Friday, 31 May 2013

A funny noise

Bernie was sitting dere helping my Gwand-ma do some counting work on de 'puter.
Me sits in de in tway and hold dem papers still.
Den Bernie hear a stwange noise.
It go Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr  brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
But Bernie can't say dat so Bernie say Bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww  bwwwwwwwwwwww
Bernie look up and me look awound. It coming fwom Gwand-ma chair.
Dat vewy stwange.
Den Bernie notice a stwange smell.
OOOOOooh    yuk.
Sowwy, me go somewhere else for a little while.
See ya later Gwand-ma.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Will somebody please open de window.

Monday, 27 May 2013

Just walkin and sleepin and eatin and having cuddles.

Dat is all Bernie has to do now. Me sometimes goes outside and sniff dat vewy nice cat mint what Bernie give to him Mummy for Muvvers Day. Dat was a vewy dood pwesent and Bernie Mummy like it vewy much.
My Mummy had lots of sore bits today but she still gone to school cos she luvs dem kids and she luv being a dood teacher.
Bernie still waiting for him Katy and him Hughie to come and visit. Me just sitting dere watching de woad and waiting.
Luv fwom Bernie

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Saturday, 25 May 2013

Dat silly puppy

Bernie is a vewy lonely pussy cat dese days cos me is de only pussy cat here. Bernie do not have my Heidi or my Tilly to play wif. Bernie walk awound all de time saying miaow miaow and den Gwand-ma say   "oh poor Bernie. You are lonely without another pussy cat to play with aren't you? Would you like to play with some of Tilly's toys?" so den she looking for one of Tilly's balls to fwow for Bernie to chase but she cannot find dem. Maybe Tilly come home and get dem. Den my Gwand-ma get dat silly dog and turn him on. Him sit dere and go "Woof woof woof woof" at Bernie
Bernie do not like dat dog. It fwighten Bernie. Tilly did not like dat dog eiver. It fwighten her. Only little Aussie who was a vewy bwave pussy cat used to like dat dog. Aussie used to jump on it and westle it to de gwound and turn it off. Hmmmm Aussie was a vewy clever pussy cat. Him can turn  dat silly dog  off by him button in him back.
Bernie wun away and hide under Gwand-ma bed. Den Gwand-ma turn off dat silly puppy dog and put him back under de pot plant so him can wemind pussy cats not to climb up dat pot plant.
Den Bernie wants to go out to de laundwy so me wun vewy fast past dat silly dog. Me wun fast like Tilly. Now me know why Tilly wun fast out dere. She wunning fast past dat silly dog.
Gwand-ma say "Oooh dat liven you up a bit old Bern"
Miaommmph!
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

waiting waiting

Today Bernie wake up fwom him morning nap and me have a bi-i-i-i-i-i-g stwetch.
Den me fink "Oooh dat was lots of sleeps. Now it be time for my Katy and my Hughie to come and bisit"
So Bernie wun outside and me sit on de fwont vewandah and me waiting and waiting and waiting.
Soon Gwand-da come and say "What are you doing there Mr. Bern?"
Bernie say "Miaow" wot means "Me is waiting for my Katy and my Hughie to come"
Gwand-da say "Oh no it is a long time. There are lots more sleeps. There are 48 human sleeps and that is 192 pussy cat sleeps."
Bernie say "Oh No Miaow miaow miaow. Dat more dan last time. " and Gwand-da tell me dat maybe Gwand-ma do not count dem vewy dood.
Den him say if Bernie only has fwee sleeps evewy day it be only 144 sleeps.. But Bernie decides to only count de human sleeps cos den my Katy and my Hughie will come in 48 sleeps and dat is much faster.
Love fwom Bernie

Sunday, 19 May 2013

Bisitors gone home

Now my Uncle Tim and my Aunty Lily has gone home.
It was nmy Unclue Tim's birfday on Sattyday so my Gwand-ma make a birfday cake and put candles on it. Farver Phil come to dindins cos him can sing happy birfday vewy dood.
Dem would not let Bernie go in de dining woom when dem having dindins. Bernie miawo and miaow at dat door vewy loud and den evewybody give Bernie some of dat nice wiener schnitzel so me happy.
Den all de peoples sings Happy Birfday to Tim and dem make a big loud singing noise. Bernie go "miaow miaow". Dat dood fun.
Today we plant lots of new twees in our garden. Soon dem gwow big.
When my Aunty Lily and my Uncle Tim gone home,  Bernie and Gwand-ma gone over to Mavis place and we has a cup of coffee. Bernie is allowed to go in Mavis House cos dat is my Aunty Mavis. We is dood fwends. Aunty Mavis tell Bernie dat him can catch lots of mousies if me likes. So me had a look but me cannot find any so me gone home.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 17 May 2013

More bisitors

Soon my Uncle Tim and my Aunty Lily comes to bisit. We waiting for dem. Gwand-ma always make de bed and put clean towels and a choccie on dat towel. My Uncle Tim and my Aunty Lily likes dat.
We always put pwetty flowows and Bernie helps to get dem.     ooooh dem is here!
Luv fwom  huwwying   Bernie

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Fwee sleeps gone

Bernie had a sleep last night until about time for de bong bong clock to do de first bong bong in de morning.  Den Bernie had him bweakfast. Den me had annuvver sleep until evewybody got up and me had a more bweakfast. Den me had a little walk awound and den me had a dood sleep on de lounge. Dat where Bernie always have him sleep in de morning.
Dat fwee sleeps gone. Now dere is only 116 sleeps before my Katy and my Hughie comes to bisit.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 14 May 2013

Ooooh Aaaaah aaaagh

Today Gwand-da gone in de shower. Den him start saying Ooooh  aaaaah   aaaaahhhh.
Bernie wun in de ensuite and see him.
Him saying aaaaah   aaaaah.
Bernie say "Miaow miaow" wot means "Get out of dere cos it hurts my Gwand-da"
But Gwand-da just say "Ooooohh dat warm water is very nice on my poor sore bits"
Bernie say "miaowmmmph!"  wot means "You's a nutter!"
Den me gone and have one of de sleeps. Now dere be only 119 sleeps left.
Luv fwom Bernie

Time to count sleeps

My Gwand-ma tell me dat my Katy and my Hughie comes to bisit. She tell me dem comes in about 120 sleeps. Now Bernie is going to be vewy busy having all dem sleeps.
Bernie will always tell evewybody how many sleeps is left when me wites my blog.
Do it count if me falls asleep in de middle of my blog?
Me has to find out about dat.
Luv fwom vewy happy Bernie

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Sunday, 5 May 2013

A important list

My Mummy and my Gwand-ma made a important list. It got all our fwends on it and it say how dem likes to have dem tea or coffee.
Dat is so when our important fwends comes to visit, we will know how to make deir tea or coffee wifout asking dem.
Even Bernie is on dat list.
Bernie have him tea wif just milk and no sugar and no tea.
And me has my coffee a bit like dat. For coffee me has milk wif no sugar and no coffee.
So now evewybody knows how Bernie has him tea and coffee.
You can make me a cup of tea or coffee when me comes to visit you.
Sanks you vewy much
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 3 May 2013

A bit quiet now

Bernie fink it be too quiet here now dat Bernie is de only pussy cat. Bernie do not have anyone to talk pussy cat to. Maybe Bernie should go over de woad and talk to Uncle Dawwen's pussy cat.
Or maybe me could be fwends wif Mr New's pussy cats. One of dem is like Heidi and one is like Tilly but dem is not Heidi and Tilly, so it just make Bernie sad.
We is still planting plants. We has got lots to plant.
Bernie was just out dere talking to dem plants dis morning when my Gwand-ma come and water dem. Bernie jump out of de way quickly quickly so me do not get wet. Bernie sit up on top of de Barbecue.
My Mummy tell me dat de parf do not say Bernie. it say Bernie's uvver name wot is Sleigh. But evewybody in dis house has got dat name. Dat is cos we is de Sleigh Family.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 2 May 2013

Going outside

My Mummy always wousing at Bernie when me go outside in de night time. She wowwying dat a norty boogie man might get Bernie.
My Mummy do not have to wowwy cos Bernie will scwatch dat boogie man and make him let go of Bernie.
Me do not like staying inside all de time. Me has to go outside for a little bit of fwesh air evewy now and den.
We has been planting lots of fings in our garden. Gwand-da likes de plants wot my Mummy buy in Nawwandewa because dem is little and my Gwand-da do not have to dig a big hole.
Now we has some more parfs. My Mummy tell me it spells out Bernie name. It say "Bernie"
Dat vewy dood.
Luv fwom Bernie