More minding on my own

Oh dear. Today Bernie had to mind de house again on my own because my Mummy and my Gwand-ma went to see my Gwand-da wot is in hospital. Me do not know what hospital means but my Gwand-da is in it. Me hope he OK dere and dat him can come home soon.
Den my dood fwend Matt wot is on facebook come to visit me. Matt wemembers when Bernie used to be a famous wadio emailing pussy cat. Dat a long time ago.
Now me goes to sleep
Luv fwom Bernie

Minding de house all day

Today Bernie be on him own self all day. Evewybody gone away vewy early.
Oh dear miaow miaow it take a lot of work to mind de house all day.
Some winds come and nearly blow it away and me has to hold it tight so it do not blow away.
Some sun come and maybe it will want to cook our house so Bdernie tell it Miaow miaow miaow what means "Do not cook dis house"
Den a car  dwive past and Bernie sit dere and make sure dat is not some people coming here.
Phew! Me vewy tired after all dat minding on my own.
Luv fwom Bernie

seeds

We got lots of seeds gwowing in our little plastic house. We water dem evewy day and Bernie help wif dat. BUT When Gwand-ma was going out de door wif de watewing can she dwip some water on Bernie. Just because Bernie was sitting wight in de door way.
Me been twying to do a google. Me twying to find a place where me can buy some chookie seeds on line and den me can gwow lots of chookies to eat.
Me find a packet of bird seed in de cupboard what Gwand-ma buy to feed de birds and me got some and plant it in de garden but so far it did not gwow into birdies. Anyway me likes eating chookies best so me wants to find chook seeds. Do anybody know where Bernie can get some chook seeds?
Luv fwom Bernie
PS Pwefewably cooked chookies

Go away wif dat wheelbawwow

Today de tyre on  our wheelbawwow blew up. It was in de sun an d got too hot. It made a big bang. My Gwand-da went and buy it a new wheel.
Den him gone away somewhere while me and Gwand-ma shovel lots of baa lamb manure into de wheelbawwow and put it in de new gardens.
Bernie do not want to do dat so me just sit on de gwass and and watch.
Watching is a vewy important job.
Anyway me finks it is time for Bernie to wetire. Me is getting old.
Luv fwom Bernie

Barbi Q

Today Uncle Tim finished making our new barbi Q and den we all had a Barbi Q in our courtyard. It vewy nice and Bernie has his own plate what match de uvver plates.
We been doing more gardenings and so we liked our Barbi Q.
Now me going to go back and help making de garden.
Luv fwom Bernie

making de garden

Uncle Cwis come to visit and today we all go outside and make de vegabul garden look nice.
We got de weeds out of de edge and put pwitty stuff wound it so de weeds don't gwow.
Bernie keeps saying a vewy nice miaow near de fwidge but no-one will give me some chookie.
Now my Aunty Lily is cooking dindins and she might give Bernie some chookie if me dood.
Bernie is ALWAYS dood.
So me is just waiting for dat chookie.
Luve fwom Bernie.

A windy day

Bernie got de sheet off again dis morning and de wind help me. Dat make Bernie vewy happy but de wind do not know how to put it fwough Bernie cat door so we bofe leave it dere in fwont of de pot wif de plants.
We is tidying up de house so my Uncle Tim and my Aunty Lily can come and visit.
Bernie help my Mummy to tidy up de cwaft woom so we has woom to put anuvver bed dere cause Uncle Cwis is coming tomowwow to help us wif de garden.
Today my Mummy and my Gwand-da gone and got somefing in de twailer for de garden. Bernie do not know what it is cause it got a cover over it.
Luv fwom Bernie