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Monday 20 January 2014

New fence

Me forgot to tell evewybodys dat we got a new fence. Here is some pikchas.




Vewy hot

It is vewy hot here. We is having a heat wave. Bernie is twying to wave dat heat wave dood bye but it do not get de message.
Some of our plants get dem little leaves burned so Gwand-ma make little gween houses for dem.
Sometimes Bernie goes to visit dem Wawatahs in dem little gween house.
Dem Wawatahs says "Hello Mr. Bernie. How come you wears a hot fur coat when we is having a heat wave?"  So Bernie twy to take my fur coat off but dat hurts. It is stuck on. Oh Bovver!
Maybe my Mummy will cut it off a bit and cut little Jaffa's fur coat off a bit too.
Dat big woofy dog was not a wacing woofy dog. It is one like Inspector Wex.
Bernie do not let anyone cat nap me. Me just bite dem if dem twy.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday 10 January 2014

Defending our dood home

Dis evening we all has our din dins at de fwesco on de back patio. Dat vewy nice but Jaffa is not allowed out cos she might wun away.
After we has our dindins, Gwand-ma and Aunty Barbi take Gwand-da down to show dem little flowows what Aunty Barbi find gwowing down dere.
Just when we coming back a norty big woofy dog what is nearly as big as a horse come wunning acwoss de woad and comes to our place.
Bernie wun at it and me put my back up big and me say "Hissss Hisssss Gwowl!"
Dat big woofy dog get a big fwight and wun away and den him keep twying to come back at anuvver place and Bernie keeps wunning dere and telling him to go away and dat big huge woofy dog get a big fwight evewy time and den it wun home.
Gwand-ma and Gwand-da and Aunty Barbi say dat Bernie is vewy bwave cos me fight off a big huge woofy dog what is much bigger dan Bernie.
Me glad Jaffa not dere cos she get a big fwight.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday 9 January 2014

Mummy gone to holiday

Bernie Mummy gone to a holiday.
Jaffa say "Our Mummy is at a very long school day. She did not even come home to go to bed with her pussy cat babies"
Bernie say "No she has gone to a little holiday. She will come home after she has seen evewy fing on dat holiday."
Jaffa say "Why did she leave us at home instead of bringing us to see that holiday too? Jaffa would love to see a holiday. I have never seen a holiday"
Bernie say "Because pussy cats does not like dwiving in dat car. It makes pussy cats sick.  Only Bwwww liked to dwive in a car."
"Oooooh"  says little Jaffa.  "I would not like to be sick."
So Jaffa and Bernie stay home to mind Gwand-ma and Gwand-da and we is vewy dood at doing dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

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Sunday 5 January 2014

To de vet and lots of shoes

Dere is two fings what Bernie supposed to tell evewybodies.
First'o'ball Bernie Mummy take me to de vet. Bernie is not sick but my Mummy wowwy about my pink nose and she fink it might be getting lumpy but de vet say dat is just usual bumps.
Second 'o' ball my Mummy cleaning out her cupbpoard and she get ouit all her shoes and she have hundweds of shoes and Bernie is vewy happy. Me sitting in de middle of all dem shoes. Dat is a luverly place for a shoe luving pussy cat to sit.
Hmmm Meeeeooooowwww.
Luv fwom happy as happy Bernie

Wednesday 1 January 2014

Happy Noo year to Evewybodies

Happy Noo year to evewybodies what weads Bernie blog.
You is all my blog fwends.
Today we do some gardening but it look like hard work and Bernie fink it too hard for little Bernie so me just find a nice spot to lie down in de shade and watch. Bernie get vewy tired watching all dat gardening.
Soon my Aunty Barbi come to visit but she can't bwing my dood fwend Brrr cos him died and him is buwied in a little gwave at her place.
Dat vewy sad. Bernie miss my dood fwend Brrrr.  We always spend a dood time togever.
Dat is all de news fwom Bernie today.
Luv fwom Bernie