Friday, 30 May 2014


A vewy nice man help Gwand-ma fix her 'puter so now me can post to my blog easy again.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Wemembered Lesson Number 1

Ah! me wemembered dat lesson number one and me got into de car. Den de next day nobody stop to let Bernie get in.
How me learn to dwive de motor car if dem do not let Bernie get in?
Me still twying to learn de wules. "Give way to a ambulance" Oh boy if a ambulance come near Bernie when me is dwiving de car, me hide under de seat.
Bernie has a big pwoblem. Bernie is too little to weach de pedals and steer de car at de same time. So how me going to dwive dat car? Who has got a dood idea to help Bernie so me can be de first pussy cat in de world to get a dwivers licence?
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 24 May 2014

Oh No, Forgot dat lesson number 1

Bernie forgot lesson number 1 what is Get in de car.
Two times when Gwand-ma stop de car and open de door, Bernie do not get in.
Me wemembered to lick de door but me forgot what to do next.
Now it will take a long long time before me learns to dwive dat car.
Maybe Bernie can learn to wide a motor bike.
Me will ask my Uncle Tim cos him knows about motor bikes.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 21 May 2014

Getting L Plates

My Mummy tell me dat me has to learn all de woad wules so me can get L plates. Bernie was weading de woad wules and dem vewy hard.
"Do not dwive too fast." Ooooh! Bernie too fwightened to dwive fast so dat one is OK.
"Do de indicator when you is turning awound a corner." Hmmm what is a indicator?
"Do not stop in fwont of a dwiveway." Well OK if you says so but what about my dwiveway? Can Bernie stop dere?
You see it vewy hard for a little pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 17 May 2014

Some Interwesting news

Bernie has some interesting news for all my blog weaders.
Bernie is going to be de first pussy cat in de world to get a dwivers licence.
My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and my Mummy is all teaching Bernie how to dwive a bwwwwmm bwwwwm car.
First of all when dem comes home fwom somewhere, Bernie wun out to meet de car because Bernie is de butler. You wemembers about dat doesn't you?
Well den dem stop de car and open de door and Bernie get in.
Dat is de first lesson.
Lesson Number 1. Get In De Car.
Bernie has nearly learned how to do dat dood. First me has to lick de door. Dat is what pussy cats do.
Lesson Number 2. Look wound de wite way.
Today my Gwand-ma say "Do you want to learn how to steer the car Bernie?" but Bernie was looking de wong way. Bernie was on her lap and looking at her not out de fwont. So dat why we has to have dat lesson number 2.
Lesson Number 3 is "Put your paws on de steerwing wheel.
Dat is a vewy hard one because dat steerwing wheel is much wider dan Bernie little arms can weach.
Me twy to stand on de steerwing wheel and hold on to de top but dat too hard.
So me is up to lesson 3 and me still has to pwactise all dem uvver lessons.
Luv fwom Learner dwiver pussy cat Bernie.