A vewy clever mousie

Bernie catch a mousie but it wun under the bookshelf. Bernie was twying to weach under the bookshelf and get it but Bernie's fwont leg is too short and me could not weach. Gwand-ma came along and she know that Bernie is twying to get something out so she put her walking stick under the bookshelf and scoop the mouse out. Bernie wun after it and catch it and let go and catch it and let go and catch it but then it got away and wan under the fwidge.
Bernie was sitting there for a long time waiting for that mousie to come out fwom under the fwidge.
After a while Gwand-ma got a good idea. She got a lid off a empty milk bottle to use for a mousie dindin bowl and she put some peanut butter in it which is mousie dindins. Then she put that mousie dindins down just near the fwidge. Bernie think that is a vewy good idea so Bernie was sitting there for a vewy long time watching that mousie dindins to see if the mousie came out to get it.
Then we went away to have our dindins and when we looked back that mousie dindins was gone. Gwand-da got down on the floor and looked under the fwidge. The mousie dindin bowl was pulled in under the fwidge. That clever mousie wan out when we was not looking and it dwag that dindin bowl under the fwidge.
After another long while my Mummy and my Gwand-ma pulled that fwidge out and there was no mousie, just lots of mousie poop and little teeth marks in the mousie dindins. Gwand-ma specially made it vewy smooth so she could see if the mousie ate any.
That cheeky mousie ate the dindins, did some poops and then snuck away somewhere.
Bernie and Jaffa will be looking hard for that mousie.
Luv fwom Bernie