Gwand-da came home and den him gone to see anuvver human vet and now it waining.
Jaffa wun in and out de cat door.
First she go out de cat door in de laundwy and when she sees de wain she wun back inside. Den she go out de cat door in de family woom and she find out dat it is waining out dere too.
She wun inside stwaight away and she say to Bernie "Oh you know what Bernie? It is raining out the laundry door and it is raining out that door too."
Bernie say "Of course little Jaffa. If it is waining den it be waining out all de doors."
Jaffa say "Well it is not raining out the front door" so Bernie twy to explain dat it not waining outside the fwont door cos we got a vewandah dere. Oh it so hard to explain fings to pussy cats.
Bernie say "Just stay inside little Jaffa and find somewhere nice and warm and dwy and have a little sleep."
Dat what Bernie do now.
Luv fwom Bernie