calling my Mummy. Me say MIAOW MIAOW vewy loud.
My Gwand-ma tell me dat my Mummy gone somewhere so she send a sms to her to tell her dat Bernie here. Den she take me to de family woom and give me a cuddle cos me very tired.
Den my Mummy come home soon and we all is happy again.
Except Gwand-da do not feel vewy dood. Him sleep all day. We sad about Gwand-da not feelin dood.
We hopes him get better soon.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 12 May 2012

sleep all day

Gwand-ma and Gwand-da come home so dat alwight. Me tell dem not to go away again.
Now me sleep all day
Luv fwom sleepin Bernie

Friday, 11 May 2012

A vewy stwange fing

A vewy stwange fing happened yesserday, and Bernie has been looking into it.

Dere is a fowest moving into my Mummy's courtyard wot she lets Gwand Da stay in too!

Now Bernie is a vewy vewy clever pussy cat, and he knows de stowee of Macbeff who is a little girl wot lives in Scotland and played with saucepans. Dere was a bit in macbeff dat says to be afraid when de twees come to bisit, and dat is what is happening. So I am going to go and bisit my Miss Beff and tell her dat she better be careful in case dem twees twy to go all dat way to where she lives!

On de way me might find my Gwand Moogi and my Gwand Da what goed away and dey are still not home! Don't dey know dat my Mummy will get vewy mad at dem if dey don't come home at night?

Oh Miaow Miaow, it is vewy tiwerwing being a dood pwotecting pussy cat. Maybe before I go I have a little nap and some din dins. Dat beed a dood idea.

Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

Anuvver home day

Bernie stay at home AGAIN today.
Isn't me a dood dood dood pussy cat?
But sumfing is vewy stwange.
Always my Gwand-ma go in de kitchen at din dins times and makes din dins. Today she do not. Gwand-da is gone sumwhere wif sumone and my Mummy and my Gwand-ma go sumwhere else to get din  dins  but nobody bwing Bernie and Heidi.
How can Bernie be de offishul tasting pussy cat if dey do not bwing Bernie?
Oh dear miaow miaow. Maybe dey going to get anuvver pussy cat to be de offishul tasting pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 8 May 2012

stayed at home to help wif de cleaning

Today evewybody be vewy busy doing some tidying and cleaning. Bernie stay home to help.
If Gwand-ma miss a bit Bernie tell her. Bernie say Miaow what means 'you miss dis bit" so Gwand-ma knows to do it again.
First Bernie had a sleep on Gwand-da lap cos Gwand-da do not want to do anyworks so Bernie help him. You see if Bernie is asleep on Gwand-da lap den Gwand-da do not have to do anyfing so dat how Bernie help.
Gwand-da and Bernie is a dood team.
Evewy body need someone to help dem when dem has lots of work to do.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 7 May 2012

Stayed at home to watch de garden

Today Bernie had a dood long sleep all morning because me was tired after going down de stweet and visiting fwends yesserday and me walked all de way home on mine own so dat was a long way for a pussy cat to go.
Unca Michael and Unca Wobert is still making our garden. Me had a look at dat.
De gwass what dey put unner de clothes line is still dere and it looks vewy nice.
Soon we going to have dood gardens and lots more gwass and my Mummy is going to plant lots of fings in her boxes and dem be fings what my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da will eat for din dins so Bernie can eat all de chops and steak on his own and give some to Heidi.
Dat is a dood idea.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 6 May 2012

A big expedishun

Today Bernie went off to visit all my fwends down de stweet.
Me can't go in  Bernie old yard anymore cos dere is 4 big doggies dere but me can see my uvver fwends what is awound dere.
Bernie goes and sees his litta fwends what lives in a litta cage. Dem is litta baby guinea pigs and dem is vewy cute.
When it getting dark and cold, den Bernie know it is time for dindins so Bernie go home and me go in de cat door in de laundwy and me go stwaight to my Mummy bedwoom and say Miaow so she know me is home now.
Luve fwom Bernie

Saturday, 5 May 2012

A home day

Today evewybody sleep in but dem supposed to go to Canbewwa but Gwand-da was a bit sick.
So we all has a quiet day at home. Litta Heidi was sittin lookin at her telebishon and Bernie was lookin out de glass door and a cute little birdie come and hop awound on de back patio. Bernie watch vewy closely but me was a dood pussy cat and me did not go out and get it.
It was so cute.
Today everybody still doing a bit of tidying and sorting and Bernie helping vewy dood. Me sort out de clothes and see which ones is dood to sleep on. Dat is a important fing about clothes.
My Mummy put some nice dindins in de micwowave to faw out and when it beep for her to get it out Bernie wun and say Miaow to her and look at dat micwowave so she know what to do.
Me always likes to help wif de cooking.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 4 May 2012


We got gwass in our noo backyard. Unca Michael and Unca Wobert come and put it dere. It very pwetty. Now Heidi and me can play on it and don't get muddy.
Dat vewy dood.
We pleased about dat.
Today me be a dood pussy cat and stay home all day at de noo house.
My Mummy go to school in de morning and den she comes home at lunch time and she lie down cos she do not feel vewy dood. Bernie give her a cuddle.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 3 May 2012

Hanging awound

Me hanging awound home today. Gwand-da do sum fings in de kitchen but he do not give me any dood fings to eat only dwy cat food.
Me had a dood sleep on de noo couch and now me looking for sumfing intewesting to do.
Maybe me go and visit sumone. Who me go and visit?
Oh Bovver. Bernie old house got 4 big black doggies in it. Dat poor old house.
Maybe me will go and play wif my Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

Black doggies still dere but now it be 4 of dem

Oh no! Me gone to visit de old house again today but dem black doggies still dere and dem turn into 4 black doggies.
Oh no. Me has to sit in de yard acwoss de lane again until my Gwand-ma come and get me.
It waining today.
My Mummy say Bernie is a norty pussy cat and should not go to de old house but me can't help it. When me go for a litta walk my pussy foots always goes along de woad and goes to de old house.
Oh Miaow m iaow. Me sowwy about dat .
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Puked again

Me puked again but not on de nice dood carpet. It was because Heidi catch a moff and Bernie eat it. It flutter in my tummy and make me puke.
Me stay home at de noo house today. Me still finking about dem black doggies at Bernie old house.
Where me go for a walk now?
Gwand-ma say me can go acwoss and visit Aunty Mavis. But where she live? Me do not know.
Luv fwom Bernie