Sunday, 31 March 2013


Today be Easter. Aunty Mavis come to our place for lunch and my dood fwend Stasie.
Dem all had a nice din dins and my Mummy give me some. it was yummy woast lamb.
Den my Uncle Timmy and my Aunty Lily gone home but Gwand-ma want to keep Aunty Lily here cos ashe vewy dood at putting fings in de dishwasher and taking dem out.
Also Aunty Lily loves Bernie better dan Tilly.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 29 March 2013

Bernie is de Easter Bunny

My Mummy make me some pwetty little Bunny ears so me can be de Easter Bunny.
Bernie got a little basket of Easter eggs and me gone into my Uncle Timmy and my Aunty Lily bedwoom and Bernie was going to leave some Easter eggs in dere for dem.
Here is a pikcha of Bernie having a look to see how many eggs me can leave for my Uncle Timmy and my Aunty Lily.

Just den my Mummy come and she say "Oh dem is vewy nice Easter eggs can me have some ?" and she gwab dat basket. Bernie say "No dem is not all for you. You has to wait and see what Bernie de Easter Bunny leaves for you."
Here is a pikcha of my Mummy twying to pinch all dem Easter eggs off de Easter Bunny.

You can see dat Bernie is not vewy happy wif his Mummy. But me finks me will give dem all to my Mummy cos me loves her de best and she make de dood Easter Bunny ears.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 28 March 2013

Finding bunny wabbit ears

My Gwand-ma tell me dat she looked in de supermarket and dem did not have any bunny wabbit ewars. Bernie is going to ask my Mummy to make him some bunny wabbit ears cos my Mummy is a vewy clever making fings Mummy.
Den me can be de Easter Bunny.
Dat is all.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Where Tilly put her dwess

Bernie ask Tilly where she put her dwess.
She say "IputitinthewardrobeonGrand-ma'ssidebecausethatiswheredressesgo"
Oh dat was vewy interwesting. Bernie go and have a look and she did put it dere. She did not hang it up on a coat hanger cos it too little and she do not have a coat hanger to fit but she weally and twuly did leave it in de wardwobe. So she was a dood Tilly.
Now de next important fing what Bernie must ell all his blog weaders is dat Bernie has to be de Easter Bunny dis year.
Little Tilly do not know about Easter Bunnies. She was not even born last Easter so dat is why she do not know about it.
Will someone help Bernie to get some dood Easter Bunny ears please, so me can be de Easter Bunny?
Sanks you.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 24 March 2013

A New pink dwess and she take it off

Well dat is about it.
Gwand-ma make Tilly a new dwess what is cweam wif pink lace and pink wibbon but she take it off and now we do not know where she put it.
She supposed to keep wearwing it until tonight. But her tummy is better now so dat do not matter.
We just wants to take a pikcha of Tilly in dat new dwess. When we finds it we make her put it back on and den we takes a pikcha of it.
Maybe Bernie will tell her dat her Uncle Lloyd wants to see a pikcha of her in dat new dwess and den she will go and get it.
Dat sounds like a dood plan.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 22 March 2013

Tilly is vewy pwoud of herself

Today Tilly went to de vet again to see if her tummy getting better.
When Gwand-ma tell her dat she has to go to de vet, she was in Gwand-ma and Gwand-da bedwoom. Tilly wun vewy fast down de hall, fwough de kitchen, down de family woom, fwough de laundwy and into de gawage as fast as fast as she can. And she wun wight up to her cawwy basket and wait for Gwand-ma to undo it so she can jump in and go and see her dood fwend Uncle Lloyd what is de vet.
Bernie finks Tillky loves dat Uncle Lloyd cos she likes going to see him.
When she got dere, Uncle Lloyd and Aunty Vicky had a look at her dwess. Dey said it is a bootiful dwess and dey fink my Gwand-ma is a vewy clever Gwand-ma for making dat Tilly dwess.
Uncle Lloyd take her pikcha on him tellems-fone. Tilly is vewy pleased about dat. She fink Uncle Lloyd must like her cos him take her pikcha.
Anyway she is a dood girl and her tummy is getting better dood. Soon she do not have to wear her dwess any more. Maybe she will want to keep wearwing it cos me finks she like it.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

A little white dwess

Dat bandage was not vewy dood cos it woll down away fwom Tilly Tummy so my Gwand-ma make her a little white dwess wif lace and wibbons on it so it cover up her tummy. At first Tilly fink she cannot walk in dat dwess. Evewy time she twy to walk in it she woll over but den she find out dat she can walk in it weal dood. She finks she is a weal gwowed up pussy cat  like Gwand-ma and my Mummy cos she got a dwess.
She look vewy cute. She do not has to wear dat collar when she got dis dwess on .
Here is a pikcha. We was sweeping de floor and she twy to help us. Dat is how she get a infection in her tummy so we glad she got her dwess on to stop all dat yukky dirt getting on her tummy.

Gwand-ma made Tilly annuvver dwess wot was gween but Tilly wun away and take it off.
Now we got it back but Gwand-ma say it too big. We has to make her some more dwesses. Tilly dwess has a hole in de back so she can go to de toilet.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 17 March 2013

What dat kitten doing now?

My Gwand-ma notice dat Tilly can still lick her tummy even when she wearing dat speshul collar what is supposed to stop her fwom licking her tummy.
She can lick it down de bottom. So my Gwand-ma wing Uncle Jim and Uncle Jim say dat we has to put a bandage on Tilly tummy.
Well Bernie was helping but it vewy hard to put a bandage on a wiggly tummy.
So den My Mummy and my Gwand-ma got a speshul bandage what is wound like a tube and dem cut leg holes and dey tell Tilly she has to wear dese little pants. Here is a pikcha. Tilly do not like wearwing pants cos she say she a girl but she get used to dem.
Here is a pilch of Tilly in her speshul pants.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 15 March 2013

Tilly had anuvver operwation

Tilly had to go back to dat vet hospital and have anuvver operwation. De vet what is called Uncle Lloyd had to fix her stitches and him had to cut a bit of dat dead skin off and sew her up again and she had to have anuvver one of dem anas feticks. She is home now and we hope she do not go watty again and wun awound de place and scoop all de water out of her water bowl like she did de uvver time when she had a operwation.
Poor little Tilly. She cannot lick herself because she still have dat funny collar on.
Bernie will have to go and help her. We all has to give her cuddles all de time for a whole week.
Phew! What a lot of cuddles for a little kitten.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 14 March 2013

Happy Birfday to Katy

It beed Katy's birfday and me forgot to tell her happy birfday.
Hee heee hee, when Bernie was a little kitten me used to fink it was a Have de birfday but now me knows it is a happy birfday.
Me is going to send a email birfday card to Katy.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tilly got a speshul medieval collar

Hullo to my blog weaders,
Tilly little tummy not getting better dood. Her stitches is coming undone.
My Gwand-ma take her to de vet and Uncle Lloyd was dere. He say dat Tilly should be healing up much better and she got her tummy infected.
She come home wif a little wound collar on called a Elizabefan Collar.
Now she has to go back to de vet tomorrow and have annuvver little operwation to sew her up again. Please do not tell Tilly because she will get wowwied about it.
Luv fwom Bernie

Medieval Pussy Cat

My Gwand-ma tell me about dat SCA what my Uncle Paul be in. And my Gwand-ma be in it too now.
Bernie want to go in it.
Bernie is alweady a Bawon. Me is Bawon Bernard de Boos so me do not need to get annuvver name
Also me has a dood medieval cloves to wear cos pussy cats still wears de same cloves as we used to wear in dat medieval time what seem like yesserday to Bernie.
Me will just wite a email to my Uncle Paul what is a fwuity batty person and ask him to make me a little shield wif a pussy cat on it and den me can go in dat SCA.
luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Tilly sleeping lots

Bernie finks dat little Tilly is not feeling vewy well cos she only likes to sleep and have cuddles today.
Dat all wight. Bernie been giving her some cuddles. Dat why me is a busy pussy cat. Me has to take care of her. She is only a little kitten weally.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tilly making a funny noise

Poor little Tilly is making a funny noise. She say her fwoat hurts.
Bernie finks maybe her tummy hurt too. She got a stitches in it.
Poor little Tilly twying to be bwave.
My Mummy say dat Tilly's fwoat hurts cos when de vet wot name is Lloyd was doing de operwation, he put a tube down her fwoat so she can bweave and now it hurt her fwoat where dat tube was. If it still hurts her after tomowwow, we bwing her back to de vet for some medicine.
Now Bernie has to go and take care of dat little Tilly.
Me goes to sleep wif her on de mat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 11 March 2013

Lots of News today

My dood fwend Brrrrr has gone home again wif my Aunty Barbi. It was vewy nice having my fwend to visit.
He is a vewy quiet pussy cat and him is nearly blind so him can't see vewy dood. Him walks awound vewy slowly looking at de gwound carefully. If de colour of de gwound changes he is vewy careful to put a foot acwoss and feel de new gwound to make sure it is OK to walk on before him walk on it.
Also Tilly had her little operwation so she do not gwow any pussy kittens in her little tummy. Dat is vewy dood because Bernie is sick of kittens.
But since Tilly come home she is mad. Gwand-ma gave her a bowl of nice fwesh water to dwink and she scoop it all out wif her paws and make de floor wet and her foots wet and her tail wet. Gwand-ma did not know how she got it all out so she mop it up and clean de place and get her anuvver bowl and den she do it again. Anuvver bowl of water all over de ensuite floor.
Tonight she jump up on de bench to get a dwink out of de sink. She vewy naughty. She not supposed to jump up on de sink when she got stitches in her tummy. Tilly twying to get water out of de sink but she splash it everywhere. Gwand-ma fink it because she do not like getting her foots wet so she give her a nice bowl of clean water on de bench. Sp den she scoop it all out fast as fast.
We fink dat annas fetick  made her gone mad.
Oh well, Not much diffwent.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 9 March 2013

Dood news

My Gwand-ma tell me dat my dood fwend Brrrr is coming back to visit again.
Dat makes Bernie vewy happy.
Me tell you all about it later.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 7 March 2013

Oh No! Now it happen

Tilly can jump up on de bench now so Bernie cannot go dere to get away fwom tail biting Tilly.
Me need to find somewhere else what she cannot go to.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 6 March 2013

Tat tar to my dood fwend

Today Bernie is a little bit sad. My dood fwend, Brrrr what has been visiting me has gone away wif Aunty Barbi.
Bernie did enjoy dat visit. Me loves my dood fwend. Him is a bootiful pussy cat.
In uvver news, little Tilly did not go in Gwand-ma and Gwand-da bedwoom to go to sleep last night. Dem was so tired dat dey did not go and look for her.
Dis morning no-one could find her. We look evewywhere and den Gwand-da wemember dat my Mummy went to look in de storwage shed for sumfing last night and so him went up dere. Guess what! As soon as him open dat door a little black and white cat wace out and down to de house and in to de kitchen and get some din  dins.
Poor little Tilly. But it was vewy nice to have a peaceful time wifout someone biting my tail.
I wonder if my Mummy wants to go up to de shed again tonight?
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 5 March 2013

More time wif my dood fwend

Today my Gwand-ma and Aunty Barbi gone away all day and Brrr stay here. We had a nice walk awound and Bernie show Brrr de garden. Gwand-da mow some gwass awound de nature stwip but Brrr do not like dat noisy lawn mower. Tilly still wunning awound evewywhere and Me and Brrr say she make us feel tired when we looks at her.
Brrrr tell Bernie dat at him house him got a bigger bigger bigger yard and Aunty Barbi mow it on a little lawn mower what is like a little twactor and she sit on it and dwive it. Bernie fink my Gwand-da will like one of dem lawn mowers.
Now me find out how Bernie can find one of dem for his Gwand-da.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 4 March 2013

More chatting wif Brrrr

Today Brrrrr and Bernie do more chatting. Brr tell Bernie all about de twip down here. It waining and waining and dem had to turn awound and go de uvver way. When dem got to Temorwa  dem dwive down our stweet and Brrr got a surpwise when dem did not stop at de old house. Dem keep dwiving. Brrr fink Aunty Barbi got lost but she stop at dis nice noo house and den when Brrrr got out he find him dood Fwend Bernie lives here. Bernie tell Brrrr dat we got dis dood house to live in now and it better dan de uvver one.
Brrr fink it vewy nice and he larfing about how him wonder why dey did not stop at de old house.
Now Brrr has a dood old larf and fink it funny.
Brr tell Bernie some uvver fings what is confeedentshul so Bernie do not put it on dis blog.
Bernie can tell evewyone some fings what Brrrr say. Brrr say dat Bernie lucky cos him stay at home cos Brrr car bwake down and dey has to wait for dat NWMA and it come wif a flashing light what fwighten Brrr.
Now Bernie has to go and say nigh night to Brrr and go to bed.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 3 March 2013

Chatting wif a old fwend

Today Bernie and Brr had  a dood time catching up on de noos and chatting.
We agwee dat kittens today is not vewy polite and dem is always being naughty.
When we was little kittens we did not wun awound biting de tails of de older pussy cats.
We used to have wespect for old pussy cats. Today de kittens does not have wespect.
Dat is what is wong wif evewyfing. Kittens has no wespect.
Luv fwom Bernie and my dood fwend Brrrrr.

Saturday, 2 March 2013

De 'puter is back

My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and My Mummy went away to see My Maddie get mawwied. Now Bernie has a new Unca James.
My Mummy tell me a funny storwy.
At dat wedding, my new Unca James Daddy say dat dey vewy happy dat my cousin Maddie change her name. Now she be Mrs. Woldhuis. James Daddy say she do not have to be Mrs. Woldhuis. She can stay being Maddie Pond if she want to. Or my Unca James can change him name to Pond if him like and den him be "Pond, James Pond"
Bernie larf and larf and larf at dat joke.
Aunty Mavis come and visit us while evewybody gone cos it just Bernie and Little Tilly here.
Little Tilly was never on her own before and she lonely. When Aunty Mavis come, little Tilly twy to go home wif her.
Now evewybody back home and even my Aunty Barbi comes to visit.
Bernie is vewy happy about dat cos my Aunty Barbi bwing my DOOD OLD FWEND wot is called BRRRRR.  (But you know Bernie says 'Bwwwww')
My Aunty Barbi let dat bootiful old pussy cat walk in along de parf and Bernie so happy to see him. Me wun out along de parf and me say "Miaow" to him and we wun up to each uvver and have a nice nose kiss. We does not hiss cos we is dood fwends.  Little Tilly come out and she put her back up in de air but we tell her dat it is OK cos Brrrr is a dood fwend. Soon she will get to know dood ol' Brrr.  Maybe she can chase him tail for a while.
Luv fwom Bernie