Sunday, 30 September 2012

waiting in de dark

Bernie was sitting in de study wif de light off. Me was waiting to use de 'puter but me could not see it dood enough cos de light was off.
Now my Gwand-ma came in and turn de light on and got a book and me said a quick "Miaow" wot means "Sanks you for turning de light on. Now me can wite my blog."
Today we did lots of westing. Evewybody needs to west so dem can get better.
My Gwand-ma fought Bernie was going to go and catch some little birdies but me weally went outside and had a dood sleep in de best sunny corner on de back patio. Pussy cats always find de best place to sleep.
Me did not do any more egg hatching today cos my Mummy put dem back in de fwidge.
Me has to work out how me can get dem on a cushion like my Katy tell me.
Here is some cuddles for today
Dem is mixed up


Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 29 September 2012

Dood Luck

My Mummy was doing some cooking and she leave de googy eggs on de bench so Bernie jump up dere and sit on dem.
My Mummy take a pikcha of Bernie sitting on dem eggs but we do not tell her why Bernie is sitting on de googy eggs. Maybe she will find out when all dem googy eggs turns into chookies!
Ha Ha Ha Dat will be a big surpwise for her won't it?
Here is some cuddles for today and a pikcha of Bernie sitting on dem googy eggs

Luv fwom Bernie.


PS A tewwible fing happen in de night. A big wind come and blow our little plastic seed house over and our new seeds what was gwowing spilled out. My Mummy found dem in de middle of de night and she was cwying cos she twy to pick dem up before my Gwand-ma see dem. When my Gwand-ma gets upset or wowwied, her back hurts vewy vewy much and Bernie and my Mummy does not want to make her sad or wowwied so her back will not hurt.
My Gwand-ma cwy vewy loud when dat back hurt lots and lots. She make a dweadful noise and Bernie twy to cuddle her and den he just say "Miaow" what means "Will you please stop that awful racket"
But my Gwand-ma tell my Mummy not to wowwy cos we knows how to gwow dem again weal dood.

Friday, 28 September 2012

Got de 'puter back

My Gwand-ma got vewy sick and my Mummy take her to de hospital. Den my Mummy bwing her  'puter dere too.
Bernie could not wite him blog because de  'puter is at de hospital.
Now my Gwand-ma is home and her 'puter is home too. My gwand-ma say she too sick to look at her  'puter so Bernie can use it all de time.
Me can look at my face book and look up all sorts of fings about how to gwow chookies.
Me found out dat chookies gwow out of googy  eggs,
Dat is dood because we has got lots of dem googy eggs in our fwidge. Dat must be how dem chookies gets in our fwidge. Me wish dem will huwwy up and gwow into chookies.
Here is de cuddles for today


Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

Me had a barf

Oh dear,
When I wite dat my Gwand-ma look at it and say "A barf means the same as a puke".
Well Bernie had one of dem fings like when your Mummy put you in de laundwy sink and it got water in it and it  make you clean. Dat is de kind of barf what Bernie had.
Me was vewy dood and me let my Mummy barf me because Bernie likes to be a clean pussy cat.
Also today my Gwand-ma play a funny game wif  Bernie. She put a funny hat on Bernie. It made out of lots of little square holes tied togevver wif plastic stwing. Dat a vewy funny hat. Bernie could not get it off. Bernie walk awound wif dat funny hat on for a while and den Bernie fink of how me can get it off. Clever Bernie go in de cat door and hook it on de door and den me walk out backwards and dat funny hat come off.
Ha ha ha Gwand-ma! Bernie got dat silly hat off.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Look at yesserday for cuddles. Dere is still a lot dere what is not used up yet.

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

My Mummy home

Bernie did noit do him blog before because me waiting to see if my Mummy come home. AND SHE DO.
My Mummy bwing lots of stwange fings home. Dem is stwange fings what peoples eat. And she bwing lots of pwetty plants. Now me wowwied dat my gwand-ma hurt her back again when she planting dem plants.
Some is tiny little ones and some is big twees.
And my Mummy bwing a umbwella fwom Aunty Lily but it not even waining. Why do she send a umbwella?
Dat stwange.
Dem martoes is gwowing vewy big.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 24 September 2012

Today cuddles

Me has to put today cuddles on my blog.
Here is a pussy cat cuddle    Q
Here is a hundwed pussy cat cuddles


Here is a fousand pussy cat cuddles


So here is lots and lots of fousands


and lots of hundweds of pussy cat cuddles


So peoples can get how many dem want.
Luv fwom Bernie

Waiting for skyping.,

My Hughie say he wants to Skype him dood fwend Bernie.
Me waiting all day but dat Skype do not make dat Boo boop boody boop noise.
My Mummy is not here to take de sheet off de martoes and catty cums so Bernie go to do it. But dem martoes and catty cums say "Please do not take de sheet off cos we wants to have a dood sleep in today" so Bernie do not take de sheet away. Den Gwand-ma come and take it away. Dem Martoes and catty cums does not talk to Gwand-ma. Dem only talk to Bernie.  Now my  Gwand-ma put it back on again tonight.
When Bernie walking past dem dey say "Hey Bernie, take de sheet off cos we wants to stay up and watch de TV" but Bernie say "No it only Inspector Fwost and dat make you get your leaves fwizz."  When de warm days and nights come, dose martoes will be glad dat dey had pwoper sleeps when dem was baby plants.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Mummy gone away

My Mummy gone to visit my Uncle Timmy and my Aunty Lily and my cousin Polly.
She go to see a speshul doctor to stop her howwible headaches.
Bernie does not cwy when him Mummy go away - well him cwy a little bit until Gwand-ma wemind him dat my Mummy come home soon and Bernie can play wif him Gwand-ma and Gwand-da while de Mummy is away.
Some fwends come and bwing us some dindins. Peoples is lookin after us cos my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da is bofe sick.
Bernie is glad when dem get better.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Does my Katy and my Hughie wants cuddles?

My Katy and my Hughie does not put in a applkication for pussy cat cuddles. Maybe dem does not like pussy cat cuddles.
Oh dear.
Today a nice lady bwing us some dindins cos we is all sick. Well Bernbie is not sick but Bernie do not know how to cook dindins. My Mummy is not sick. She just vewy tired.
My Mummy and my Gwand-ma eat some of dat dindins what is called a squish. My Gwand-da do not like it. Him say it is not a boy dindins. Bernie smell it and me do not like dat dindins so me agwees wif Gwand-da. It is not a boy dindins.
Oh well, Gwand-da and Bernie just has to starve today.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 21 September 2012

A quiet day

My Gwand-da do not sleep wif my Gwand-ma now cos him got a sore tummy and him do not want my Gwand-ma to bump him sore tummy in de middle of de night.
So Bernie has fwee bedwooms what me can visit in de night,
First me was in my Mummy bedwoom. Den me said miaow and my Mummy open de door and Bernie go to my Gwand-ma bedwoom. Me had a few little chats to my Gwand-ma and den me had a vewy nice sleep on Gwand-ma bed.
My Gwand-ma has got a sore back so me do not jump on her.
My Mummy gone to school and my Aunty Mavis coimes for a visit to see if dem Gwands is OK. Den my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da sit on dem chairs vewy still and quiet for a long time waiting for de sore bits to get better,
'Den my Mummy come home and  make dem some lunch.
Den Bernie do de washing up and evewybody has a west.
Lots of wests when peoples is not feeling dood.
Now my Mummy is on holidays and Bernie is happy about dat.
Here is de pussy cat cuddles for today. Dem is human cuddles O wif little tails.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 20 September 2012

Cuddle bookings

Oh dear Miaow miaow now me has to add up all de cuddles me has to give peoples.
My Mummy want fwee evewy hour. Me has to ask de bong bong clock to count dem for me.
And Bernie count how many my Gwand-ma want and it be 10. - or is it 8? Maybe dat adds up to seventy.
Me needs to put seventy bong cuddles on my blog evewy day. Is dat wight?
Bernie is not a dood counting pussy cat.
How do you wite pussy cat cuddles? Pussy cat licks is WWWWW  and pussy cat purrrs is PPPPRRR.
Me fink pussy cat cuddles is QQQQQQQQ.
So here is dem pussy cat cuddles
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 19 September 2012


Bernie had a vewy dood idea. Me ask my Gwand-ma if she fink it is a dood idea and she say yes it is a extwemely dood idea.
Bernie wants evewy body what weads my blog to tell me how many cuddles dem wants fwom Bernie and Bernie will put all dem cuddles in  my blog evewy day and maybe some extwas for new peoples.
Den all my fwends can have pussy cuddles evewy day.
Isn't dat a best idea?
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

A vewy important fing about pussy cats

My Gwand-ma tell me a vewy important fing about pussy cats.
Pussy cats help people vewy much cos pussy cats gives dem lots of love and cuddles.
Dat is de main job what pussy cats do.
We loves evewybody and we give dem cuddles and special licks and miaows.
Dat why we all miss our little Heidi.
She love her family vewy much.
Even when she fwightened she still go to Gwand-ma cos she love Gwand-ma more dan her fwighten.
Oh dear, where is our Heidi.
Maybe she in pussy Heaven.
Wherever she is she will be loving someone cos she is a vewy loving little pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 17 September 2012

Me minding my Gwand-da

Bernie is a vewy busy pussy cat cos me is minding my Gwand-da,
Bernie does not jump up on him cos him got a sore tummy.
Me just say miaow to him sometimes.
Luv fwom Bernie

Important News

My Gwand-da come home. Him walking slowly but dat do not matter.
Me glad my Gwand-da is home.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 16 September 2012

A vewy dood day

Today was a egg-sell-ent day.
My Mummy and my Gwand-ma stay home and do not go away. Dat nice. Bernie do not like being on him own all day.
Aunty Mavis come for a little visit and we had a chat.
Den my Mummy and my Gwand-ma gone and buy some chookie for Bernie
As soon as dem come home dey give Bernie some of dat chookie.
Dat a vewy dood fing.
Now me just waiting for my Gwand-da to come home.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Saturday, 15 September 2012

A little bit of chookie

Today Bernie be on him own all day again. Me was sound asleep when my Mummy and my Gwand-ma come home but me is a dood butler and me go to de door to bwing dem inside.
My Mummy say Hello to Bernie and den she say why doesn't Bernie say miaow. Me was still half asleep. My little eyes was still sleepy.
But my Gwand-ma bwing me a little bit of chookie what she save for Bernie fwom her dindins. Dat was a nice little surpwise snack. Me like dat.
Sanks you to Gwand-ma.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 14 September 2012

My Mummy cwying

Oh Bernie is vewy sad cos my Mummy come home cwying. Her fwend bwing her home. Dat is My Shell. My Mummy is vewy tired fwom going to see Gwand-da evewy day wif Gwand-ma and cos she doing lots of school work for de childwen. My Mummy was wowwying about my Gwand-da. Bernie was wowwying too.
My Gwand-ma and My Shell tell my Mummy to go to bed and have a dood west so Bernie get on her bed too and we had a dood sleep.
Den my Mummy gone to see my Gwand-da again and she said him getting dood.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 13 September 2012

More minding on my own

Oh dear. Today Bernie had to mind de house again on my own because my Mummy and my Gwand-ma went to see my Gwand-da wot is in hospital. Me do not know what hospital means but my Gwand-da is in it. Me hope he OK dere and dat him can come home soon.
Den my dood fwend Matt wot is on facebook come to visit me. Matt wemembers when Bernie used to be a famous wadio emailing pussy cat. Dat a long time ago.
Now me goes to sleep
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Minding de house all day

Today Bernie be on him own self all day. Evewybody gone away vewy early.
Oh dear miaow miaow it take a lot of work to mind de house all day.
Some winds come and nearly blow it away and me has to hold it tight so it do not blow away.
Some sun come and maybe it will want to cook our house so Bdernie tell it Miaow miaow miaow what means "Do not cook dis house"
Den a car  dwive past and Bernie sit dere and make sure dat is not some people coming here.
Phew! Me vewy tired after all dat minding on my own.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 11 September 2012


We got lots of seeds gwowing in our little plastic house. We water dem evewy day and Bernie help wif dat. BUT When Gwand-ma was going out de door wif de watewing can she dwip some water on Bernie. Just because Bernie was sitting wight in de door way.
Me been twying to do a google. Me twying to find a place where me can buy some chookie seeds on line and den me can gwow lots of chookies to eat.
Me find a packet of bird seed in de cupboard what Gwand-ma buy to feed de birds and me got some and plant it in de garden but so far it did not gwow into birdies. Anyway me likes eating chookies best so me wants to find chook seeds. Do anybody know where Bernie can get some chook seeds?
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Pwefewably cooked chookies

Monday, 10 September 2012

Go away wif dat wheelbawwow

Today de tyre on  our wheelbawwow blew up. It was in de sun an d got too hot. It made a big bang. My Gwand-da went and buy it a new wheel.
Den him gone away somewhere while me and Gwand-ma shovel lots of baa lamb manure into de wheelbawwow and put it in de new gardens.
Bernie do not want to do dat so me just sit on de gwass and and watch.
Watching is a vewy important job.
Anyway me finks it is time for Bernie to wetire. Me is getting old.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Barbi Q

Today Uncle Tim finished making our new barbi Q and den we all had a Barbi Q in our courtyard. It vewy nice and Bernie has his own plate what match de uvver plates.
We been doing more gardenings and so we liked our Barbi Q.
Now me going to go back and help making de garden.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 8 September 2012

making de garden

Uncle Cwis come to visit and today we all go outside and make de vegabul garden look nice.
We got de weeds out of de edge and put pwitty stuff wound it so de weeds don't gwow.
Bernie keeps saying a vewy nice miaow near de fwidge but no-one will give me some chookie.
Now my Aunty Lily is cooking dindins and she might give Bernie some chookie if me dood.
Bernie is ALWAYS dood.
So me is just waiting for dat chookie.
Luve fwom Bernie.

Friday, 7 September 2012

A windy day

Bernie got de sheet off again dis morning and de wind help me. Dat make Bernie vewy happy but de wind do not know how to put it fwough Bernie cat door so we bofe leave it dere in fwont of de pot wif de plants.
We is tidying up de house so my Uncle Tim and my Aunty Lily can come and visit.
Bernie help my Mummy to tidy up de cwaft woom so we has woom to put anuvver bed dere cause Uncle Cwis is coming tomowwow to help us wif de garden.
Today my Mummy and my Gwand-da gone and got somefing in de twailer for de garden. Bernie do not know what it is cause it got a cover over it.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 6 September 2012

Bernie takes care of it again

Dis morning Bernie had to get de sheet off again because evewybody was asleep and dem would not wake up. So dood Bernie went and got it off. But Bernie can bwing it inside. It too heavy and it wont fit fwough de cat door.
Oh dear. Me just leave it dere.
Luv fwom sheet dwagging Bernie

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

Well Bernie do it den

Dis morning my fwend de bong bong clock did de wight number of bongs so Bernie go and miaow at my Mummy. She sleeping. Den Bernie go and miaow at Gwand-da and Gwand-ma. Dey sleeping.
What me do den?
Oh bovver, me gone out my cat door and get dat sheet off de martos and cattsicums.
Me can get it off but me can't put it on again so dem peoples better wake up before de bong bong clock do dat many bong bongs again.
Wemember, when dat clock go bong bong bong bong bong bong - dat when we put de sheet on.
(and take it off)
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 4 September 2012

Now me getting mixed up

Today me be dood again.
Me woke my Gwand-ma up and tell her to go and take de sheet off de little plants.
Den at de wight time me tell my Mummy to put it back again. Bernie was outside de fwont door when me heard dat bong bong clock doing de wight number of bong bongs. Me Miaow at de fwont door vewy loudly and my Gwand-ma let me in and den me wun to my Mummy bedwoom and get her. My Mummy was sick today so she come home fwom school. Bernie was looking after her all day.
My Mummy went and put de sheet back on de plants but now de bong bong clock go bong bong again and Bernie lose count.
Is it time to put dat sheet on or off?
Oh No! Dat is a too hard job for a little pussy cat like Bernie.
What me do?
Oh miaow miaow. Me wants to be a helping pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 3 September 2012

Me did my job

Bernie is a dood pussy cat.
First de bong bong clock goes to sleep in de night and it do not go bong bong. But it wakes up and does de bong bong when it goes "bong bong bong bong bong bong"
Dat just de wight number of bongs so Bernie wun and say "Miaow miaow" to my Mummy, My Mummy get up but it time to take de sheet off de plants not put it on so she take it off and goes back to bed.
Den in de night me hear dat bong bong clock do de wight number of bongs again so Bernie wun to his Mummy and say "Miaow Miaow" again and dat wemind her to go and put de sheet back on de little plants .
Bernie is a vewy dood weminding pussy cat.
Love fwom clever bong bong counting Bernie.

Sunday, 2 September 2012

Bernie got a important job

Today my Mummy planted some little plants in black pots.
Dem is called cattsicums and martos.
Dem is is in black pots and dem is sitting unner de window.
Dem do not like dat fwost what is white stuff what is cold and gets on de gwound in de morning. Bernie do not go outside when dat cold white stuff is dere. Me stay on my Mummy nice warm bed.
But Gwand-ma tell Bernie evewy night when de bong bong clock go bong bong bong bong bong bong , Bernie has to wemind my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da to put a dwess on dem plants so dem does not get dat cold white stuff called fwost on dem.
Oh Miaow miaow. Me hope me can wemember dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

me getting a ensuite

Sometimes peoples leaves de door shut and Bernie cannot go to him kitty litter in de night.
Dat vewy embawwassing. Me twy to cwoss my back legs but dat vewy hard. Me can't walk like dat. One night Bernie find a dood bit of plastic so dat do not make a mess on de carpet.
Last night me find a empty icecweam fing and me use dat for a little wee.
My Mummy say Bernie is vewy dood so she and my Gwand-ma is going to make Bernie a special ensuite. Me do not know what it look like cos dem did not make it yet but when it is made me will ask my Mummy to take a pikcha of it so Bernie can put it on him blog.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 1 September 2012

Evewybody gone again

Today evewybody gone somewhere but at lunch time dem come home and my Gwand-da stay home. Den my Mummy and my Gwand-ma go back and den dey come home and den dey go to church and dey bwing my Aunty Mavis home and we all has chinese.
Bernie has him own little chinese dindins bowl but Gwand-da put some dindins on annuvver plate.
Me hopes peoples does not fink Bernie is gweedy cos him have two plates.
We watching de TV and a clever person fwom here wun in a wace and come forf.
Dat vewy dood.
Luv fwom Bernie