Yesserday dere was a stwange monster in our garden. It be doing some gardening.
Bernie wun to my Mummy and say "Miaow Mew Miaow" Dat means "Dere is a stwange monster in our garden and it doing some gardening" My Mummy say "Where" and Bernie say "Mow" wot means "Near our sweet peas garden".
My Mummy say "That isn't a strange monster. That is Grand-ma with her knee pads and hat on".
Bernie wun to dat stwange monster wot was kneeling down and putting little sweet pea plants in de garden. Dem was ones wot gwew demselves outside de garden. Bernie wun up to dat stwange monster and sniff it bum. Yes dat is Gwand-ma bum.
Ha ha ha dat a funny joke. Bernie fink Gwand-ma be a stwange monster.
Ha ha ha hee ha.
My Mummy take a pikcha of dat stwange monster called Gwand-ma.
Luv fwom Bernie.