Monday, 31 December 2012


Evewybody likes dem pwesents vewy much. Aunty Kim bwing Tilly a pwesent what is a tunnel for her to wun in. She play in it  lots and lots.
Me was vewy glad dat Gwand-ma send dat slidey fing to my Katy and my Hughie cos Bernie do not like playing wif fings wot got water.
Our garden is turning into a pwetty garden and Tilly and Bernie does lots of helping. My Gwand-ma say soon she put a pikcha of it on de internet so evewybody can see it.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 27 December 2012

We had a Kwismuss

We had a Kwismuss. My Aunty Lily and Uncle Tim came to visit. Aunty Lily is fwightenedf of Tilly cos Tilly might scwatch her.
Santa Claus come and put some pwesents in a stocking wif a pussy cat on it for Tilly and me.
Bernie got a handbag of him own cos me likes handbags.
Tilly got some more balls and a little playing mousie to chase.
We also got some packets of Tweats what we like.
We has to keep Tilly out of dat lounge woom so she do not pull de Kwismuss twee down.
Aunty Lily do some weeding in our garden. She love doing weeding.
Luv fwom bernie

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Saw a birdie

Today Bernie saw a birdie out de door. Me wanted to get out quickly so my Gwand-ma move dat little table away from de cat door so me can wun out quickly. De birdie fly away but dat did not matter.
Tilly was playing outside a bit today but she always wun  back inside quickly. She is getting a bit good.
Luv fwom bernie

Nuffing to talk about

Nuffing to talk about so here it is:
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 17 December 2012

Getting to be a bit better

Today Tiily show dat she can spend some time wif Bernie and do not bite my tail.  She was eating her dindins. And she did not push Bernie away because she always wants to eat him Dinner instead of her dindins
Dis is a dood pikcha of us having dindins togevver.

Sunday, 16 December 2012

Bernie miaow getting better

When Bernie say miaow it starting to sound a bit better.
Me only has to have dat medicine one more time and den me finished it all.
Today when Tilly bovver me, my Mummy turn on dat little puppy dog what goes Woof woof wooof wooof woof and den Tilly wun away. She fwightened of it.
Luv fwom Bernie

Saturday, 15 December 2012

Tilly getting to be a little bit good

Tilly did not annoy Bernie so much today. Sometimes she sit dere and watch and do not bite Bernie tail. Dat is vewy dood.
Bernie is getting a little bit better. Dat is because me is a dood pussy cat and take my medicine vewy dood.
A fwend made us a nice dinn er and bwing it wound to our place cos Gwand-da help her do her assignment and she got a dood mark. Den Aunty Mavis come to visit and she have some of dat din dins too.
Tomowwow Gwand-ma and my Mummy goes to see Beff. Uncle Tim and Aunty Lily dwive her to Harden to meet dem and dem has dindins dere.
Bernie sad cos Bernie cannot go.
Me does not like widing in de car.
But Uncle Tim and Aunty Lily coming de next weekend to visit us for Kwissmuss. Dat dood.
Luv fwom Bernie

Friday, 14 December 2012

A quiet day for sick Bernie

Today my Gwand-da take my Gwand-ma somewhere early in de morning and my Mummy gone to school. Before she gone to school, my Mummy make sure dat Tilly and Bernie is in differwent parts of de house.
Dat so Tilly cannot bovver Bernie.
When my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma comes home dem still keeps her away fwom Bernie.
When we wants to get wid of her we puts her in de lounge woom and tells her to play wif de Kwissmuss Twee.
Dat a dood plan.
Luv fwom Bernie

Thursday, 13 December 2012

Bernie is sick

Bernie got a vewy stwange voice. When me say Miaow it sound vewy stwange.
My Mummy take me to de vet. De vet say me got a sore fwoat or me got a fywoid pwoblem. My little fywoid is bigger but dat might be because me is getting to be a old pussy cat.
Dat vet give me some medicine.
Now evewy  time Tilly bovvers Bernie, Gwand-ma and Gwand-da puts her in de cat basket cos she not allowed to annoy poor sick Bernie.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Kwismuss Twee scwuffle plonk

My Gwand-ma and Aunty Mavis put de Kwismuss twee up and den my Gwand-ma and my Mummy put some decorwations on it.
Tilly help dem.
She tell Bernie she help dem but Bernie do not fink she is a dood helping pussy cat.
First she climb wite up dat twee and a little black and white face looking out of dat twee.
Den my Mummy puts pwetty wound balls on de twee and Tilly push dem off and chase dem wound de woom and out de door and down de hall. Wumble wumble wumble plonk when dem hit de wall.
Den a visitor lady come and Gwand-da bwing her in de lounge to see de pwetty Kwismuss twee but Oh dear it not a pwetty kwissmuss twee. It a scwaggy ol waggy kwismuss twee. De pwetty gold chains hanging down de side and de baubles all over de place but not on de twee.
If we wants to have a pwetty kwismuss twee we needs to keep dat Tilly off it.
Luv fwom Bernie.

Monday, 10 December 2012

Gardening talk

My Gwand-ma and my Gwand-da was outside in de fwont garden pulling out de weeds. Bernie was helping. Me watch to make sure dey do not pull out any dood flowows.
My Gwand-ma was bending over wif her bum pointing to de woad past our house.
Aunty Mavis dwive past in her new little white car and she blow de horn at us.
My Gwand-ma say "Oh she is a naughty Aunty Mavis. She blow her horn at my bum. But dat alwight. Me farted back at her"
Luv fwom Bernie

Sunday, 9 December 2012

Miaowing at de door

Dis blog is just like sitting and miaowing at de door. No body comes only sometimes my Mummy comes and sometimes my Gwand-ma or my Gwand-da. In future, Bernie do not wite a blog until he get a weply to de last one.
Luv fwom bernie

Friday, 7 December 2012

Anuvver Day

Anuvver Day come.
Dat always happen after de night.
How come dat always happen?
Maybe one day we has anuvver night  after de night. Dat be a dood change.
Luv fwom  Bernie

Thursday, 6 December 2012

Working OK

Dis plan of keeping Tilly away fwom Bernie is working OK. However, sometimes Bernie hear her cwying cos she want to play wif Bernie. Dat makes Bernie sad. Bernie will like to play wif her but not get my tail bitten. Maybe soon she learn to play a bit quiet.
Today Bernie stay outside a lot. Me stay in my Mummy courtyard. My Gwand-ma bwing me speshul dindins out dere and me also has a speshul bowl of water on de vewandah.  It quite nice out dere. Bernie finds a nice cool pwivate place to have a little sleep.
Luv fwom Bernie

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Pwotecting Bernie

Evewyone  had a talk and dey decided dat dey will pwotect Bernie fwom dat norty Tilly.
She not weally norty because she is just a baby pussy cat but she annoy poor Bernie. She do not give Bernie any peace. She likes to bite Bernie's tail all de time and Bernie do not like getting him tail bit.
So now Bernie stay up one end of de house and Tilly stay de uvver end. Sometimes when someone minds Tilly so she can't annoy Bernie, den we allowed in de same part of de house.
Me hopes dis idea works.
Luv fwom Bernie

Monday, 3 December 2012

Kwismus cloves

My Gwand-ma is making some nice Kwismus cloves for my Katy and my Hughie. Dem kwismus cloves is for dem to wear to Kwismus parties and Kwismus shopping and all dem Kwismus fings what dey do.
Bernie liked dose cloves so much dat me had a dood sleep on dem and decorwate dem wif Bernie Kwismus fur.
Luv  fwom Bernie

Sunday, 2 December 2012

Waining and fings

My Gwand-ma keeps dat naughty kitten called Tilly away fwom Bernie because she is very naughty and she bovvers Bernie.
De uvver day in de night time, Bernie went out and caught a little bunny wabbit. Bernie bwought it inside to show everybody and dey all scweamned for my Mummy to come quick and dey make Bernie let go of it. My Mummy pick it up and pet it but my Gwand-ma say "It dead. It's neck is bwoke". Bernie bite dat bunny hard wound its neck. Me wanted to show Tilly what happen to her if she keep bovverwing Bernie.
My Mummy wouse at me but Bernie do not care. Bernie got lots a farmer fwends and dem do not like Bunny Wabbits.
Luv fwom Bernie