Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Big storm

Today we had a vewy big storm and a big twee blow down acwoss de woad. Dat is all
Luv fwom bernie

Sunday, 25 November 2012

Too hot day

Today is a too hot Day.
Aunty Lily try to weed de garden but Gwand-ma and Gwand-da tell her to stop doin dat cos she will get a sun stwoke.
So she come inside and eat some chewwies.
Me do not want to wite any more blog cos it too hot.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Me can still luv peoples even when it is hot.

Friday, 23 November 2012

Evewyone tired

Today evewybody be tired except my Mummy gone to school.
Dat naughty Tilly scwatch my Gwand-ma vewy bad so when my Mummy come home she clip Tilly claws. She do it gently and do not cut in de bit what hurt but Tilly still do not like getting it done. She bite hard.
But now she is OK and Berni twying to tell her not to scwatch.
Luv fwom bernie

Thursday, 22 November 2012

Kwismus cards

Today Gwand-ma and Gwand-da was witing out Kwismus cards for all de fwends. Bernie wanted to wite on  some cards for Bernie fwends too so Bernie find some nice ones and me wite on dem for my best fwends.

It take me a long time to wite on dem cos it hard for pussy cats to hold a pen. My Gwand-ma had to help me but we got it done and my Gwand-ma wite de addwess on de envelope.
My Gwand-da say him will buy some dood Kwismus stamps to put on Bernie cards.
Now me wait and see if anybody send Bernie some kwismus cards.
Heee heeee. Tilly do not even know about Kwismus. What will she fink of de Kwismus Twee.
Oh Oh Bernie knows what she will fink!  Here come kwismus twee balls evewywhere.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 21 November 2012

long plastic sausages

Some mans came yesserday and dig holes in de fwont garden. Den dey put pipes in dem. Den dey cover dem up. Maybe dem pipes is dead and dat why dey buwwied. Today annuver man came and put long bwown plastic sausages all over our garden. He say dem is hoses and dey will water our garden whenever we tell it to. He put de instwuctions in de box and now dat hose knows when to water our garden. Dat vewy clever. Bernie fink dat is vewy dood because now my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and my Mummy does not have to get de hose and water de garden. And you know why dat is dood? Dat is dood because sometimes when dey is waterwing de garden dey gets mixed up and dey accidentally on purpose waters Bernie.
Now de hoses and pipes what de mans put in our garden yesserday and today is clipped in place and dem cannot jump up and water poor little Bernie.
Me vewy pleased about dat.
Luv fwom bernie

Tuesday, 20 November 2012

Dwiving me nuts

Dat Tilly is dwiving me nuts.
Bernie is sick of getting his tail bit. Tilly finks it is a funny game to bite Bernie tail but Bernie do not want to play dat game any more.
Please tell Tilly dat Bernie is sick of dat silly Tilly game.
Gwand-ma put some of Bernie dindins up on a high bench what is too high for Tilly to jump up to so Bernie can jump up dere and get away fwom silly Tilly.
Today my Uncle Matt come to visit because he got Tilly's bwuvver pussy cat what is called Basil and Basil is now Uncle Matt's cat. So we is welated to each uvver now by cat.
My Gwand-ma and my Mummy and my Gwand-da is covered wif scwatches fwom dat naughty little pussy cat what do not pull her claws in yet.
Sometimes she be vewy soft and gentle and pat someone very soft wif no claws out but she has to learn to do dat all de time. Oh dear. Me suppose it is Bernie job to teach her dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 19 November 2012

A adventure

Today Bernie decided dat me wanted to have a adventure.
But me did not know what sort of a adventure.
Maybe Bernie could twy and find buwied tweasure.
So me went awound looking for places dat Bernie could dig in. Bernie looked all fwough de house and de only place dat Bernie could find dat me could dig in was Tilly's kitty litter.
Well Bernie digged in dat and Oh my Oh yukky my! Me found sumting what was definitely NOT tweasure.
Oh Poopy poo. No dood buwied tweasure dere.
So den me went out fwough de cat door and looked under some of de mulch what de peoples put evewywhere.
No buwied tweasure dere. Just hard gwound and some weeds.
Oh dear. Dis was not turning out to be a dood adventure.
Den Bernie looked in his Mummy vegabul garden. Guess what me found? Me found a dood tweasure for my Mummy.
It called a onion.
My Mummy likes dat so me found a dood buwied tweasure after all.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 18 November 2012


Today Bernie was vewy busy helping wif de garden.
First me had to watch Gwand-ma waterwing de garden for a long time.
Den me had to watch Gwand-da weeding de garden.
Dat taked all morning.
Den Bernie was tired out so me had to have a sleep. Bernie decided dat he would have a dood sleep in de garden so dat what me did.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 17 November 2012

Quiet day

Evewybody has a quiet day today. We is still wecovewing fwom all de work to make de house nice and cook lots of fings for de ladies what came to visit.
Dem was dood ladies cos dem washed up after it.
Now we is making sure dat de house looks vewy nice and clean and tidy and we is taking pikchas of our dood house so we can put dem on flickr.
Den my Katy and my Hughie and my Saffy and my Uncle Matt can see dis house. But Uncle Matt alweady saw it when him come to visit.
And guess what!
My Uncle Matt gone and got one one Tilly's bwuvvers to live wif him. It was a little boy kitten called Basil. Now we is welated to my Uncle Matt by cat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 15 November 2012

Lots of ladies

Lots of ladies come today and farver  Fil. Dey walk awound de house and spwinkles holywater. But Bernie cannot see any holes in it. Gwand-ma tell Farver  Fil dat de blessings should be much bigger in hot wevva and him should spwinkle lots of water not just a little bit. Bernie happy for just a little bit.
Den evewybody has arfternoon tea and de cakes we made turns into lots more cakes cos dem ladies bwings hundweds of cakes.
Evewybody loves little Tilly. She wun awound and show dem how bootiful she is. Den she fall asleep on a lady's bag.
Now evewybody gone home so we can have a dood west.
Luv fwom Bernie

Busy Day

Evewybody was vewy bsy today getting weady for someting tomorow what Bernie do not know what it is.
Lots of ladies coming to visit.
Bernie had to mind Tilly.
Me give her lots of licks and cuddles and she likes dat.
She likes cuddles fwom evewybody.
She climb wight up someones twousers and on to de person's shoulders or head. If de person is not wearing twousers you will hear a big yelling noise what sounds like "oooOwwww Tilly dat is my legs you are putting your claws into."
She just likes to have cuddles so she climbs up and gets a cuddle when she wants one.
Dat a dood idea.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Beam her out Scottie

Hee hee, Bernie and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da and my Mummy is all laughing at a little joke.
Dat little Tilly goes in de little tunnel to de cat door. She do not know it is a door what can push open to go outside.
She see Bernie go in it and den she wun up and get in it but Bernie not dere. Bernie gone outside. She do not know how Bernie gone outside. She fink it magic.
She look all wound it inside dere to find a magic hole but she can't find one.
One day when she get bigger she might bump dat door and den she find out.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 12 November 2012

Just hangin awound

Bernie do not do much today. me just hangin awound. We has to be careful because dat little kitten  called Tilly nearly learned how to go out de cat door. If she go out she might get lost and we do not want dat to happen.
Gwand-da speshully  like dis little kitten because she wemind him of him vewy own speshul favwite pussy cat called Aussie.
Here is a pikcha of Aussie so you can see how him look like Tilly. Aussie had a pikcha of de shape of Austwalia on him face. Dat why him called Aussie. It a bit hard to see.


Sunday, 11 November 2012

Git it a bit wong

Bernie finks dat little pussy cat called Tilly has got a bit mixed up. She has a funny way of eating out of our double bowls. My Mummy take a picture so Bernie can show all his dood fwends what he means.
Hmmm we has to tell her somehow.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 8 November 2012

Wash dat bum

Me forgot to tell evewyone.
Yesserday me found out dat de little kitten called Tilly what come to live here do not know how to wash her bum.
So Bernie wash it for her.
Me wash and wash it for a long time until it nice and clean.
She just stand dere and let Uncle Bernie wash it. Me do not want to be her Daddy cos my Mummy do not want to be a Gwand-ma.
So now Tilly has a clean bum.
Today our fwend come to visit.
He is Kyroun and he is 10 years old and he knows all about pussy cats and he is playing wif Tilly. Dem is having dood fun and so dat means Tilly stop twying to catch Bernie tail. Fank goodness.
Luv from Bernie.

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

A sad fing what happened

When Bernie was not doing his blog, a vewy sad fing happened.
Dat bootiful pussy cat called Polly got vewy sick and died.
My Uncle Tim and my Aunty Lily bring her here and she is buwied in our garden. She has a nice blue bird barf on her gwave. My Gwand-ma said it is not finished yet so she is not going to give me a picture for it until it is all finished. We will get a little sign wif witing  (writing) on it to say what it is.
Evewybody was vewy sad and we all was cwying.
We did plant some speshul flower bushes near it what birdies love so dem will come to dat bird barf. Polly loves birdies.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

Dat kitten still here

Dat kitten called Tilly is still here. She learning how to give Bernie a kiss. She wun awound evewywhere vewy fast. Dere is a little black ball of fur wunning awound wif a teeny tiny tail sticking up. She always wanting cuddles and she cwawl down de fwont of my Mummy dwess and peak out de top and play peep bo wif Bernie.
I fink she belong to Gwand-da cause him fink of her name and she nearly knows her name alweady.
She knows how to use dat kitty litter which is dood cause we does not want to clean up a mess.
She has her dindins in Gwand-ma and Gwand-da ensuite and Bernie sneak in dere and have a little taste. It taste OK. It is baby kitten dindins.
But you know what? She has a taste of Bernie big pussy cat dindins too sometimes. But Bernie does not wouse at her. She do not eat much cause her tummy is too little.
Well now you knows all about Tilly,
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 5 November 2012

Back to de blog

Well Bernie did not post to his blog for a long time because me was vewy busy.
Me was hatching some little chickens and my Mummy take some pikchas but she did not give dem to me yet so me cannot put dem on my blog.
Today we got a new someone come to live wif us.
It is a tiny tiny little kitten and it is a girl kitten called Tilly.
Me twy to give her a kiss but she do not kiss me back so me hiss at her.
My Mummy say she too little to know about kisses for stwange big boy cats.
Bernie will find a pikcha of her so me can put it on my blog but you do not need a pikcha if you can fink about a fat fuwy tummy - (black fur) wiggling awound wif four tiny little legs and a tiny tail and dere is also a tiny head wif dark gwey eyes. - and a big puwwy noise..
Luv fwom Bernie