Saturday, 30 June 2012

Oh No my Katy sick

My Katy say she sick. Me hope she do not have my Gwand-ma or my Gwand-da sick cos dem is howwible sicks. How can Bernie help his Katy get better soon?
Me send lots of dood licks and miaows to my Katy  cos me luv my Katy lots and lots.
And me luv my Hughie too. Me hope my Hughie helps to take care of my Katy.
Luv fwom Bernie
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Friday, 29 June 2012

more gwass

Now we got more gwass in our back yard. Unca Michael and Unca Wobert put it dere. Den dey cover it up wif sand to keep it warm in winter.
Unca Phil come and have dindins wif us.
Bernie do not like dat clock going bong bong at me just when me walking past so Gwand-ma tell it not to bong bong any more tonight and guess what! It stopped.
My Mummy wants to move de furniture in our bedwoom and she twying to work out where to put it. Me twy to help but she sitting on my chair.
Today me was a vewy dood pussy. Gwand-ma wanted a cuddle so me jump up and sit on her lap. My Gwand-ma got a sore knee so Bernie was very careful and me did not step on her knee. Me did not sit on dat dore knee eiver.
Den when me jump down me still did not step on her sore knee. Dat is because Bernie is a vewy careful, clever, dood, kind, considewate, pashent, gentle, beautiful, wonderful pussy cat.
My Gwand-ma come and wead dis while Bernie typing it. She say "Well you are certainly not modest". Bernie say "Oh no! Me do not be modest. Me fink modest is yukkie"
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Bernie find out a sekwet

Today Bernie find out a sekwet. Well maybe it not a sekwet but Bernie did not know it before.
Gwand-ma used to be a pussy cat and gwand-da used to be a pussy cat too.
Me find dat out because Gwand-ma making a noise what sound like a pussy cat hacking up a fur ball and Gwand-da making a funny noise when he bweave like a pussy cat purr.
So now Bernie finking about when me gwows up and gwows into a human. Dat will be vewy dood cos humans can open doors and get my pussy cat dindins whenever dem like. Dey just get it out of de cupboard.
Dat easy.
Maybe dat what happen to Heidi. Maybe she gwowed into a human. Me looking at all de humans awound here to see if any of dem got yellow eyes and ginger and black hair like Heidi.
Me vewy happy to find out about dat.
Luv fwom Bernie


Mummy getting Gwand-da

My Mummy go away. Bernie Miaow vewy loudly at de door when she gone but my Gwand-ma tell me she gone to get my Gwand-da.
Me still mowing vewy loud until she come home.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 25 June 2012

Gwand-da and Heidi still gone

Oh Miaow miaow Bernie is sad cos his litta Heidi still do not come home and my Gwand-da still do not come home.
Bernie do not like it when my family goes away. Me walk awound de house saying MIAOW vewy loud cos me twying to call dem.
Den me has to go and get a cuddle fwom someone.
Den me has a litta nap and when me wake up me go and see if me can find dem again.
Oh dear. Bernie wish he know how to find evewybody. Bernie do not want anybody to go away any more.
Luv fwom Bernie

Mummy home and Gwand-da gone

My Mummy was visiting my Unca Tim and Aunty Lily but now she come home.
Me miss my Mummy so me spend lots of time sittin on Gwand-ma lap and having dood cuddles.
Den my Gwand-da go somewhere wif Aunty Mavis. My Gwand-ma do not go cos she do not walk dood.
When my Gwand-da come home him feelin sick so my Gwand-ma wing up a lady and she say he need to go to de hospital but Gwand-ma cannot dwive him dere so she send a ambulance.My Gwand-ma wing my Aunty Mavis and she come over just when dat ambulance mans come.
Dem mans come and put a fing on Gwand-da face so him can bweave better and den dey take him to de hospital.
Den Aunty Kim come and den my Mummy come home. We was supposed to have some dindins weady for my Mummy but we did not have any food to cook except Gwand-ma found some tuna.
Den My Mummy had to take some fings to my Gwand-da in de hospital and Bernie cwying cos me fink my Mummy going away again.
But my Aunty Kim start makin de dindins and my Gwand-ma and my Aunty Mavis help her and  my Mummy come home and we all eat some dindins and watch de TV and den Aunty Kim and Aunty Mavis gone home but my Gwand-da still in de hospital.
Bernie goes and has a big cuddle wif him Mummy.
Evewybody likes to have Mummy cuddles.
Luv fwom Bernie


Saturday, 23 June 2012

Clever pussy cat talkin peoples

My dood fwend Hughie can talk pussy cat language. Me did not know dat. On my blog he say in pussy cat language :My favouwite dindins is ice cweam wif tomato sauce and some lettuce on top. Me also like cheese wif custard and bwoccolli."
Me did not know dat my Hughie like dose fings.
My Katy send me a special message in Kookabuwwa language. She say "My Daddy wearing my Mummy bwa and he put some potatoes in it so he got boobies. When he wun outside to put de cloves on de line cos it waining dem fall out and goes boing boing boing. He always put de cloves on de line when it waining and take dem off when de sun shining."
Dem is such clever talking peoples.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 21 June 2012

Miaow miaow

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Oh dear! me is telling everybody what happen in pussy cat language. Me should tell you in human language.
OK me start again and say it in human language.
Nuffing happen
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 20 June 2012

Bernie looks after Gwand-ma

Today my Mummy go to school to teach de childwen and my Gwand-da go somewhere else.
Dat means dat only Bernie to take care of Gwand-ma wif her sore paw.
First me go to her bedwoom and miaow at her and jump up and give her a cuddle.
Den me say "miaow miaow" wot means "Get out of bed and get me my dindins you silly old Gwand-ma"
Gwand-ma say "I can't get up on my own because I need to get my big funny boot on and I can't do that on my own"
So Bernie wun out to de fwont door and call Gwand-da and soon him come and put Gwand-ma boot on and den him go away again.
Den Gwand-ma twying to tidy some fings so Bernie sit on her lap and help her.
Dat de best way to help Gwand-ma cos she walk so funny wif dat boot and some big sticks dat she might fall over boom again so Bernie sit on her to hold her still.
Den Gwand-da come home and Bernie miaow at him to get Gwand-ma some lunch. Den Gwand-ma twying to sweep dat floor wif dat funny bwoom what Uncle Tim and Aunty Lily give her so Bernie sit on de kitchen bench and watch. First me sit on de end near de stove den me move up to de uvver end when she sweepin dere. Me watch dood so she do not miss any bits.
Phew me get vewy tired after all dat lookin after Gwand-ma
Luv fwom Bernie



Tuesday, 19 June 2012

Not so much miaowing

Today me do not do so much miaowing. It waining but Unca Michael come and talk about de garden.
Me gone outside to look for Heidi again but me still cannot find her.
Dere is lots more twains going on our wailway line. Me hope dem do not fwighten my Heidi.
Maybe she wun away cos she fwightened of dem twains.
Aunty Mavis come and visit and my Gwand-ma and Aunty Mavis doing somefing on dis puter. Me help dem.
Me fink we might get a noo litta pussy cat to keep Bernie company. But what happen when Heidi come home? Me tell her to love dat noo litta pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie


Monday, 18 June 2012

Lots of miaowing

Tonight Bernie was doing lots of miaowing because me wanted to have a talk wif evewybody. After dindins me went outside and twy to find Heidi again but me could not find her.
When Bernie say miaow miaow miaow lots of times my Mummy always say "What you want Bernie" but sometimes me just want to have a litta chat.
In fwench chat means cat so dat why me likes to chat.
Gwand-ma still walkin wif four foots like Bernie but dem is funny foots.
Sumtimes she go in dat big wheelie chair. Me wants to have a wide in her lap on dat big chair. It dood fun.
Luv fwom Bernie


Saturday, 16 June 2012

Vewy busy cookin helpin Bernie

Today Bernie beed vewy busy helpin my Mummy cook some dindins.
First she put some dindins in a pot to cook and she go to get sumfing.
Den Bernie hear dat pot bubbles vewy loud so me wun and get my Mummy. Me say "Miaow miaow" wot means "Dat pot is cookin too fast" and my Mummy go to de kitchen and she say "Oh Bernie thankyou for telling me. I will turn that down so it does not cook so fast"
Then she go away again to do what she was doin.
Bernie stay in de kitchen to take care of de dindins cookin.
Next Bernie hear a sizzle noise comin fwom dat pot so Bernie wun to him Mummy and say "Miaow miaow" wot means "Me fink dat it is boilin dwy" and my Mummy come wunning to de kitchen and she say "Oh Bernie you are so good. It is just starting to boil dry"
So you see bernie is a vewy clever cookin helpin pussy cat.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Dis is all twue. Bernie do not tell fibs in him blog.

Friday, 15 June 2012

Not much happenin

Today not much happen but we got lots of visitors. Farver Phil come and annuver lady called Jodie and Aunty Mavis and Aunty Kim.
But no litta Heidi
Oh Miaow miaow where is my litta Heidi?
Bernie still cwying for his litta Heidi.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 13 June 2012

My Gwandma's bwoken paw

Me could not wite my blog cos my gwandma leave her puter off. Me has got a dood litta puta in the cwaft woom but me does not know de password yet. When me find out dat password me can always wite my blog on it.
Yessaday my mummy bwing home dat nice new gween chair wot is for me to sleep on when I want to and my Gwand ma got a sore paw. Dat why she leave her puter off. Now she have a new chair what got big big wheels on it. Our gween chair do not have wheels. It stay in our bedwoom, but my Gwandda and my mummy push my gwandma round in dat new big chair wif wheels.
Next time Bernie has a sore foot Unca Jim going to give me a big chair wif wheels so Bernie can wide in it.
Now Bernie has to go and sit in dat chair and see if it dood.
Love fwom Bernie

Monday, 11 June 2012

A holiday

My Mummy do not go to school to teach de childwen today cos it be a holiday. She stay home wif Bernie.
But she still doing school work. She has to see if de childwen do deir school work dood. Bernie help her.
If any of dem not dood Bernie will tear dem up for her.
My Mummy say "Don't tear dem up Bernie" so Bernie do not weally tear dem up but me will if my Mummy wants me to.
My Mummy and my Gwand-ma go and look for Heidi again but she is still hiding. Heidi is a vewy dood hiding pussy cat.
Tonight when my Gwand-ma cooking de dindins, Bernie miaow and miaow until at last she wemember what Bernie want. My Gwand-ma give me a nice litta dwink of milk. Dat what Aunty Barbi give Bernie. She know what Bernie want. Den me just sit on de chair and wait for dindins time.
Me has to do so much miaowing for just one litta dwink of milk. Me pooped after dat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 10 June 2012

Planting more fings

Today be a nice shiny sunny day and my Mummy and my Gwand-da plants lots more litta fings.
Me listen when dem talk about dem. Dem is called Agga Pussys ... or sumfing like dat.
A lady wing up cos she fink she seed Heidi. My Mummy and my Gwand-da go and look but dem do not bwing Heidi home cos dem cannot see dat cat wot dat lady talkin about.
Bernie will go down dere sumtimes and see if Bernie can find Heidi and bwing her home.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 9 June 2012

Aunty Barbi Gone Home

Today my Aunty Barbi gone home. She has to go home to my dood fwend Brr who is too old to come and visit Bernie any more.
My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da dwive her over to annuvver place to get in a bus. When dem comes home my Gwand-ma walkin funny. Dat cos she say she fall down boom at dat place and hurt her foot.
But she OK.
Bernie sad about Aunty Barbi going home cos me had dood fun wif her and she give Bernie lots of cuddles.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 8 June 2012

Me and Aunty Barbi

Today my Mummy gone to school to teach de childwen and my Gwand-da go to annuvver school to teach de teacher.
Den my Aunty Mavis come and my Mummy go wif her to do sumfings.
Dat mean dat it just my Aunty Barbi and me at home.
Bernie miaowing and miaowing so my Aunty Barbi give Bernie a nice litta dwink of milk. Me like dat.
Den we do lots of fings togevver. We cleans de house and Aunty Barbi do lots of washings. Bernie help her.
Bernie show Aunty Barbi where de dirty cloves is kept and where de washing machine live. Bernie show Aunty Barbi where dat cloves line is and where dat dwyer is.
Lucky Bernie know dese fings.
When Bernie finished Bernie too tired to cook din dins so Gwand-da get Chinese and Bernie eat some den he have a dood sleep.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 7 June 2012

My Mummy gone

Today my Mummy gone to school to teach de childwen. Dat OK. Bernie know about school.
Den my Mummy gone somewhere and Bernie cwy.
My Gwand-ma and my Aunty Barbi say she just gone to de supermarket but Bernie still cwying and twy to go wif her.
Me Miaow at de door and den me wun awound to my cat flap and look out it but it dark and my Mummy not dere.
Den my Gwand-ma has a dood idea. She wing my Mummy on de tellems phone and den my Mummy say hello to Bernie.
Bernie can hear his Mummy and me purr at dat phone and snuggle up to it.
Den me go and have a nice cuddle wif Aunty Barbi.
Den me do not cwy for my Mummy any more. My Mummy come home soon.
Me fwightened dat my Mummy go away like Litta Heidi.
She still is not home.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 6 June 2012

Still on my own

Bernie still does not have his litta Heidi to play wif. Dat vewy sad. Me wish she find her way home soon.
Today my Gwand-ma and my Aunty Barbi plant lots of tiny baby flowow miaows.
Dem get a bit muddy but not lots.
My Mummy help dem too when school finished and den my Gwand-da help too.
Now all dem litta baby flowowmiaows is planted. Bernie help by watching carefully to make sure dem all do it dood. Bernie sit up in de twailer and watch fwom dere.
When dem finished, my Gwand-ma sweep de cement bits and my Aunty Barbi help her by scwaping de mud off and my Mummy give dem litta baby flowowmiaows a nice dwink wif de hose.
Bernie wun away for dat bit cos me fwightened dat hose might squirt Bernie.
Luv fwom Bernie


Tuesday, 5 June 2012

People helping

Now our Aunty Barbi come to visit so she help us find Heidi.
Two boys comes to help. Dem is called Kywoon and Bywon. Dem widing on deir bikes and asking people if dey see our litta Heidi.
Bernie has to be de home person in case Heidi comes home. Me needs to give her some din dins and give her a dood lik so she feel happy anbd take care of her until my Mummy and my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da comes home.
My Mummy not feeling vewy well today cos she gone to de dentist and him pull out a toof. Miaouch!
Luv fwom Bernie


Monday, 4 June 2012

Still looking for Heidi

Today my Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da has to go somewhere and my Mummy gone to school.
Bernie minding de house.
Den a man wing up and say he fink he might see Heidi.
My Mummy and me go and have a look but we can't see dat cat and it do not sound like Heidi.
My Mummy say dat soon we has Heidi pikcha in de noos paper and evewybody be looking for her.
Me hope she come home soon.
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 3 June 2012

Litta Heidi still not home

Oh Miaow Miaow miaow
My litta Heidi is still lost.
Evewybody looking evewywhere for her but we cannot find her.
She lost and fwightened and hiding somewhere. She must be a vewy vewy hungwy and fwightened pussy cat.
Maybe a big dog chase her.
Me wish she could wun back home.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 2 June 2012

Miss Beff come to visit

Miss Beff and her Nanna and Pa come to visit and we all had a nice dindins in de noo dining woom. Except poor Bernie not allowed in dat noo dining woom but me does not like minestwone soup anyway.
Litta Heidi has still not come home and we all getting vewy wowwied about her.
Now it waining and cold.
Oh where is my litta Heidi?
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 1 June 2012

Heidi Gone Away

My litta Heidi has gone away.
When we come home fwom de vet she wun under Unca Wobert car and she stay dere while my Mummy and my Gwand-ma gone to de supermarket.
Den she wun away somewhere and got lost.
She did not come home for her dindins yesserday and she did not come home for her dindins today.
She must be a vewy hungwy pussy cat.
Evewybody is vewy sad.
If anybody know where our dear litta Heidi is can dey please bwing her home to us.
Luv fwom Bernie