We put lots of seeds dere for our birdie fwend but him do not like dem. He keeps eating de weed seeds out of de gwound. Gwand-ma say he is a dood birdie cause of he eat de weed seeds den dey will not gwow in our garden.
Den Gwand-da and Gwand-ma went away all day and my Mummy went away and come back and went away and come back and went away and come back and de postman come and de phone wing and all sorts of fings and den my Mummy gone away to a meeting and Gwand-da and Gwand-ma come home and Bernie is de butler again and me buttle dem inside.
And it wained and watered our new garden.
Luv fwom Bernie
PS It wet de clothes on de line. Oh Bovver. Me twy to get dem off but me can't weach.