Dat birdie do not like our seeds

We put lots of seeds dere for our birdie fwend but him do not like dem. He keeps eating de weed seeds out of de gwound. Gwand-ma say he is a dood birdie cause of he eat de weed seeds den dey will not gwow in our garden.
Den Gwand-da and Gwand-ma went away all day and my Mummy went away and come back and went away and come back and went away and come back and de postman come and de phone wing and all sorts of fings and den my Mummy gone away to a meeting and Gwand-da and Gwand-ma come home and Bernie is de butler again and me buttle dem inside.
And it wained and watered our new garden.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS It wet de clothes on de line. Oh Bovver. Me twy to get dem off but me can't weach.

Birdie dindins

Evewy morning Bernie sit in de family woom and look out de window at a speshul litta birdie what always come and get seeds out of de gwound at our place.
Him eat dem seeds for him dindins.
Gwand-ma put dat blind up a litta bit so Bernie can see under it.
Bernie is vewy dood.
Me do not go out de cat door and twy to catch dat litta birdie. Me just sit and watch him.
Hmmmm maybe him is a girl birdie. How can Bernie find out if him is a girl birdie?
Today my Gwand-ma buy a big box of speshul birdie seeds so we can put some on de gwound for my dear litta birdie fwend what does not even know about Bernie.
My litta birdie fwend do not know about Bernie cos she cannot see fwough de glass so she cannot see Bernie watching her.
She just hop hop quickly and flit her litta tail and put her litta head up and down vewy quick and pick up seeds. Soon dere be no more seeds left in dat gwound and my litta birdie fwend will go somewhere else so dat why Gwand-ma buy dem seeds.
Soon we put dem seeds out dere so she can have some dood dindins tomowwow.
Luv fwom Bernie

where my yesserday blog gone?

Bernie wote a blog yesserday but it gone away. Where it gone?
Luv fwom Bernie

Naughty twicking howwible peoples

Dis evening when it time for Din dins my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma dwove away in Gwand-da car and my Unca Tim and my Mummy dwive away in my Unca Tim car and den after a long time my Gwand-da and my Gwand-ma and my Mummy all comes home in my Gwand-da car. My Unca Tim gone home to see my cousin Polly. Dey has been to de supermarket. Dey put de supermarket bag on de bench in de kitchen but dem do not make Dindins.
Bernie miaow and miaow at dem to huwwy up and make dindins. Now my Gwand-ma tell me dat dem went to a  place and had deir dindins dere.
Dey did not take Bernie.
So now me cannot have nice dindins wif de family only dat yukky dwy cat food.
Dem is howwible twicking people
Bernie sad now
Luv fwom sad hungwy Bernie.

Unca Tim visits

Unca Tim come to visit and he help us to do fings in de garden. Today he make a wood edge all along near de fence.
My Mummy and my Gwand-da pull out de weeds and it is going to be a dood garden. Bernie help. Bernie sit on fings to hold dem still and when my Gwand-da weeded a dood nice sunny spot, me sit in it and have a litta cat nap.
We also plant some new twees. Dem is apples and pears and nectawines and plums. Dem all is yukky. Bernie do not help to plant dem cos dem is yukky.
Why can't we plant a mousie twee?
Luv fwom Bernie.

Hard to be de official tasting pussy cat

As you know, Bernie is de official tasting pussy cat. When someone goes in to de kitchen and starts making some dindins Bernie has to taste it.
Sometimes dem say "But you do not like this, Bernie"  Bernie say "miaow" what means "But me has to taste it to see if me like it"
So den dey give me a piece. Sometimes dey give me yukkie gween stuff. Bernie just sniff it and go away because if dem is going to cook silly yukky fings den Bernie do not want to be de official tasting pussy cat.
Dere is only one gween fing what Bernie likes and dat is pea and ham soup. Dat is yummy and me eat it all up and lick de pot.
But me do not like onions and beans and lettuce and capsicum. Why anyone make a dindins wif dem silly fings? Sometimes Bernie fink evewyone in dis house is vewy silly except for Bernie. Bernie is de most sensible person in dis house.
Luv fwom sensible Bernie.

Speshul Parf

Some mans come and make a speshul parf out de fwont near our letter box. My Gwand-ma say dat because dey did not do our dwiveway and Unca Geward did it so dis mans do a speshul parf instead.
Dis morning Bernie twick his Mummy wif a vewy clever twick. When dat clock start going bong bong, Bernie start singing wif it and saying miaow evewy time it say bong. But Bernie keep saying miaows after de clock stop doing it bong bong bong and my Mummy say "Ooooh it's late. I'd better hurry or I will be late for school" and she get up quick. Dat a funny twick to make someone fink it late and dem has to get out of bed.
Luv fwom funny twicking miaowing Bernie