Monday, 28 October 2013

Some visitors

Today we have some visitors but dem do not stay vewy long at our house.
It be my Aunty Debbie and Uncle Gweg. Dem is de Mummy and Daddy of my dood fwend Joel wot stay wif us when him putting tiles in our new house.
Aunty Debbie give Bernie some very nice head scwatches and cuddles.  Dem is vewy nice peoples and Bernie say dat dem can come and visit whenever dem likes.
Our catmint has bootiful flowows on it and it is de pwettiest plant in de back yard. My Gwand-ma pick some of dem pwetty flowows and put dem in a vase wif sweet peas.
Luv fwom Bernie


Sunday, 27 October 2013

A dood idea about pussy cat birfdays

Pussy cats gwows four times as fast as humans. So when Bernie is twelve me is weally like 64 for a human.
It goes like dis. When a pussy cat is one year old dat is like a hguman wot is fifteen. When a pussy cat is two years old dat is like a human wot is 24.  Den we gwows 4 years evewy year so now when Bernie 12 me is like a human wot is 64. So dat means dat if all my dood fwends want to know when my birfday is dem can give me pwesents on de 14th of Januawy wot is de same day as my Uncle Paul's birfday. Me will be like a human being 65 den. And den me has annuvver birfday on 14th Apwil and annuvver birfday on 14th July and den my wegular birfday on 14th October.
So do not wowwy if you forgot dat birfday cos me has  lots.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 21 October 2013

Fankyous

Fankyou to all of dese kind peoples what give Bernie a bootiful birfday pwesent:
Gwand-ma.    Gwand-ma give Bernie a bootiful little statue of a echidna to put in him courtyard wot me share wif my Mummy. My Mummy has a turtle in dat courtyard and now Bernie have a echidna.
Jaffa:    jaffa give Bernie a speshul birfday lick and she do not even know what a birfday is so Bernie tell her.
Bernie did not get any more birfday pwesents.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 12 October 2013

Annuvver fing about Birfdays

Bernie wemember sumfing else about birfdays.
If anyone wants to give Bernie a nice birfday card wif dem pwesent, dat OK. Bernie eat dat too.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 11 October 2013

Bernie's Birfday Soon

Soon it be Bernie's Birfday. Bernie will be 12 years old. If Bernie be a human person, me would be 64 years old. Dat is nearly as old as my Gwand-ma. Dat is older dan my Mummy.
How can somebody be older dan dem Mummy? Dat silly.
Anyway, evewybody will be wanting to know what to give bernie for a Birfday pwesent so me wite a list for dem.  Evewybody do not need to give Bernie EVEWYFING on dis list. Only some fings is good. Bernie is not a gweedy Pussy cat.
Here is de list:
10 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif fishies in it
12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif beef in it
 8 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif sardines in it
20 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif chookie in it
15 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif mackewel in it
12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif tuna in it
14 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif lamb in it
10 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif salmon in it
12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif pwawns in it
12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif steak in it
10 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif duck in it
  9 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif shwimp in it
12 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif pork in it
11 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif kangawoo in it
10 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif liver in it
 6 tins of yummy pussy cat dindins wif oysters in it
 3 cartons of yummy pussy cat milk
10 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif fishies in it
12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif beef in it
 8 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif sardines in it
20 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif chookie in it
15 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif mackewel in it
12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif tuna in it
14 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif lamb in it
10 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif salmon in it
12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif pwawns in it
12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif steak in it
10 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif duck in it
  9 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif shwimp in it
12 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif pork in it
11 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif kangawoo in it
10 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif liver in it
 6 sachets of yummy pussy cat dindins wif oysters in it 
Bernie do not mind if people do not put vewy pwetty wapping paper on him birfday pwesents. Me can easy undo wapping paper wot is not so pwetty but Bernie knows dat all him fwends luvs Bernie so much dat dem will all want to put pwetty wapping paper on. So dat is OK. 
Bernie will put speshul fankyous to evewybody on him blog.
Luv fwom Bernie


A night time visitor

Last night dat gwey cat what sometimes wander awound come inside our house fwough de dat door in de laundwy.
It a clever pussy cat cos it knows about cat doors.
It bleedin lots of blood evewywhere.
It wun in de barfwoom and jump up on de window sill.
It put blood in de barf and on de walls and de floor and de window sill.
My Gwand-ma have a look. It do not like anyone to come vewy close to it so Bernie and Jaffa just watching fwom out de door.
My Mummy give it some of our dindins and a dwink of our water.
My Gwand-ma talk soft so him do not be fwightened but it still gwowling. My Gwand-ma say she finks it get wunned over by a car cos it got its paws hurt like pussy cats do when dem get hit my a car.
We leave de cat flap open so it can go home if it wants to and duwing de night it decide to go home so now we do not know where it is.
Bernie will let evewybody know de news when we find out what happened.
Luv fwom Bernie


Thursday, 10 October 2013

Where dat big snake gone?

My Aunty Ollie what lives acwoss de woad fwom me find a big snake skin in her fwont garden wite near her letter box.
A big snake leave it dere when it gwow a new skin.
Snakes can gwow a new skin when dem get too big for dat uvver skin.
It alweady a big skin so dat snake must be a giant snake.
Oh no, Little Jaffa, Do not go outside. Bernie is vewy careful when me go outside. Please evewybody be vewy careful when you goes near dem big weeds.
Maybe dat naughty big snake will twy and get some eggs what Uncle Mark's chook lay and it will get caught in de speshul mesh what Uncle Mark put dere to pwotect him chooks.
Maybe we needs to get some of dat speshul mesh to protect our place.
But dont wowwy. If Bernie see dat snake, Bernie will get him fast.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 5 October 2013

Watching my little sister

When my Mummy and my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma goes outside to do some gardening, little Jaffa is allowed outside too.
Dis morning Gwand-ma come out on her own wif just me and Jaffa so she put a little weins on Jaffa and tie a wope to it and tie dat wope to de chair what Gwand-ma sit on. Little Jaffa did not complain. She just sit wif us in de shade and watching Gwand-ma. Bernie stay dere wif her so she will not twy to wun away.
Den later evewybody outside and so little Jaffa  did not have her weins on. She can wun awound de yard.
Bernie keep watching her and whenever my Mummy say "Bernie where is Jaffa?" Bernie look stwaight at her and dat show my Mummy where she is.
Bernie told people before in him blog dat pussy cats look at somefing to show you where it is. Dat is how pussy cats point to it. We do not point a little paw.
But Bernie is vewy dood. Me keep watching dat little pussy cat what is my little sister. And Bernie always knows where she is so me can tell my Mummy.
Luv fwom Bernie