Happy Birfday to Katy

It beed Katy's birfday and me forgot to tell her happy birfday.
Hee heee hee, when Bernie was a little kitten me used to fink it was a Have de birfday but now me knows it is a happy birfday.
Me is going to send a email birfday card to Katy.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tilly got a speshul medieval collar

Hullo to my blog weaders,
Tilly little tummy not getting better dood. Her stitches is coming undone.
My Gwand-ma take her to de vet and Uncle Lloyd was dere. He say dat Tilly should be healing up much better and she got her tummy infected.
She come home wif a little wound collar on called a Elizabefan Collar.
Now she has to go back to de vet tomorrow and have annuvver little operwation to sew her up again. Please do not tell Tilly because she will get wowwied about it.
Luv fwom Bernie

Medieval Pussy Cat

My Gwand-ma tell me about dat SCA what my Uncle Paul be in. And my Gwand-ma be in it too now.
Bernie want to go in it.
Bernie is alweady a Bawon. Me is Bawon Bernard de Boos so me do not need to get annuvver name
Also me has a dood medieval cloves to wear cos pussy cats still wears de same cloves as we used to wear in dat medieval time what seem like yesserday to Bernie.
Me will just wite a email to my Uncle Paul what is a fwuity batty person and ask him to make me a little shield wif a pussy cat on it and den me can go in dat SCA.
luv fwom Bernie

Tilly sleeping lots

Bernie finks dat little Tilly is not feeling vewy well cos she only likes to sleep and have cuddles today.
Dat all wight. Bernie been giving her some cuddles. Dat why me is a busy pussy cat. Me has to take care of her. She is only a little kitten weally.
Luv fwom Bernie

Tilly making a funny noise

Poor little Tilly is making a funny noise. She say her fwoat hurts.
Bernie finks maybe her tummy hurt too. She got a stitches in it.
Poor little Tilly twying to be bwave.
My Mummy say dat Tilly's fwoat hurts cos when de vet wot name is Lloyd was doing de operwation, he put a tube down her fwoat so she can bweave and now it hurt her fwoat where dat tube was. If it still hurts her after tomowwow, we bwing her back to de vet for some medicine.
Now Bernie has to go and take care of dat little Tilly.
Me goes to sleep wif her on de mat.
Luv fwom Bernie

Lots of News today

My dood fwend Brrrrr has gone home again wif my Aunty Barbi. It was vewy nice having my fwend to visit.
He is a vewy quiet pussy cat and him is nearly blind so him can't see vewy dood. Him walks awound vewy slowly looking at de gwound carefully. If de colour of de gwound changes he is vewy careful to put a foot acwoss and feel de new gwound to make sure it is OK to walk on before him walk on it.
Also Tilly had her little operwation so she do not gwow any pussy kittens in her little tummy. Dat is vewy dood because Bernie is sick of kittens.
But since Tilly come home she is mad. Gwand-ma gave her a bowl of nice fwesh water to dwink and she scoop it all out wif her paws and make de floor wet and her foots wet and her tail wet. Gwand-ma did not know how she got it all out so she mop it up and clean de place and get her anuvver bowl and den she do it again. Anuvver bowl of water all over de ensuite floor.
Tonight she jump up on de bench to get a dwink out of de sink. She vewy naughty. She not supposed to jump up on de sink when she got stitches in her tummy. Tilly twying to get water out of de sink but she splash it everywhere. Gwand-ma fink it because she do not like getting her foots wet so she give her a nice bowl of clean water on de bench. Sp den she scoop it all out fast as fast.
We fink dat annas fetick  made her gone mad.
Oh well, Not much diffwent.
Luv fwom Bernie

Dood news

My Gwand-ma tell me dat my dood fwend Brrrr is coming back to visit again.
Dat makes Bernie vewy happy.
Me tell you all about it later.
Luv fwom Bernie